Last Time
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L: I need to tell आप something..
Me: yeah -laughs with excitement while a smile on my face-
L: I have hepatitis b..
Me: -smile fades- what?
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Me: Layke what .. what do आप mean?
L: I have hepatitis b ..
Me: What! How in the hell?
L: Ma sit .. sit down so I can tell you
Me: -sat on the couch-
L: I was kidnapped as आप know .. and he told me that if I follow his rules I wouldn't get hurt .. I told him I wanted to go घर .. he just laughed and so I screamed at him and I told him that he's a serial killer.. and he laughed again and I kicked him in the stomach and he started...
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