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What do आप call a भेड़ with no legs?
A cloud.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did आप first notice this problem?
What problem?

How do आप know if your a red neck?
You go to the family reunon to find a date!

Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide द्वारा jumping out her basement window.

Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!

What is green and smells?
Hulk's fart.

How do आप make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear...

What's the best way to kill a blonde?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.


How can आप tell when...