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posted by mariofan14
*Bayonetta is my ponyfication off of the real video game character herself. I plan on doing a mini-series of different adventures she will encounter along the way. Some of these will include references to some fairy tales या other लोकप्रिय culture. I hope आप enjoy this, as well as finding the references! Plus, this first one won't be an adventure, but the future ones will be.*

It was a beautiful दिन in the little town of Ponyville, where everyone was going about doing some errands as they usually do. Plenty of stallions come up to a few mares and try to communicate with them, but don't really get the attention they would like to have. Just then, a red mare in black clothing walked past the guys. They find her, follow her, and try to talk to her. One of them, in a sorta seducing tone, said, "How are you, my fine lady? Would आप like to come with me? There's plenty of things to do around this town." The mare, in a seducing tone, then said, "How amusing. Too bad आप aren't my type." The stallion said, "Are आप sure? आप kinda look bored. Am I right, Bayonetta?" The mare then said, "I'm going someplace. Leave me be." She then walks away.

Our heroine, namely Bayonetta, the red mare, then stumbles upon something of interest. A poster. It said:

Witness the power of magic!
Coming to Ponyville today!!!
Do NOT miss this at all!!!!!!!

"Sounds interesting," Bayonetta said, "maybe I can challenge this pony. If this one were to summon a 50-headed guard dog, I'd summon Malphas." (Malphas is a giant raven-like demon that has pecks so strong, it could destroy a mountain in a few seconds.)

Just then, a bang rung out into the sky. There were ponies of all ages grouped up to the big travelling wagon, and all of a sudden, a big blue streak made an arc over the wagon from one side to the other. Then, the curtains opened to reveal a green mare in purple robes, wearing fake black horns. She then said, "Welcome to the दिखाना of the Great and Powerful Mareficent! I, Mareficent, would be delighted to see some of the awe coming from your faces, because I shall be doing wondrous acts of magic!" She then proceeds to summon a few जानवर from the point of her staff. (She's an earth टट्टू with magic.)

She summoned a platypus, a timberwolf, and, what Bayonetta had thought, a 50-headed guard dog. It scared all of the crowd, but our red mare wasn't scared because she was used to seeing some scary stuff, mostly the demons she summons, such as Malphas, which she does summon. "AGRAA ORS!" she shouts, summoning the giant raven-like demon, which then hurdles towards the 50-headed beast, devouring it whole, then disappearing. Everyone, even Mareficent, had their jaws to the ground in awe. "Yes, I'm an earth pony," Bayonetta said, "and yes, I can do magic as well. At least without a stick."

That टिप्पणी दे angered the green mare so much, she then ran towards the red mare and said, "HOW DARE आप SAY THAT ABOUT MY POWERS!!!" Even though she was inferior to Bayonetta, she said, "I challenge आप to a showdown here and now!" The red mare accepted, and five मिनटों later, there was a large magical battlefield prepared for the mares. Mareficent goes first with a giant icicle being thrown towards our heroine, but she dodges it and punches the icicle, breaking it to pieces. Next, Bayonetta then proceeds to use a giant black and purple hoof for a massive punch. Mareficent managed to dodge it and break the hoof in half. She then proceeds to summon a very nasty storm बादल that had many lightning bolts. In an effort to finish our heroine, she shoots all of the lightning bolts at once, but Bayonetta dodges one within a single hair's breadth, meaning she dodged the attack before she was hit at the very last second. All of a sudden, the entire environment slows down to a near halt. Bayonetta had activated Witch Time. Using it, she took apart the lightning bolts, turning them into nothing. Afterwards, she took Mareficent's staff out of her hoof. Suddenly, Witch Time ended.

"Gimme back my staff!" the green mare cried, only to see it get broken into two द्वारा Bayonetta. A short period of silence then occurred, then being broken द्वारा shouts of applause. The awestruck loser then said, "I don't believe it. I got beaten." "You did good yourself, too," Bayonetta said, "but you're too full of yourself."

Later on, our red mare was just about to go to sleep when all of a sudden, she hears a knock on the door. Opening it up, she saw the टट्टू she recently beat. "I should say that आप really had me there at that battle," she said, "and I should probably apologize for what I was putting आप through it." "It's alright, ma'am," Bayonetta कहा with a smile. Mareficent also smiled and hugged the red mare. Afterwards, after the green mare left, our red mare went to sleep, unaware of the adventures she will encounter.

The end.
posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 27: Time


A few hours later, Nocturnal Mirage was lying on his back beside the Princess, observing the twinkling stars on the cobalt sky from her balcony. The night was cold, their breaths were visible, but Celestia's body was radiating with an unusual, strong warmness, heating up the air in a small radius, like the flames of an intimate campfire.

“You know, every time I look at those beautiful stars, I wonder what's up there...” Mirage broke the quietness after some time.

“Indeed.” Celestia replied softly. “Everypony who took the time to gaze at Luna's work...
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posted by _MockingJay_
Everypony stared at Silver Tune as she walked up the stairs. Silver Tune was very mad and sad at the same time. She saw a stallion approach to her. The stallion had a rope.

Stallion: हे loser.
ST: *rolls eyes* Please, leave me alone.
Stallion: Here. *hands rope to ST*
ST: What's this for?
Stallion: For आप to go hang yourself, duh. *laughs*
ST: *frowns* आप don't know what I've been through.
Stallion: *shouts* DRRAAMMAA!!!
ST: *looks down*
Ponies: *laugh*

Silver Tune grabbed her पुस्तकें from her locker and went straight to Science class. She sat in the back of the class alone. Everypony stared at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two police officers walked to the police cheif. Buddy was near getting a cup of water

Cop 1: Sir, we need to talk to you.
Cheif: What is it?
Cop 2: What those seven up's did was not how we do police work.
Cheif: आप two bastards have been saying that for the last 23 times now. Give it a rest.
Buddy: *walks to cheif*
Cheif: Ignore them Buddy, आप did fantastic.
Buddy: Yeah. They're just jealous. *goes to seven up's room*
Sigmund: Hey. What's good Bud?
Click-Clack: I don't understand how he lives in Manehattan, but likes the Oakland Raiders.
Buddy: I'm telling you, they're the best football team in...
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posted by Dragon4322
 "Well of coarse they do"
"Well of coarse they do"
Our helicopter arrived at a good spot so we set up camp and then later went to sleep. Except for me and Chrysalis because the both of us didn't really like to sleep. So instead we whispered टिप्पणियाँ back and forth about opinions, wondering how our प्रशंसकों are back home. I asked my friend ,"Do आप think the प्रशंसकों miss us?" she looked at me with surprise and कहा ,"Well of coarse they do" and so i smiled at her comment. ,"Hey Chrysalis?.." I asked silently. My friend replied ,"Yes?" I asked her ,"What is it like to be a changeling?"Chrysalis responded द्वारा saying ,"Well being a changeling is no different from being a regular टट्टू except our legs have holes in them and our wings are a little different also". I was interested in my best friend's perspective thinking that they aren't much different.
 "Well being a changeling is no different
"Well being a changeling is no different
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run द्वारा thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" Hour

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the दिन off. So we got आप another...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 24: Trust


That’s it! आप have to do this! Nocturnal Mirage thought to himself.

Three days have passed since the unfortunate stargazing and during that time, Celestia remained unreachable. The royal blue stallion spent countless hours at her door, trying to get in touch with her again, and despite his reassuring and convincing words, nothing seemed to work. Remorse overwhelmed his soul like an icy flood and fear started to build up in his mind as he kept thinking about the consequences of his failure. He tried his best to correct the mistake he made, but to no avail....
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हे ppl! My last part was uh... Well I didt write it has well. So if this one is the same way just tell me becuae I'm trying to be the best writer I can! Thx for all the support and seanthehedgehog I'm sorry bout Bartholomew!!! I feel so bad :...(



"Oh hello princess!" Red rose कहा has she hastily put down her head so the princess could not see her face turning red. Coffee cream put down her head and rolled her eyes "I told you, आप can't say those things in puplic anymore!"

Rose lifted her head and have an awkward smile "uh, what I कहा back their i didt really mean it. I Just uh was, well you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run द्वारा thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for आप to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want आप to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train

Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
Rainbow Dash: What are आप doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!!...
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posted by Canada24
The five mares finally approached where poor Twilight was being held.

but when they reached the door, it was trap, and they down a hole, and landed in the very cage area, we're Ganger, and possibly others, we're 'turned'.

"Well well, nice of आप to 'drop' in" Chrysalis mocked.

Rainbow and AppleJack both growled at her, like angry कुत्ता almost.

"Haha, good seeing आप two ladies" Chrysalis mocked.

"Let us outta of her!" इंद्रधनुष ordered.

"Haha. Ditto's right, आप ponies are cute when angry. But it's not gonna save you" Chrysalis replied.

"Some one say my name?" Ditto asked, coming into view.

"Oh Ditto....
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Back at Sweet सेब Acres

RDP इंद्रधनुष Dash: *wakes up* हे Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet सेब Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP इंद्रधनुष Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: इंद्रधनुष Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP इंद्रधनुष Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get आप free *unties इंद्रधनुष Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP इंद्रधनुष Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP इंद्रधनुष Dash: *pushes...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It started to rain..

Nikki: UGH! I hate them!!!!

A mare approached in front of Nikki...

???: Hi!
Nikki: Uhh..Hi?
???: आप hate Diamond Dancer too, huh?
Nikki: आप know her?
???: And hate her. I work for her.
Nikki: Really? What your name?
???: I'm Sugar Sprinkles. Nice to meet you.
Nikki: What do आप do for her?
Sugar: I'm her maid.
Nikki: I feel so bad for you.
Sugar: *giggles* What are आप doing out here? It's raining.
Nikki: The train broke down and stuff.
Sugar: Hmm..Well, would आप like to stay with me?
Nikki: *smiles* Really?
Sugar: Of course!
Nikki: Thank आप so much!
Sugar: No problem. Follow me.

A few...
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posted by karinabrony
''King Sombra must have gotten them!'' Twilight Sparkle said. ''You're right. आप must have to defeat him with your own power.'' Celestia said. They all nodded and ran out.

Nightmare Moon laughed and said, ''Now I will get to rule Equestria!''. King Sombra didn't care for anything as long as he got the crystal heart. He already had 1,000 crystals gathered.

''Twilight!'' Shining Armor and Cadence said. They needed her and her friends' help. ''I thought we can use our power with yours so we can defeat him.'' she said. ''But since he has all of the crystals, he is much too powerful.Right now he...
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posted by Dragon4322
 the spotlight
the spotlight
My sister and I left Twilight's house and went back to our house. I slowly crawled into बिस्तर when इंद्रधनुष Dash came in and कहा ,"Goodnight Scootaloo please go to sleep" she told me with a smile ,"Okay Dash I will" i told her. इंद्रधनुष closed the door and turned all the lights out in the house. I stayed in my बिस्तर for a few और मिनटों and then silently crept out of my bed. i looked out the hall to make sure lights weren't on. Slowly hoof द्वारा hoof I made it to our back door and opened it quietly. I kept moving towards our back fence but at that moment a bright spotlight turned right on my body....
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posted by applejackrocks1
Back with the story....

(Meanwhile in this scene, this song starts to play:
link)

Applejack: *is very tierd* *coughs* Stop! Ah beg y'all!
Brawny: Stop being a wimp! Let me kill ya!
Applejack: *tries to swim Faster*
MP3: *blocks Applejack*
Applejack: AH! Get-
Brawny: *grabs Applejack*
Applejack: NO!
Brawny: *drags बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती and ties her up*
Applejack: *coughs* No...*coughs*
Brawny: *grabs Axe*
MP2: FINISH HER BRAWNY!
Brawny: It's fair to give आप some last words. Go on. *smirks*
Applejack: *sigh* *stands up weak* *eyes are wounded and red*
Brawny: >:(
Applejack: *whispers* I-I...Love you..*kisses Brawny*...
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The last solstice

Chapter 7: Battle at Ivory Tower


The heat is suffocating. It settles on the capital, like an invisible mass. There’s absolutely no natural air movement. No clouds on the light blue sky. Everypony stays indoors, if they can. Only a few figures saunter on the streets. Mostly young fillies and colts, roasting eggs on the hot pavement, या प्यार birds, chatting at cafés, under the shadow of tall oak trees. Everything’s quiet, as the fiery orb above continues to pour its light and warmness on the Equestrian landscape. This is the worst heat wave that struck Canterlot in over...
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Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. आप can stay with us until Celestia makes आप a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do आप sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
Rainbow Dash: Who कहा you're idiotic? Sure आप made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make आप retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hattan: *driving down road*
Con: Hmmm.
Weston: Ah'm not sure why they sell equestrian cars in China.
Con: *steals car*
Weston: What the hay?
Con: Who are you?
Weston: I'm Constaple Weston B. River. Ah saw आप before. You're that secret agent!
Con: How'd आप know that?
Weston: The Koreans told me.
Con: Ohh great.
Weston: Who are we chasing?
Con: That blue Wrestler with the white दीवार tires.
Hattan: *turns right*
Con: *does drift*
Sneak Peak: Floor it! Con's chasing us.
Hattan: *weaving through traffic*
Con: *honks horn*
Weston: Get out of the bloody way!
pony in car: Stop shouting!
Weston: I am a police...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Pilot 1 - GasMask On
time : 15:30
location : near LasPegasus
objiective : Find And Kill GoldenHorn
Pilot 2 - fourty-five we near the location
fourty-five - copy over five-o-five
Pilot 1 - holy shit there toxics everywhere
Dimitri - he want gas all civiliants...
Damn - damn...
Shadow *from radio* - Im under... 10 BTR's under the GoldenHorn office... 9 birds flying... no wait... se another one... ok there 10 birds... there contact Destroyer... when आप land we लॉस्ट conntact with आप five-o-five...
fourty-five - we landing... good luck
Shadow *from radio* - good luck five-o-five... happy hunting... Shadow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sun was rising in Baltimare, as a few stallions were cleaning their house. इंद्रधनुष Dash was asleep in that building, and still is. She got there after Fluttershy was killed. But later on

Stallion 63: Lets go. हटाइए it!
Celestia: आप broke our wings. We can't हटाइए as fast as you.
Luna: You'll be sorry if आप kill us.
Stallion 54: Just keep moving. Wait a minute.
Stallion 63: What is it?
Stallion 54: I just thought I saw इंद्रधनुष Crash.
Nice Stallion: uh oh.
Stallion 54: *tries to look through window*
Nerdy pony: Hey! Guess what? I just invented a new thing called Multiplying! It's like adding,...
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