posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was walking from the train yard to the station.
Hawkeye: What are आप doing?
Coffee Creme: I want to go talk to Gordon.
Hawkeye: Nope. Gordon is busy causing havoc in Portland. आप should be glad that he's not here.
Coffee Creme: But I'm dating him.
Hawkeye: I don't care Frenchy. Go back to that yard, and get to the train with Metal Gloss.
Coffee Creme: Don't call me Frenchy.
Hawkeye: Whatever आप say... Frenchy.
Coffee Creme: *Rolls eyes, and walks back to train*
Stylo: Pierce, we got a problem!
Hawkeye: What is it?
Stylo: A passenger train came in, and one of the ponies is seriously injured.
Hawkeye: How did it happen?
Stylo: The टट्टू was trying to walk off the train while it was moving. Bartholomew tried to stop him, but it was too late.
Hawkeye: Alright, let's go. *Runs to station*
Hurt pony: *Laying on platform* I don't think I'll make it.
Snowflake: Take it easy, we'll help आप out.
Hawkeye: *Sees injury* He got a really huge cut on his head. Sir, don't आप know better then to walk off a train while it's moving?
Hurt Pony: आप guys do it all the time?
Hawkeye: येशु christ. That's only on freight trains, and the conductors do that. Not everypony that works on a railroad. Seriously, आप gotta be और careful.
Snowflake: What do we do?
Hawkeye: Well... I've never been in a situation like this, but I do know that the wounded area needs to have a lot of pressure on it, with a clean towel.
Snowflake: *grabs clean towel from nowhere*
Hawkeye: Where's Orion?
Snowflake: I think he took off in that freight train he had to take to Denver. Why do आप need him?
Hawkeye: He told me he was good at dealing with things like this.
Stylo: Well, try not to get him involved. Otherwise, he might destroy something just to get fired before Pete returns.
Hawkeye: Yeah, we wouldn't want that. Wait a minute... Wilson! He was part of the army once, maybe he could help us. Wait here! *Runs to train yard*
At the trainyard, Hawkeye saw Red Rose.
Hawkeye: *Knocking on door* Red Rose, I need your help! This is urgent.
Red Rose: *Opens door* What is it?
Hawkeye: Where's Wilson?
Red Rose: He's not here.
Hawkeye: Shit. We need help with a टट्टू that walked off a train while it was moving, and he injured himself. The injury is very serious, but none of us know what to do.
Red Rose: I think Jeff knows.
Hawkeye: Okay, good. Thanks Red Rose. *Runs back to station*
While Pierce was going back to the station, Percy, and Jeff made it there.
Percy: Whoa, what happened here?
Jeff: I don't know. Let's go check. *Walks onto station* Stylo, what happened?
Stylo: This टट्टू walked off the train while it was moving.
Jeff: Bartholomew, आप do know spells on how to heal this pony, don't you?
Bartholomew: Unfortunately, I don't.
Percy: What about आप Jeff?
Jeff: Well, I can heal this pony, but not with magic. I also don't know any spells.
Hawkeye: Jeff, there आप are. Red Rose कहा आप could help with this injured pony.
Jeff: Yes I can, but I have to do it without magic. I don't know any spells.
Hawkeye: Well do what आप can, and hurry!
Jeff: Okay, I'll try. First, we need to give the injury stitches.
Hawkeye: I'll go get the first aid kit. That should have everything आप need. *Gets first aid kit*
Jeff: *Takes first aid kit* Thanks. *Giving hurt टट्टू stitches*
Hurt Pony: OOWW!
Jeff: I know this hurts, but unless आप want to lose part of your head, आप must let me do this.
Hawkeye: We might as well be in a T.V दिखाना taking place in a MASH unit. We're healing ponies for a company.
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