I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really प्यार shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier द्वारा window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain: merda

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was big, and killed everyone द्वारा the door. Speaking of the door, it opened द्वारा itself from the explosion.

Sean: *Rushes in*
Italians: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Hiding द्वारा wall*
Italians: *getting closer on both sides*
Sean: *Shoots Italians in front of him*
Italians in front of Sean: *Die*
Italians Behind Sean: *Going slower towards him*
Sean: Hmm. *Turns around quickly, and kills italians behind him*
और Italian Soldiers: *Arrive* Surrender.
Sean: Ha! Like आप think I'm going to give up that easily?
Discord: *Shows up out of nowhere* No. That's why I am going to Discord you.
Sean: *Laughing*
Discord: *Confused*
Italians: *Shrug*
Sean: Hahahaha! No way. आप think आप can actually Discord me? That's the best joke I've ever heard. Please, if you're going to threaten me with death, at least make it realistic. Not a joke.
Discord: That was realistic.
Italian Soldier: *Tries to shoot Sean*
Italian Captain: *Hits Soldier* Cessate il fuoco! Chiunque altro che cerca di sparare Sean sarà girato.
Italian Soldiers: *Put बंदूकों away*
Sean: आप really think आप can have me Discorded?
Discord: Oh yes. It's very easy. Everypony hear despises you. They really hated your guts since आप arrived to their world. आप should go back to Mobius, but first you're going to do something for me.
Sean: And who's going to make me do all that for you?
Discord: *Puts finger on Sean's head* I am.
Sean: *becoming Discorded*
Discord: Now, here is what I want आप to do. Go to Ponyville, and kill everypony आप see, except for Nazis, Griffons, Changelings, me, Twilight Sparkle, Robotnik, या Shadow The Hedgehog.
Sean: Shadow's here. Cool.
Discord: Yes. Do आप know what to do?
Sean: Yes sir.

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