OK!!!! DISCLAIMER: this is not my story, this is shehadtheworld12's on Ficwad.com. she gets ALL credit. i thought it was hilarious and that i should post it 4 others to see. here it is.
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity.........twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide द्वारा zero.
x. The घास is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it's soaked with tears and blood.
x. Frank Iero once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Jeeves asks रे Toro.
x. Geico saved 15% a साल द्वारा switching to Gerard Way.
x. रे Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination द्वारा catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry in to three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into गूगल and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. When Frank Iero gives आप the finger, he's telling आप how many सेकंड्स आप have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if आप can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate The State Puff marshmallow, मार्शमॉलो Man.
x. रे Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When god said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "Say please."
*Frank Iero ordered a Big Mac from Burger King...And Got one.
*Guns don't kill people, Mikey Way kills people.
*Gerard Way doesn't sleep, he waits.
*There is no chin under Bob Bryar's beard, only a third fist.
*When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for रे Toro
*There is no theory of evolution. Just a सूची of creatures Frank Iero has allowed to live.
*Outer अंतरिक्ष exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mikey Way.
*When Gerard Way does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
*Bob Bryar is so fast, he can run around the world and पंच himself in the back of the head.
*Ray Toro’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
*Frank Iero doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
*Mikey Way gave Mona Lisa that smile.
*Gerard Way does not get frostbite. Gerard Way bites frost.
*Contrary to लोकप्रिय belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Bobtatorship.
*Ray Toro once ate a whole cake before his फ्रेंड्स could tell him there was a stripper in it.
*When Frank Iero falls in water, Frank Iero doesn't get wet. Water gets Frank Iero.
*Mikey Way's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
*Bob Bryar doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
*Ray Toro CAN believe it's not butter.
*A picture is worth a thousand words. A Frank Iero is worth 1 billion words.
*Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with और than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Mikey Way calls this "a slow Tuesday."
link to it: link
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity.........twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide द्वारा zero.
x. The घास is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it's soaked with tears and blood.
x. Frank Iero once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Jeeves asks रे Toro.
x. Geico saved 15% a साल द्वारा switching to Gerard Way.
x. रे Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination द्वारा catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry in to three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into गूगल and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. When Frank Iero gives आप the finger, he's telling आप how many सेकंड्स आप have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if आप can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate The State Puff marshmallow, मार्शमॉलो Man.
x. रे Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When god said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "Say please."
*Frank Iero ordered a Big Mac from Burger King...And Got one.
*Guns don't kill people, Mikey Way kills people.
*Gerard Way doesn't sleep, he waits.
*There is no chin under Bob Bryar's beard, only a third fist.
*When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for रे Toro
*There is no theory of evolution. Just a सूची of creatures Frank Iero has allowed to live.
*Outer अंतरिक्ष exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mikey Way.
*When Gerard Way does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
*Bob Bryar is so fast, he can run around the world and पंच himself in the back of the head.
*Ray Toro’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
*Frank Iero doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
*Mikey Way gave Mona Lisa that smile.
*Gerard Way does not get frostbite. Gerard Way bites frost.
*Contrary to लोकप्रिय belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Bobtatorship.
*Ray Toro once ate a whole cake before his फ्रेंड्स could tell him there was a stripper in it.
*When Frank Iero falls in water, Frank Iero doesn't get wet. Water gets Frank Iero.
*Mikey Way's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
*Bob Bryar doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
*Ray Toro CAN believe it's not butter.
*A picture is worth a thousand words. A Frank Iero is worth 1 billion words.
*Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with और than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Mikey Way calls this "a slow Tuesday."
link to it: link
Anyways for those who liked my first लेख :) Your amazing. ANYWAY back from creeping up to my fellow MCRmy soldiers and Killjoys and back to Part 2 of my article.
Right so basically I have just booked my tickets to their tour in the UK in feburary at MANCHESTERRRRR!!!!!!!
I'm like major excited :3 I'll take like tons of pictures and put them on the spot and everything. I'm also hoping to get backstage at some point XD cos unfortunately I was due to see them earlier this साल but I was ill....-.- I am ashamed of myself....
Anywayyyyyyy, I'ma sign off nows :3 Maybe might be a part 3 even though part 2 has really nothing to do with part 1 o.o i'll try and get talking to Gee या maybe FRANKIEEE XD Jk, प्यार Gee more<3
