Better have nine lives if I catch आप पढ़ना my diary.
July. Two. Five.
Ooh they’re telling math jokes now…
Q: What do आप get if आप divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern द्वारा it’s diameter?
A: कद्दू Pi!
The math geeks I’m stuck on this bus with think that this is funny. So funny in fact, that the harpy sitting in front of me shoots दूध out of her nose when she hears the पंच line. I don’t think it’s funny at all. I’d rather be listening to the संगीत I have stored on my iCoffin but two hours into our five-hour ride घर my iCoffin gave up the ghost. It should have lasted...
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