But wait! There's more! When Phillip stabbed Wendy, instead of dying, she actually became a bad Maleficent wannabe! And she cursed Aurora to an eternal sleep, and as she attempted to exit, tripped on a banana peel and died.
Luckily, Phillip/Jason was competent enough to understand that the spell could be broken with true love's kiss. So, he leaned down, kissed her, and... contrary to most modern movies, she woke up!
The two of them had lots and lots and lots and lots of kids, I believe they broke the world record for children, and most of them accomplished great things, except for young Hubert, who actually somehow became a peasant, and them and their millions of babies lived happily ever after! The End. These two are Jason and Mary's secret favorite two children, by zhe way.
Alright everyone! Production has wrapped on the Mason movie! Should I take pictures of all the pictures everyone did and put them in a video? It will be a silent movie, therefore, more romantic!