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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After getting the Cello, डेक्स्टर gave Octavia some time to play it.

Octavia: *playing Octavia's Overture*
Dexter: *sits द्वारा Octavia* Have आप played before?
Octavia: Yes, but not in a long time.
Dexter: आप sound wonderful.
Octavia: Thank you.
Dexter: Please, continue playing.

While Octavia was playing her music, a group of ponies in the KKK were making a plan to attack. They were riding humans, and were all armed with guns.

KKK leader: Alright, see that house?
KKK ponies: Yeah.
KKK Leader: That's where Octavia Melody is. We need to get in there, and kill her! Now, put your masks on, and let's go.
KKK pony: *putting bag on head* Damn. I can't see fucking shit out of this thing.
KKK leader: We ready या what?
KKK Pony: Ah, hold on, I'm fucking with my eyehole. *rips eye hole* Oh. Oh shit. Ugh, I just made it worse.
KKK टट्टू 2: Who made this goddamn shit?!
KKK टट्टू 3: I don't know.
KKK टट्टू 4: Make your own goddamn mask!
KKK टट्टू 1: Look, nopony is saying they don't appreciate what Jimmy did.
KKK टट्टू 2: Well if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I could've cut it better than this!
KKK टट्टू 5: What about आप Robert? Can आप see?
KKK टट्टू 6: Not too good. I mean, if I don't हटाइए my head, I can see आप pretty good, और या less. But when I start riding, the bag's moving all over, and then I can't see.
KKK ponies: *Complaining*
KKK leader: I just made mine worse. Did anyone bring an extra bag?
KKK टट्टू 2: No! Nopony brought, an extra bag!
KKK leader: I was just asking!
KKK टट्टू 7: Do we have to wear them while we're riding?
KKK टट्टू 1: Oh, we're screwed then! If we don't wear them while we're riding it just defeats the purpose!
KKK टट्टू 2: Well I can't see in this fucking thing!! I can't breath right, and it's because I'm wearing this fucking thing!
KKK टट्टू 4: To hell with आप all, I'm going home! My friend made 30 bags for आप ungrateful peices of hell, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! So from now on, don't ask me for anything! *leaves*
KKK टट्टू 1: Now, look, let's not forget why we're here! We've got a killer कुतिया, मतलबी in that house down yonder, and we gotta teach her a lesson!
KKK Leader: Ok, I'm confused. Are the bags on, या off?
KKK टट्टू 6: I think- we all think the bags were a nice idea.
KKK Ponies: Mmhmm, yeah.
KKK टट्टू 6: Now, I'm not blaming anyone, but they could've been done better. So how about, no bags this time? But अगला time, we do the bags right, and then we attack, non stop.
KKK Ponies: Ok, yeah. I like that idea.
KKK टट्टू 1: Wait a minute, I didn't say no bags!
KKK Leader: But nopony can see.
KKK टट्टू 1: So?
KKK Leader: So it'd be nice to see.
KKK टट्टू 1: Goddamnit! This is a raid!! I can't see! आप can't see! So what?! All that matters is if the fucking humans can see?! That's a raid!!!

Shortly after that

Octavia: *putting away cello*
Dexter: *looking out window* Octavia? We got company!

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Saten: *Enjoying संगीत on his record player while sitting in his couch, and drinking a glass of water* This is how आप enjoy a summer morning. *Hears a doorbell, and walks to his door*
Tareq: *Watches Saten open the door* Hi Saten. I would have called but my line's down. Can I hang out with you?
Saten: Come on inside.
Tareq: *Closes the door* Buddy Holly. Good choice.
Saten: I just bought it a few days ago. How did your run with Jake go yesterday?
Tareq: Not bad. I actually got him to sit down, and shut up.
Saten: Thank god! How did he react?
Tareq: He stayed silent once I told him about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The अगला day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did आप know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask आप to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are आप ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*


They quickly started their journey north.

Jake: Do आप know why our freight engines are painted...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that टट्टू with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, आप made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*...
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posted by mariofan14
What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, या is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is या should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...
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posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground द्वारा eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn क्वीन is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to दिखाना आप what I'm about to do. I'd दिखाना आप some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless आप want two pictures in your video, it's और complicated...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
स्लैश - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. लोमड़ी, फॉक्स used poison. But सेकंड coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on तालिका, टेबल and points on सेब pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can आप be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the सेब pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While सेकंड part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster या something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Snow

Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren

Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.

Julia: *Stops her car अगला to a speed sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed sign, and puts it up*

The on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed decreased द्वारा 15.

Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting अगला to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get आप out!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
अगला दिन at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....
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At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform आप that Eggman keeps attacking more, and और of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have और bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The अगला day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. आप think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* हे Ponch, आप finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...
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Master Sword: There आप are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together द्वारा love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, प्यार would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's खोजिए for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes आप realize that everybody is...
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Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. आप know how we put आप as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need आप your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem या a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then आप get on और ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, आप have to land in the same spot that आप started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up और ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...
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