This selection of Con Mane fanfics is called the डिज़्नी Saga, because most of them were created द्वारा me, and Disneyfan333. However, this one was created द्वारा me, and _Laugh_
It all began in San Franciscolt.
Con: *riding taxi*
Taxi: *Stops at drug store* That'll be three dollars.
Con: *Pays taxi driver* Thanks. *walks out of taxi* *enters drugstore*
Cashier: Are आप 0007?
Cashier: P is waiting for आप in the back parking lot.
Con: Thanks. *Walks away*
P: *Waiting द्वारा car*
Con: *Arrives* Hello sir.
P: Hi Con.
Con: What did आप want to दिखाना me?
P: I've got a video sent to me from M.I.6. They're saying that a टट्टू in Scotland is trying to create a zombie apocalypse.
Con: May we see the video?
P: Certainly. Get in the car.
Con: *Gets in car*
Suddenly, all the windows in P's car went dark.
P: Now, to play the video. *plays video*
In the video
Scottish pony: *laying on ground* Why are आप doing this?
Dr. Silver: Let's just say, I've always enjoyed everything with zombies. Now, I'm going to make it realistic.
Scottish pony: आप can't do that!
Dr. Silver? Oh? Well, I already got the formula set, and now I'm going to test it on you. *puts Formula in scottish pony*
Scottish pony: AHH! No!! *Turning into zombie*
Dr. Silver: Ahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!
In assosciation with _Laugh_
A Con Mane story
Die And Let Live
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Silver Tune as Dr. Silver
Gilda & Griffons as Nazis
Constable Weston B. River as himself
Fenix Lighter as Himself
Amethyst तारा, स्टार as Itic
Parcival as P
Sydney P. Johnson as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Miss Moneybit
Fleur De Lis as Ms. Bonjour
Cars provided द्वारा
Con Mane was brought back to Canterlot.
P: आप know what to do, right?
Con: Yeah. I know exactly what to do. I gotta go toward's S's lab, stop at Moneybit's डेस्क along the way, and get some gadgets.
P: No. Not this time. आप must go into Scotland, and stop Dr. Silver from creating zombies. No gadgets, no flirting with Miss. Moneybit, just go do your job.
So Con went on an airplane to Scotland. During the flight, someone was watching him.
Once the plane landed, Con went off the plane, and immediately met Fenix.
Fenix: Hallo Con.
Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Did M.I.6 tell आप about Dr. Silver?
Con: Yes, and I am on my way to stop her.
Fenix: M.I.3 sent me to do the same. I got a house for this mission. Would आप like to see it?
Fenix: Alright. Unfortunately, I have an Equestricar, so the ride will take a long time.
Con: They couldn't give आप something fast?
Con: Oh well.
Fenix, and Con started their trip to Fenix's house. Along the way however, the टट्टू that kept following Con was following him again.
Con: हे Fenix.
Con: Did आप notice any यूनिकॉर्न get off that plane I was on?
Fenix: Ja, why?
Con: I believe we're being followed. Thankfully, she's only driving a Shitroen.
Fenix: *floors it*
Ms. Bonjour: *Follows*
Fenix: *Laughing* There's no way that car is going to keep up with us. *drifts right*
Ms. Bonjour: *Follows*
Fenix: Hold on Con, we're going to pass a railroad crossing.
Engineer: *about to pass crossing*
Con: TRAIN! *moves steering wheel*
Fenix: *On train tracks*
Ms. Bonjour: *Following on train tracks*
Con: Sorry to abandon आप Fenix, but I've got a train to catch *teleports onto train*
Ms. Bonjour: *Does the same*
Train driver: *Blows horn*
Fenix: *Drives off train tracks* I've got to call the police.
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on चोटी, शीर्ष of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.
Fenix: That's right. They're on चोटी, शीर्ष of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.
On the train.
Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit द्वारा signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls off train*
Engineer: *Stops train* Hey, get out of the way आप wanker!
Con: *Gets in engine*
Engineer: You're not allowed in here!
Con: *Pushes engineer out*
Engineer: Oh! *hits ground*
Con: Uncouple the cars.
Engineer: No, आप get out of there right away!
Con: *Grabs gun* Do it! Uncouple the cars.
Engineer: *runs to coupler* They don't pay me enough for this baloney *Uncouples engine from train*
Con: *Drives away*
Now Con was going the opposite way, but Ms. Bonjour was having problems of her own.
Ms. Bonjour: *Checks fuel gauge* Ugh!
Her engine stops.
Ms. Bonjour: आप stupid diesel, why did आप run out of diesel? *Gets out* Great, now I'm talking to a train, as if it could talk back. What is this, Thomas The Tank Engine? *Refueling engine*
Meanwhile for Con
Con: *Stops द्वारा switch* Perfect. *gets out of engine* I can get onto the track that Ms. Bonjour is on, and chase her down. *switches track* *gets back in engine*
As Con started driving his engine Dr. Silver was notified द्वारा a griffon named Gilda.
Dr. Silver: How is Ms. Bonjour holding up?
Gilda: She is far ahead, but Con is catching up.
Dr. Silver: How?
Gilda: She had to stop her engine, and refuel.
Dr. Silver: She better hurry up. Otherwise, she'll be captured, and brought away from here. I cannot allow that.
Dr. Silver: She has to bring this zombie formula to Hawaii.
Gilda: What's going on at Hawaii?
Dr. Silver: A very important event, that I'm going to sabotage. Get your soldiers ready, and help Ms. Bonjour back to our base.
Gilda: आप got it. *walks away*
Ms. Bonjour finished refueling her engine, and started taking off once again.
Ms. Bonjour: I just forgot to uncouple the train from this engine. *Goes to coupling*
Con: *Following train*
Ms. Bonjour: *uncouples train from engine*
Con: Whoa! *Slows down*
The brakes were applied just in time. Con was pushing the train, and when he got to another switch track, he stopped.
Con: *switches track* This is going to get Ms. Bonjour far ahead of me again. *Pushes train onto other track* *Moves engine off switch* Now to switch the track for Ms. Bonjour's line *Switches tracks again* And now to chase her again. *Drives engine*
Ms. Bonjour: *Getting towards drawbridge* Oh dear.
नाव driver: *Getting towards bridge*
Bridge operator: *Raising bridge*
Ms. Bonjour: *Drives faster*
Bridge: Hey! Stop!
Ms. Bonjour: *Gets engine on bridge*
नाव driver: Ah!
Ms. Bonjour: *Jumps engine over gap*
With sheer luck, Ms. Bonjour's engine jumped back onto the tracks without a single wheel derailed.
Con: *getting towards bridge*
Bridge Operator: Oh, not again!
नाव Driver: *Gets past bridge*
Bridge Operator: *lowering bridge*
Con: *gets on bridge* *Using spell to keep engine from derailing* *Lands back on rails*
At another railroad crossing far away from the chase.
Police: *Stop द्वारा tracks*
Constable Weston B. River: What's all the commotion?
Cop 1: Weston, good to see you. We've got a few stolen engines being chased on this very line. One of the driver's is an agent from the C.I.E.
Constable Weston B. River: A C.I.E. Agent? Is it Con Mane?
Cop 1: I don't know, I'll have to ask the M.I.3 agent who told us. *on phone* Fenix, who is that C.I.E agent आप were talking about?
Fenix: Con Mane.
Constable Weston B. River: Ya-hoo! I've not seen him in a long time!
Cop 2: Hold up lads! I see headlights!
Ms. Bonjour: Constables. *grabs gun*
Cop 1: She's armed! आग
Ms. Bonjour: *Passes railroad crossing, while shooting at cops*
Constable Weston B. River: And there's Con.
Con: *Passes railway crossing*
Constable Weston B. River: I hope he noticed me.
Ms. Bonjour: *Sees train in front of her* No! *levitates engine with magic*
On the train in front of Ms. Bonjour
Reverend: I now announce आप ponies, husband, and wife.
Married Couple: *kisses each other*
Ms. Bonjour: *Lands engine on चोटी, शीर्ष of train*
Married Couple: Ah! *Dies*
Ms. Bonjour: That didn't work as well as I hoped. *Gets engine on other tracks*
Con: *Switches engine onto other track with magic*
Ms. Bonjour: *Shoots at Con*
Con: *Shoots at Ms. Bonjour*
They both shot their बंदूकों at each other twice, then took cover. Then, they stuck part of their body out the engine again to shoot at each other twice, and took cover again. This went on four times.
Con: Out of ammo.
Ms. Bonjour: De munitions.
Con: *Stops engine*
Ms. Bonjour: Huh? *stops engine*
Con: *Reverses engine*
Ms. Bonjour: Oh no आप don't! *Follows Con*
Con: I'm ahead now. *Goes faster*
Ms. Bonjour: *Follows Con*
Griffons: *Arrive in cars*
Gilda: Shoot him!
Griffons: *shoot at Con*
Con: *Taking cover*
Griffons & Ms. Bonjour: *Follow Con*
Police: They're coming back. This time, Con is in front.
Constable Weston B. River: Go Con!
Con: *Sees Weston* Thank's Weston.
Constable Weston B. River: He noticed me!
Ms. Bonjour: *Getting towards railroad crossing*
Police: *shooting at Ms. Bonjour*
The police didn't hit her, but they hit the engine on her train. It caused smoke to blind Ms. Bonjour
Griffons: *Stops* It's the police! *turns around*
Ms. Bonjour: Stupid griffons.
Con: Haha. Dumb griffons. *continues driving*
Ms. Bonjour: *Finds clip of ammo* Ha!
Con: *sees Ms. Bonjour's gun*
Ms. Bonjour: *Aims gun*
Con: *Finds switch track*
Ms. Bonjour: *About to shoot gun*
Con: *passes switch track*
Ms. Bonjour: *Aiming at Con*
Con: *Switches track*
Ms. Bonjour: *Goes on wrong tracks* Oh, no! *crashes into fuel train*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. Ms. Bonjour was dead.
When the griffons returned to Dr. Silver's base, she was not happy.
Gilda: The police arrived, and we लॉस्ट her.
Dr. Silver: Was she arrested?
Gilda: No. She died.
Dr. Silver: What happened?
Griffon: She was switched onto another track that had cars of gasoline on them.
Dr. Silver: And?
Gilda: An explosion occurred.
Dr. Silver: *Sighs* Get me Itic.
Gilda: Itic! Get over here!
Itic: *Arrives* What is it Dr?
Dr. Silver: I want आप to find an agent named Con Mane, and bring him to me.
Itic: Ok. *walks away*
Gilda: आप don't seemed pleased Dr.
Dr. Silver: Itic is a pussy.
Later, at Fenix's vacation home.
Fenix: Nice, isn't it? I've got this place right अगला to the beach.
Con: That is nice.
Fenix: So, tell me. How did your fight go?
Con: Ok, but then it turned into a chase. On rails.
Fenix: आप two chased each other in trains?
Fenix: Hold up, I see a car pulling up in my driveway.
Itic: *Walks out of car*
Con: She doesn't look familiar to me.
Fenix: I don't know her either.
Itic: *Knocks on door*
Con: Get your gun, and wait for me. ENTER!
Itic: *Walks in house* Hi.
Con: What do आप want?
Itic: Are आप Mr. Mane?
Itic: Then, we need to talk. *grabs gun*
Con: *pulls gun out of Itic's hoof*
Itic: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Con: Wow. I didn't even push you. Now, *twisting Itic's leg* What are आप doing here?
Itic: Ow, you're hurting me.
Con: Then आप should be able to tell me who sent you.
Itic: I c-can't.
Con: Do it.
Itic: Dr. Silver.
Con: That wasn't so hard, was it?
Itic: *Stands up*
Con: Didn't think so. Stand down Fenix, she's harmless.
Con: You're going to work with us now. *casts a spell on Itic* आप no longer work for Dr. Silver. आप work for Con Mane.
Itic: I work for you.
Once again at Dr. Silver's base of operations.
Dr. Silver: *Waiting* What is taking her so long to bring Con to me?
Gilda: I don't know. Maybe she died.
Dr. Silver: Perhaps. Now I need to find yet another टट्टू to help deliver this zombie formula to Hawaii.
Gilda: Ahem. Me, and all the griffons are a part of the Nazi Forces. We can help आप send the formula to Hawaii.
Dr. Silver: Good. Get as many planes as आप can, and meet me at the airport.
Back at Fenix's vacation घर
Con: What else do आप know about Dr. Silver?
Itic: She has a ज्वर भाता, ज्वालामुखी lair in Hawaii, and an army of griffons.
Con: So basically, she has Nazis working for her.
Fenix: That's a surprise. Why would griffons be helping a टट्टू with something?
Con: World Domination. Once they set the zombies free, there's a chance that those griffons will betray Dr. Silver. We've got to get going to Hawaii right away.
Two hours later at the airport.
Dr. Silver: Is everything ready?
Dr. Silver: Good, but before we go *Grabs syringe*
Gilda: What's in there?
Dr. Silver: My formula. *Stabs बिना सोचे समझे pony*
बिना सोचे समझे pony: *Turns into zombie* BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINSZ!!
Ponies: Ah!!! *Running*
Dr. Silver & Gilda: *Run out of airport*
Gilda: Our plane should be in the hangar above us.
Dr. Silver: Should?
Gilda: It is.
Zombie: *inside airport* Brains! *eating pony*
Pony: Ahh! *getting eaten* *Turns into zombie*
Mare: Now there's two of them!
Con: *Arrives with Itic* This isn't good.
Zombies: *walking towards Con*
Con: Get down, C.I.E! *shoots zombies*
Con: *kills zombies*
Mare: Oh thank goodness. आप saved our lives.
Con: Thanks. Now if you'll excuse me *Teleports onto Dr. Silver's plane*
Itic: *Does the same*
Con: Alright, they don't know we're hear. Let's keep it that way.
The plane leaves, and takes off for Hawaii.
On the plane, Con, and Itic were waiting in an area where no one could see them.
Con: Tell me about yourself.
Itic: I've had a pretty good life. My parents would always take me to a lot of fun places.
Con: What was your favorite?
Itic: The beaches of Los Pegasus. The town in general just looked so beautiful.
Con: And, what's your name?
Itic: It's Itic.
Con: Itic. Is that short for something?
Itic: I think I can.
Itic: I know it sounds like a bad name.
Con: No. It's alright. I mean, I've heard of names much worse then yours. How would आप feel having a main enemy named Blofeld?
Itic: Oh yeah, that sounds bad.
Soon, the plane arrives at Hawaii. Con, and Itic are about to sneak out when suddenly.
Dr. Silver: *Knocks out Con Mane* What were आप doing with him Itic?
Itic: I was trying to knock him out.
Dr. Silver: आप were right अगला to him, and आप didn't do anything. Gilda, get Itic in the car. I'm going to take Con somewhere, natural.
Gilda: Yes Ma'am. *Puts Itic in car*
Dr. Silver: *Puts Con in trunk*
45 मिनटों later, Con woke up to find himself in the सूँ ढ, ट्रंक of Dr. Silver's car.
Dr. Silver: *Stops car*
Dr. Silver: *Opens trunk* Get out.
Con: *Gets out of trunk*
Dr. Silver: *Pushes Con into lake*
Con: Whoa! *lands in water*
Dr. Silver: *Drives away*
Con: *Looks around* Why would she abandon me here?
Con: Oh. *Runs out of lake*
Crocodiles: *Follow Con*
Con: *Looks for gun* आप must be joking, I don't have my gun. *Stops*
Con had to पार करना, क्रॉस और water, but there were और crocodiles in there.
Con: *Looks behind him*
Crocodiles: Rar. *getting close to Con*
Con: *Runs on चोटी, शीर्ष of crocodiles in water*
He made it, and the crocodiles didn't follow him.
Dr. Silver: *Driving car*
Con: Perfect. *Turns invisible*
Dr. Silver: *Turns right*
Con: *Jumps on चोटी, शीर्ष of Dr. Silver's car*
Dr. Silver: What was that?
Con: *Stays on चोटी, शीर्ष of car*
Dr. Silver: *Continues driving*
Dr. Silver made it to her ज्वर भाता, ज्वालामुखी lair, but she did not notice Con was on चोटी, शीर्ष of her car.
Con: *Gets off of car*
Dr. Silver: Huh? *looks around*
Con: *Still invisible*
Dr. Silver: *Walks in*
Con: *gets rid of invisibility spell*
Itic: *Walks out of base* Con.
Con: Itic. Follow me. We've got to stop Dr. Silver.
Itic: Right. She plans to destroy an episode of Hawaii Five-O.
Con: But that's a good show. If she destroys that, everypony will be mad. *Climbs up volcano*
Griffons: *Flying helicopters*
Con: *Turns himself, and Itic invisible*
Griffons: *Fly to चोटी, शीर्ष of volcano*
Itic: *teleports both of them to top*
Griffons: *waiting for doors to open*
When the doors to the ज्वर भाता, ज्वालामुखी lair opened, the helicopter flew inside.
Con: Hold on to me. *Jumps in*
Itic: *Holding on*
Con: *Safely hits the ground*
Itic: *Lets go*
Con: Follow me. *Walks to end of hallway* Hello.
Griffon: Who the fuck is this?
Con: *Shoots griffon*
Griffon: *Opens door, and dies*
Con: After you.
Itic: *Goes past door*
Gilda: *Choking Con*
Con: Ah!! Itic! *Coughs*
Itic: *sees Con being choked* What should I do?
Con: *Tosses gun to Itic* Shoot, Gilda.
Itic: Ooh! What if I hit you?
Con: *Coughs* Just shoot her!
Itic: *shoots Gilda*
Gilda: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Con: Come on let's go. *runs upstairs*
Itic: *Follows Con*
Dr. Silver: Ok, time to stop the filming of the new Hawaii Five-O episode.
Griffons: *Following Dr. Silver*
Con: Itic, wait for me द्वारा that helicopter.
Itic: Ok *runs away*
Con: *Shoots Griffons*
Dr. Silver: Oh no आप didn't!
Con: Oh yes I did *runs to end of hallway*
Dr. Silver: *Follows Con*
Con: *Opens door*
Dr. Silver: *Running towards door*
Con: *Closes door in Dr. Silver's face*
Dr. Silver: OW!
Con: *Finds zombies in cages* Well, how about we get आप out of there?
Dr. Silver: *Opens door*
Con: *Shoots cage door*
Dr. Silver: आप missed.
Con: I wasn't aiming for you. *teleports out of room*
Zombies: *Walking out of cages*
Dr. Silver: No! *tries to open door*
The handle broke
Zombies: *Getting closer*
Dr. Silver: Stay back! I'm your creator.
Zombies: *Eating Dr. Silver's brains*
Dr. Silver: *Dies*
Meanwhile द्वारा the helicopter.
Con: *Sees Itic* Ah, good. You're still there.
Con: Why don't we fly out of here?
Itic: What about Dr. Silver?
Con: I don't think we'll have to deal with her anymore. *Starts helicopter*
Itic: *Opens चोटी, शीर्ष doors*
Con: *Flies out of ज्वर भाता, ज्वालामुखी lair*
आप used to say Die And Let Die.
आप know आप did, आप know आप did, आप know आप did.
But when this ever changing world in which we live in gave आप an idea.
Say Die And Let Live.
Die And Let Live
Part of the Die And Let Live theme song
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