I saw this on the link spot, and i liked the idea.
You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below.

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Merlin
02 or 32 min → Arthur
03 or 33 min → Gwen
04 or 34 min → Morgana
05 or 35 min → Gaius
06 or 36 min → Uther
07 or 37 min → Morgause
08 or 38 min → Lancelot
09 or 39 min → Gwaine
10 or 40 min → Elyan
11 or 41 min → Percival
12 or 42 min → Sir Leon
13 or 43 min → Cenred
14 or 44 min → The Great Dragon
15 or 45 min → Hunith
16 or 46 min → Balinor
17 or 47 min → Igrain
18 or 48 min → Anhora
19 or 49 min → A Unicorn
20 or 50 min → Freya
21 or 51 min → The Witch Finder
22 or 52 min → A Griffin
23 or 53 min → Sophia
24 or 54 min → Nimueh
25 or 55 min → Alvarr
26 or 56 min → Gilli
27 or 57 min → A Knight
28 or 58 min → A Sorcerer
29 or 59 min → Mordred
30 or 00 min → Agravain

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot

Post your sentence in the comments below :)