posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon was in the Cheyenne Jailhouse.
Gordon: Do आप always say the same thing to a टट्टू 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered द्वारा another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: आप were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: आप just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't *walks away*
Gordon: I'm pretty sure आप did!
Police: I never say anything cruel to anypony.
At the entrance of the jailhouse.
Pete: Excuse me. Is there anypony here named Gordon? I'd like to bail him out.
Police pony: That'll be Fourty dollars, and twelve bits.
Pete: *pays officer*
Gordon: *sees Pete*
Police pony: Ok Gordon. आप can go now.
Gordon: Yes! Thank आप *runs away*
Pete: Wait up! *chases Gordon*
Gordon, and Pete soon got back at the station
Gordon: Thank आप for getting me out of there!
Pete: No problem, but आप gotta do me a favor.
Gordon: What's that?
Pete: Get rid of your secret unicorn club. It sounds stupid.
Gordon: But it's great. We have drinks, cook outs, and-
Pete: आप got arrested for it.
Gordon: All I wanted was some peace, and quiet!
Pete: Well all आप had to do was simply ask.
Gordon: Simply asking makes my head hurt.
Pete: Well that's something you'll have to deal with. There are sometimes when आप have to think of others. If आप keep thinking about yourself, you're not just hurting everyone's feelings, but you're also hurting yourself.
Gordon: How so?
Pete: You're hurting yourself द्वारा getting rid of all the ponies आप care about.
Gordon: And those are?
Pete: Screw it. Why do I even bother to be around you? *walks away*
Gordon: Now I know the feeling *walks away*
Gordon went to everypony
Gordon: I wanna apologize for being mean to you. Can आप all forgive me?
Gordon: Holy shit! I just apologized!
Jeff: *laughs* Just joking with आप Gordon. Of course we forgive you.
Hawkeye: आप may be an asshole at times, but deep down, you're a good pony.
Coffee Creme: I still don't understand why आप hate steam engines.
Gordon: I don't hate them, I just think diesels are better.
Hawkeye: Well, let me just say that these steam engines will never be replaced!
Ten years later
Hawkeye: *sees diesels* Great. Ten years ago, I कहा some things that would eventually become a lie.
On the अगला episode of ponies on the rails
Bartholomew conducts Hawkeye's train.