Come on. Get your coat.
We gotta go.
-You have everything?
-Yeah.
Hurry up, sweetie. We're late.
Ty. Today, papí.
You're killing me, Ty.
Right now, you're killing Mommy.
-Okay, let's go.
-It's not my fault, Mom.
आप want to do
your speech for me?
Ty! Hello? That's better.
आप don't have to listen
to that 24 hours a day.
Wait. It's Simon and Garfunkel.
That's why एल tell आप to tie your shoes.
I know. I'm sorry. Oh, my God.
-You can't just turn them off, Mom.
-I understand, baby. Come on.
-Careful of the puddle.
-Why'd they break up?
-Who?
-Simon and Garfunkel.
आप got me.
आप can गूगल it at school.
Let's go.
Will एल get in trouble
if एल didn't give my speech?
Because l'm not really feeling it.
What do आप mean? You've been
working all summer on that speech.
-I can't wait to hear it.
-It's boring.
Not to me या to abuela
या to your dad.
I thought we were meeting him after.
No way. He's coming, and then you
guys are going camping. Remember?
He's gonna be late,
and then everyone will see.
Look, he knows what time it starts.
Don't worry, he'll be there.
-Hey, look at me.
-What?
-You got something on your face there.
-Where?
-Right there.
-Ma! Mom! Mom, no! Stop!
There it is. I got it!
-Hey, guys. How's it going?
-Hey, Ty.
What's up?
The speech thing is at : .
I know. Come here.
आप got something on your face.
-Mom!
-What?
-Please.
-I'm sorry. Mr. Cool Guy.
I प्यार you.
Have a good day.
-Morning, Marisa.
-What's up, Cora? How my diamonds?
-They're hanging with your rubies.
-I like the sound of that.
-Just made it, Marisa.
-I always do.
-Good morning, Marisa.
-What's up, Keef?
How's the weather?
Sunshine. That's nice.
Anything good on?
He opened the door for the paper.
The wife just pushed him out.
That nasty butt first thing
in the morning, l'd kick him out too.
Oh, my God. Wait a minute. He's
one of mine, the lactose intolerant.
I like how आप name the people.
What do आप call me
behind my back, एल wonder.
Yeah. Can एल get a लबादा, बागे to the
Charles Suite ASAP? Thank you.
I call आप God because आप see
everything and आप still smile.
-I'm cool with that. I surely am.
-I'll see आप later, Keef.
A Beresford maid is expedient.
A Beresford maid is thorough.
A Beresford maid serves with a smile.
And above all, a Beresford maid
strives to be invisible.
Maybe we can disappear
one दिन altogether.
आप know what एल just heard?
Christina? History after the st.
Christina रसोई, रसोईघर or
Christina assistant manager?
Assistant manager.
आप know what that means?
Somebody else is gonna be
busting my नितंब, गधा on the nd.
Wrong. It means we're gonna
need an assistant manager.
-Yo, Barb, we still on for happy hour?
-Ten hours and counting.
Hey, Marisa, आप here?
Can एल finish getting dressed,
please? Thank you.
You're the one who keeps
talking about being a manager.
All l'm saying is, it could be you.
They're not gonna make
a maid a manager.
Why not? Today's a new day.
Anything's possible.
आप know what l'm saying?
Friday morning, people!
Lots to do. Heads up.
Mr. Bextrum has an announcement
to make. Mr. Bextrum.
Christina Howard's promotion created
a vacancy that we've decided to fill...
...with in-house personnel.
-Perhaps one of our butlers.
-Excuse me, Mr. Bextrum, sir?
-Yes, Miss Kehoe?
-Can a maid apply?
Technically, if an employee's been
here for three consecutive years...
...he or, indeed, she,
is qualified to apply.
So yes. Sure. Absolutely.
Why not? Anything is possible.
आप hear that?
The man कहा anything's possible.
Yeah, एल guess he did.
On to new business.
Mr. Radcliff is checking out of .
Mr. Greenwald is checking in.
He's back on the wagon,
so let's clear out the minibar.
Kanaa CFO, Mr. Fukimoro,
is checkina into .
Stock Evian, shampoo the ruas
and extra slippers for his auests.
Marisa, heads up
on the Madison Suite.
Housekeeping.
Mrs. Saae is arrivina
with the children...
...preferably after Mr. Saae's
airlfriend departs.
आप son of a bitch!
Let's make sure it's
a smooth transition.
The Guedj sisters are back.
We'll track them on surveillance...
...but do keep an eye on all
bathrobes, cutlery and liaht fixtures.
Sotheby's director, Caroline Lane,
has switched from the Four Seasons.
She requested a park view...
...and favors purple orchids
and lavender scents.
Assemblyman Chris Marshall
arrives today.
He's aearina up his campaian...
...so his suite will be doublina
as a conference center...
... with the liquor and coffee bars
turnina over every four hours.
And he's brinaina his larae doa,
so we'll need proper accouterments.
And finally, Mr. Newman is back
in the Sherman Suite.
Careful, ladies, he's a full Monty.
-I had no idea anyone was here.
-Don't worry about it, Mr. Monty.
No big deal.
-And एल do mean no big deal.
-No big deal.
Lavender!
-You're very creative, Marisa.
-Thank you, ma'am.
Since आप have to leave at :
go find Lionel and have him sign off.
-Sir, एल need आप to sign off on the--
-Damn!
Oh, good Lord. Here, let me.
-Here आप go.
-Thank you.
Oh, God. Your hand's bleeding.
Here. Squeeze tight.
Damn. He's checked in.
Quote, "Sentimental favorite
Chris Marshall...
...blah, blah, blah...
...son of late Senator
Graham Marshall, blah, blah...
...is expected to run for his father's
सीट in the अगला election."
-End quote.
-Let me see that. Let me see it, Jerry.
आप don't need to see it. No.
-Give it here.
-Fine. But एल hadn't finished it yet.
"Sentimental favorite
and प्लेबाय politico...
...Assemblyman Chris Marshall...."
Guess आप missed a few words, Jer.
What, " playboy"?
That's a compliment.
"Who called off his engagement
to über babe Daniella वैन, वान Graas...
...arrives in town solo."
Respectful, huh?
Well, listen, आप know, you're
a public figure. It's news. So what?
We were never engaged.
Whose side are आप on?
Yours. That's why sometimes
आप have to listen to me.
-Every now and again it might be nice.
-Here.
Welcome to the Beresford,
Mr. Marshall.
-Hello.
-My name is Lionel.
-Lionel?
-I'm the floor butler.
If there's anything आप need,
please call me.
Thank you. This is Jerry,
and this is Dan, and the dog is Rufus.
Thank you, Lionel.
Nice to meet you. Thanks.
We'll call आप if we need you. Chris,
will आप look at me, please? Chris?
-Can आप look at me for a minute?
-What? एल am looking at you.
We're going to Maddox's thing
on Monday night.
No, Jerry, we're not.
See, this is when एल wish your
old man were here to back me up.
-What?
-I said, एल wish your old man...
-...were here to back me up.
-My father had no use for that man.
Your father knew how
to use that man.
-Where are आप going?
-What?
-That depends. Where are आप going?
-Bathroom. Alone.
-Yeah. Fine. Go. Great. Yeah. Sure.
-Thank you.
Call me if आप need anything.
Oh, my God. I'm sorry, sir.
Thank you.
Sir.
Thank you. Thank आप very much.
I'm so clumsy.
-Happens to all of us. Here.
-Thank you.
-Let me help you.
-Thank you.
-Where do those go?
-Caroline Lane. Park Suite.
She just checked in with a request
for immediate unpack and press.
Here. Blood and Dolce:
Thank you. Thank you.
I mean, there are limits.
You're so bad. आप really are, Rach.
Yes, just hold on a second.
Thank you. Anything, एल mean,
it's up and down.
One day, we're looking at rings,
and the अगला day, we're breaking up.
Yeah. No way.
So l...
...had my assistant accidentally forward
my calendar for the week to his e-mail.
Of course, एल added a few extra lunch
dates and रात का खाना parties with my ex.
Fantastic, right?
Eric will be furious.
-That needs pressing.
-Okay.
But let's not forget Eric trades
commodities for a living.
A little competition right now
might increase my market value.
Listen, my darling, l'm going
to be late. I'll call आप later, okay?
Excuse me. Sorry.
Could आप just hold up those two
outfits that Dolce sent over earlier?
These two?
Well, एल just simply can't tell
without the stockings.
Could एल ask आप an enormous favor?
I mean, एल know this isn't your job,
and l'd never normally ask, but l'm so....
-It's okay.
-You're such a doll.
Would आप run down to Madison
and get me three pairs of pantyhose?
-The concierge usually does that.
-Yes, but it will get लॉस्ट in translation.
Please. आप look like
you're someone...
...who knows the difference
between taupe and caramel.
-Okay.
-Thanks.
Here. Thank आप so much.
-Okay.
-Oh, and sorry.
Can आप send someone else
to finish the unpacking, please?
-Right away.
-Thanks.
Bye.
Attention! Somebody's coming!
-You think it's gonna rain?
-Maybe. It's possible.
-Hi, where's the fire?
-Nowhere.
I just got sent on an errand.
I'm already late.
-Get these pressed for me?
-Sure, in my spare time.
द्वारा the way, two poodles
raiding your cart.
-What?
-Can't be late for Ty!
Mary Anne, if आप don't wear
that dress, l'm gonna come over.
I'm gonna go in your closet.
I'm gonna put it on for you.
Wait. Hold on a sec.
Excuse me, miss?
Where are आप going?
-In back to see if Carrie's here.
-Carrie's not here.
So could आप just step away?
Away.
Away. Away from there.
Thank you.
Hi. Sorry. Okay, so आप go first.
No, you! No, you.
Get out.
-Get out.
-Excuse me, just a moment.
आप know what? एल have customers,
so go on quick.
Yeah. Then what?
No, he didn't.
-No, he didn't.
-Can एल just ask आप one question?
आप know what, ma'am?
आप have to wait. Okay?
What? No, a maid.
-I don't know.
-Yo.
-You can't be back here.
-Leezette?
What are आप doing?
Being that we're sisters
in the service business...
...and l'm in a rush...
...l'd say आप start serving
your low-end customers...
...because that's
the reason you're here.
Unless we're not good enough
for आप to service.
In which case,
l'm sure your manager is.
What do आप say, ladies?
Am एल right या am एल right?
-You're right.
-Oh, yes.
-Sorry, Mom.
-Baby, where were you?
Keef, do me a favor.
These go to the goddess
in the Park Suite.
-I got you. Don't forget the bags.
-Thank you.
Are आप ready?
-I'm not gonna have time to change.
-Sure आप do. We'll be a little late.
No, Ma, we cannot be late, okay?
-Come on.
-I was on time.
Are they here yet?
-Hello?
-Marisa?
Yeah. Marcus. Yeah.
No, एल can't hear you.
-When's Ty's speech aaain?
-I'll get it.
In minutes, at : .
-And आप cannot be late.
-Well....
Marcus!
-You're just breaking up. What?
-I can't be there. I'm in Miami.
-Please tell me you're kidding.
-I'm in Miami with Muasy.
Don't do this to me, Marcus.
Don't let him get away with it.
Be strong, Marisa.
What am एल supposed
to tell him this time?
-This weekend is the holiday.
-I know.
-He's counting on it.
-He'll aet over it.
-I'll take him at Christmas, okay?
-Tell somebody who believes you.
I gotta go.
That shit.
This fell out of your bag. Is it yours?
Yeah, thanks.
Management, huh?
Que fancy.
What?
I'm not saying a word.
Can आप not say a word
somewhere else?
And our अगला speaker
will be Ty Ventura.
Richard Milhous Nixon...
:::was a man
of many contradictions.
Even though
he is remembered in history...
...as the only president
to ever resign...
...his foreign policies
and his relations with China...
...opened up the Western door
to Eastern--
I mean, Eastern door
to Western ties.
That's enough.
Born a Quaker,
he was nevertheless....
He was responsible for bombing...
...for the violent bombing of....
Richard Nixon was born in....
Hey, baby.
They were all laughing at me,
and then एल लॉस्ट my words.
आप know, it happens
sometimes, honey.
I never want to do that again, okay?
You're going to do better अगला time.
No.
All right, we'll talk about it later...
...because एल got something for you.
The new Nixon tapes.
Come on, आप know
आप wanna open it.
Mom.
Oh, papí.
I'm sorry.
Where's Dad?
He had a construction job
in Poughkeepsie.
It was paying time and a half,
and he had to do it, baby.
It's okay.
So you'll hang out with me
at the hotel this weekend, okay?
A married guy was buying
clothes for his girlfriend.
I know. He gave me
his number yesterday.
-What's up, Frannie, Michelle?
-Good morning.
-Hey, Ty, how are you?
-What's up, Ty?
Lily?
We're here.
Hey, are आप going to keep me
company today, Ty?
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
Now, he's got पुस्तकें and puzzles
and all kinds of fun stuff. Right, baby?
-I'm on if आप need me, okay?
-Okay.
So l'll see आप at lunchtime.
आप all right?
I'm cool.
आप know, एल am really sorry
about all this.
It's not your fault.
-See आप later. Thank you.
-Sure.
What's with the face?
He's a kid. He has
a whole hotel to play with.
-We come here every day.
-He'll have a ball.
आप कहा it.
-You need to loosen up.
-I'm not interested.
-Why are आप stealing my tissues?
-I need them.
While you're there, get me soap,
शावर, शॉवर caps, some Kiehl's.
We need some fun in our lives.
Be spontaneous, kick up our skirts.
-The expression is " heels."
-Maybe for you.
-I'm with you, girl.
-You only live once.
-You know. Come on.
-No.
Live it, girl.
I'm living.
I'm living.
Come on, help me clean the
Park Suite. You're not doing nothing.
Oh, sorry. Aren't you
the maid एल had yesterday?
-Yes, ma'am.
-Oh, fantastic. I need another favor.
I'm late for lunch,
otherwise l'd do it.
Would आप run down to the boutique
and return the outfits in the closet?
-Sure, l'll take care of it.
-Thank you. You're the best.
Okay.
-Who's she?
-She's the goddess.
She's staying in the Park Suite.
आप two have a lot in common.
Yeah? Then why am एल the one
wearing the uniform?
What एल meant was
that she also has a boyfriend...
...who she's been with for a while,
who still has not popped--
Her cherry?
Because then we'd be identical.
-What are आप looking at?
-I meant the question.
My God, is your mind always...
...on the pepperoni?
That's right, baby.
All right, here's the difference
between me and the goddess.
She's playing games
to trick him into wanting her--
-And you're what?
-I'm working hard for the money.
Speaking of which, आप hand
in your application? Management?
Yeah.
What are आप doing?
-Dolce, nice.
-No, no, come on, get out of there.
I'm just taking a little peek.
They're going back anyway.
You're gonna get us in trouble.
Hello, ladies.
Leave that stuff alone. Come on.
You're supposed to be
helping me out in here.
Feel this material.
I mean, it's like butter.
Oh, my God.
This stuff is $ .
For one white outfit?
How do आप keep it clean?
Scotchgard.
Oh, yeah.
They're a you're a .
What are आप doing?
What are आप doing?!
And shoes too.
Shoes. Size . Perfect.
-I'm a एल .
-Which means you're an .
Just put on some gym socks,
you're good to go.
That's it. Put this stuff back.
What are आप doing?
Not until आप try it on.
I can't try on her clothes!
They're not hers. They're not Dolce's.
Technically, they've been abandoned.
Let's not let them hear us.
Who, the clothes?
Marisa Ave Maria Ventura...
...when will आप या एल ever get
to try on a $ anything?
Come on, feel how
the other half feels, huh?
Hey, Lily, what are आप doing?
Hey. I'm sewing on a button.
What's the cook making for lunch?
Saturday, you'll have
mac and cheese.
Where आप going?
Around. I'll be right back.
-Stay close, okay?
-Okay.
Rufus.
Rufus, come here.
Come here. Sit.
-Where are आप going?
-For a walk.
No, there's a League of Women Voters
lunch downstairs.
-We should do a drive-by.
-A quick pit stop?
Yeah, in and out.
Leave them laughing.
-Hey, Jer, quick question. Be honest.
-Sure thing.
Do एल look as stupid
as आप think एल am?
No. I mean, you're not stupid.
What are आप talking about?
-Come on.
-Where are आप going? No.
आप have a problem
with the ladies' lunch?
I have a problem trying to upstage
Victor Delgado. Remember him?
The guy running against me for Senate,
scheduled to speak downstairs?
He's not speaking until : .
I know this offends your sense
of fairness, but l'd like to win.
-You don't give up.
-No, of course not.
That's why आप hired me.
Look, आप go to the luncheon, okay?
आप go to Maddox's thing on Monday.
" Hello," "goodbye," you're घर free.
Define "free."
Look, they have people who will
walk your dog for you.
-I mean, एल know that's a crazy idea.
-I want to walk my own dog.
Relax. You're starting
to lose your hair.
He's friendly.
-His name is Rufus.
-Hey, Rufus.
So, what are आप listening to?
-The Best of Bread.
-Best of Bread? lnteresting.
What's your name?
-Ty.
-Nice to meet you, Ty. I'm Chris.
I'm bald and no one in particular.
I know who आप are.
Yeah? What do आप know?
I know that you're
the state assemblyman.
I know you're thinking
of running for senator.
I know your voting record and
your stand on environmental causes.
Great.
-Look, एल hate to interrupt, but--
-Are आप Republican?
Yes.
Why?
Richard Nixon was Republican.
So what?
-He lied.
-So, what does that mean?
Nothing.
Who told आप to ask
these questions?
Nobody.
What press are आप affiliated with?
I'm .
Your parents?
Democrat या Republican?
-What's the difference these days?
-I प्यार this kid.
Well, what's not to love?
-Where आप going?
-I'm gonna walk Rufus.
What, are आप लेखन a book?
ln minutes, okay?
-One pee.
-If Mom says okay, can एल come?
-What?
-If my mom says okay, can एल come?
-Sure. Where's your mom?
-Back on . Park Suite.
No, आप know what, Chris?
You're in a hurry.
-He doesn't have time.
-No, he's in a hurry. I'm fine.
-You take him.
-What?
I'll go up with you.
I forgot his ball anyway.
I don't want to-- Wait!
Hold on!
Hi, honey. It's Ty!
What are आप doing up here?
Where's Mom?
It's for you, ma'am.
What are आप talking about?
Ty, don't you--?
Hey, Ma, this is Chris. He's got
a giant gray dog named Rufus.
And if आप say okay,
l'm gonna go walk with him, okay?
-Hello.
-Hi.
Let's not forget. I'm a kid and एल need
fresh air. Please, can एल go, Mom?
I'm Chris Marshall.
Caroline...
...you want your coat?
-What?
-The weather can be so tricky here.
Weren't आप saying
what a beautiful दिन it was?
Oh, you're going out?
Weren't आप saying how you
wanted to stretch your legs?
Well, if your husband
wouldn't mind....
She doesn't have a husband.
-I don't have a husband.
-I insist, then.
-Come with us, if you're free.
-Yeah.
-Come on, Mom.
-Here we go.
I can't.
-Put these on.
-The shoes are too big.
Have a good time. Have fun.
-Come on, Ty, let's go find Rufus.
-Come on, Mom.
Mr. Marshall, John Bextrum,
hotel manager.
This is fun.
-So be cool, okay?
-Okay.
What's this?
If that slips out again,
tuck it in for me.
And the night before.
You're not answering your pager.
-Really? एल never got the message.
-Really?
आप कहा you'd take us to Niketown.
Well, here, l'll go down with you.
Beautiful ensemble.
How does she keep it clean?
Scotchgard?
आप think that's the new girlfriend?
For tonight.
Ladies, would आप like to शामिल होइए us?
Pig!
Au revoir.
Bye-Bye.
Bye.
Come on, Rufus, just pee
because एल have stuff to do.
-Pee! Lift your leg.
-Jerry Siegel, is that you?
Hey, Maddox, how are you?
Small world.
आप know Victor Delgado.
Victor, Jerry Siegel,
Chris Marshall's right-hand.
-You groom also?
-That's good.
I was दिखा रहा है Victor our new
building on th. Wanna शामिल होइए us?
No, एल can't. I'm jammed.
I've got--
-I can see that.
-Well, एल mean--
Don't forget to scoop.
Kill! Kill! Rufus! Kill!
Let's go. You're gonna
have to hold it. Come on!
Okay, l'll handle it.
Walk to the park.
I'll get Rufus and Jerry,
and we'll catch up. Go ahead.
Guys, there's nothing here.
Just an old friend and her son.
-She got a name?
-Yeah, " Unidentified Old Friend."
आप give me this,
l'll give आप minutes...
...inside the benefit,
Monday night.
You'll get us in at the Met?
-You got it.
-Open bar?
-Don't push it.
-Thank you.
Come on, Rufus.
Did आप have fun
with mean, old Jerry?
A great time!
lt was perfect timing.
Both Delgado and Maddox
saw me walking your goddamn dog.
See, आप should get out more.
Come on, Rufus.
He's gonna be there.
He's gonna be there at : .
I want आप there at : okay?
All right? Okay?
Bye. I'm going to shower.
I just borrowed them.
Pretty hot, though, huh?
I just borrowed them.
Pretty hot, though, huh?
-Wait up!
-Don't say anything. Just act--
I couldn't do it.
All those photographers all the time.
आप don't know what आप can do
until आप have to.
There's not a lot of choice.
आप get used to it.
-Can एल take him?
-Sure. Go ahead.
-Be careful. He's strong.
-Come on.
-Be careful and stay close.
-I will.
Hang on!
Thanks for this.
He's been a little down lately.
Then yesterday, he gave a speech
at school, and he messed it up.
It was bad.
Speeches can be tricky.
What happened?
I don't know.
He just froze and ran off-stage.
Now he has this thing about speaking
in public. He's all freaked out.
I always get nervous
before एल go on.
-Really?
-Yeah.
Well, not always.
Just sometimes.
-Mr. Marshall?
-Look at the dogs.
What a surprise, a dog walker.
Let me guess. Jerry sent you.
Yeah, to get Rufus.
-Is that Rufus?
-That's him.
He's beautiful.
-Can l?
-Sure.
-Hey, buddy!
-Can एल have him?
-Okay.
-Thank you.
-Ma, can एल go play?
-Yeah, go ahead.
This is for you.
-Thank you.
-Bye. Let's go.
It's from my nanny.
Do आप want to sit down?
-Sure.
-Over here.
Cool, एल won't get dirty.
Oh, Lord! एल almost sat on your face.
Right there.
Ty seems like a terrific kid.
Thanks. I'm kind of crazy
about him.
I've never met a -year-old
Nixon aficionado.
Yeah, एल know. Last year,
they studied the ' s at school...
...and he's become obsessed
with the politics, the music.
He was reading
the Kissinger biography.
-You're kidding!
-No.
I'm waiting for him to discover another
decade. Until then, l'm learning a lot.
Well, एल think it's great.
-You do?
-I do.
Guess what? एल threw a stick
in the air, and Rufus caught it!
-Really?
-Yeah. I'm gonna go do it again.
So how long are you
in town for?
I'm not sure.
आप always stay at the Beresford?
Sometimes एल feel like एल live there.
So, what brings आप here?
-Work.
-What do आप do?
-Oh, my God! : द्वारा the tree.
-What?
Check it, : .
That's Eddie Yatter.
-What does he want?
-He's paparazzi. I can't shake him.
He works for Blanton Maddox...
...whose goal lately is
to catch me with another woman...
...so his sleazy tabloid can say
that l've broken up with--
Your supermodel fiancée?
Oh, God! Ty!
-What?
-Come on!
-I just realized that you--
-Excuse me?
-Sorry, it's just that my face is--
-What?
-What's wrong with your face?
-It's stuck to your--
What's that?
-Oh, God. Oh, God! Get it off.
-Here, let me. It's okay.
Oh, my God! Did एल get
anything on it? ls it okay?
It's perfect.
-So....
-Okay.
Don't believe everything आप read.
-Any of it true?
-No.
Well, we were seeing each other.
Now we're seeing less of each other.
It's complicated.
I want to दिखाना आप something.
Follow me.
Oh, God.
-Let me help you.
-I got it. It's fine. I'm good.
Don't worry about me.
Look at that.
It's like two different worlds.
-Interesting perspective, huh?
-Yeah.
And l'd like to point out
it's paparazzi-free.
आप know when एल come here most
is when एल have to make a speech...
...and एल get nervous.
-You get nervous?
-Sure.
See that?
Sometimes when एल have
to stand up in front of people...
...my दिल kind of races,
and एल can't remember my words.
-Same here. I know.
-Really? Same with you?
Wow. Well, in my business,
it's not a good thing.
-What do आप do?
-What do एल do?
I want to दिखाना आप something.
I hold on to this.
A paper clip?
Was that a paper clip?
It was.
I had to find something...
...to draw the nervous energy
away from my heart.
Like a....
-Like a lightning rod?
-Like a lightning rod. Exactly.
All the energy
goes into the paper clip.
And then what's left is....
Your speech.
Yeah, a smooth,
and l'd like to think...
...very compelling speech.
Some of the best speakers
in history...
...a paper clip.
Let me see, Henry Kissinger.
He wasn't known
for his speaking abilities.
No, he wasn't, was he?
Well, imagine what he would've
been like without the:
-He would've really sucked.
-He would've what?
-Really sucked.
-Right.
So maybe you'll try again?
Hey, Ma,
can we go see the penguins?
-Let's go see penguins.
-Five minutes.
-You're a bad influence.
-I am?
Hurry up!
Look at this guy go.
They're so funny.
They look like little, fat,
short guys with tuxedos.
Speaking of fat guys in tuxedos,
there's this thing Monday night.
It's a black-tie.
It's a $ -a-plate dinner.
-Oh, my God. $ per plate?
-$ a plate.
-I hope आप get to keep the plate.
-You can if आप want.
What is it for?
For the inner-city literacy campaign,
something एल support.
It's a big benefit that Maddox
throws every year.
It's not quite as boring as it sounds.
I don't know, are आप interested?
Wait a minute. Isn't that the guy who
hired Yatter to get pictures of you?
Yes, it is.
I don't get it.
Why would आप go?
I go because-- I go--
It's exposure.
Won't everyone know you're there
just to expose yourself?
Well, एल kind of
have to expose myself.
-When आप put it that way--
-I didn't. आप put it that way.
I don't care how much
आप pay for dinner.
आप shouldn't serve yourself up,
no matter what the cause.
So why don't आप tell me
what आप really think.
आप really want me
to tell आप what एल think?
If Mr. Wanton Maddox, या whatever
his name is, really wants to help...
...why doesn't he give the $
per plate to the inner-city schools?
And eat a little bit lighter that night,
आप know?
So why don't आप come with me
and tell him yourself.
Monday...
...l'm busy. Sorry.
You're busy, आप can't?
What? Can आप change it?
It's complicated.
Which reminds me, एल gotta get
out of here. Come on, we gotta go.
-We gotta go. We're gonna be late.
-Do we have to?
-I gotta get back.
-Caroline.
This can't be it. Come on,
we haven't seen the snakes.
Except for Yatter.
It was nice meeting you,
Chris Marshall.
We're late. We gotta go.
Come on.
Here, Ty....
-Don't use them all on one speech.
-I won't.
-Keep up the good voting record.
-I'll do my best.
" lt's complicated."
What kind of answer is that?
Honest.
The only thing complicated between
me and him would be my bra strap.
Look, what am एल supposed to do?
Make his बिस्तर with me in it?
Get real!
-He thinks l'm a guest here.
-All right. All right.
But just tell me what he was like.
Sexy eyes.
And nice lips.
What about the hands?
Were they big?
-They were perfect.
-Perfect works.
-Marisa!
-Who? What?
-Marisa Ventura, are आप back there?
-Oh, my God, it's Paula!
What are आप doing?
I just....
I spilled something on my apron...
...so एल was cleaning it,
and she was helping me tie it.
Mr. Bextrum wants to see you
in his office right now.
Oh, shit!
Look who's here.
Let's review the last hour, okay?
Delgado killed while आप were
out walking that goddamn dog.
-You got a pen that works?
-Sure. Here आप go.
-Anything else एल can do for you?
-No, that's good, thanks.
Get this note to the woman
in the Park Suite.
Her name is Caroline.
-Can आप handle that for me?
-Certainly.
-Thank you.
-Who's Caroline in the Park Suite?
Someone एल met.
आप wanted me to have an escort...
...for that Maddox literacy thing
on Monday night.
But एल was thinking और of a blind,
ex-illiterate senior citizen who learned...
-...to read while fighting Nazis.
-I thought your mother was in Florida.
Just make sure she's not married,
on medication...
...or a Democrat.
Did आप check, or--?
Rufus.
Sure, okay, great.
Can एल talk to आप for a second?
I want आप to find out who
Caroline is in the Park Suite.
Don't write it down.
Just remember it.
Thanks. Good job.
Come in, Miss Ventura.
I assume आप know the reason
you've been called here.
I think so. Yes, sir.
Do आप know what the foundation
of a great hotel is?
Location?
Loyalty and trust.
Would आप say those are qualities
that आप possess?
I would. Yes, sir.
Miss Burns agrees.
And she's urged me
to consider you.
We had no idea आप were
interested in management...
...until Miss Kehoe brought us
your application.
द्वारा the way, आप forgot
your social security number...
...and your mother's maiden name.
If आप just fill them in
and sign right there. Perfect.
Normally, you'd go through the program
and train for a साल as a butler, but--
-Given the circumstances--
-Due to overbooking and understaffing...
...we decided to accelerate
your application.
And हटाइए आप into management
after the six-week training.
With the proviso that you
pass the practical exam...
...and fulfill each requirement
for every station.
So आप see, Miss Ventura,
sometimes...
...when life shuts one door,
it opens a window.
So jump.
Steph, where are you?
एल know you're in here.
-Don't tell me you're busted.
-No, आप are.
आप know what?
आप had no right!
What are आप talking about?
आप filled out
an application for me?
-They're considering you.
-Do आप know what you've done?
-I did आप a favor.
-No. If आप wanna do me a favor...
...then mind your own business
once in a while.
For two years, you've yapped
about getting out of uniform...
...and what ideas आप got.
This morning, l'm having coffee
with Rosalie from personnel...
...and एल ask her.
I go, " Marisa got a shot?"
She goes, " Marisa who?"
एल go, " Marisa Ventura. She's applied."
She goes, " lf she applied,
l'd slip it to the चोटी, शीर्ष of the pile."
So एल just act real nonchalantlike
and एल go, "Are आप sure?"
So she goes, she double-checks,
and she tells me:
" Marisa Ventura ain't never applied
for no management program ever."
Imagine my shock and dismay.
My own partner,
lying to me like that.
Then एल figured maybe आप were
too chickenshit, so एल did it myself.
If they took you,
you'd be happy.
And if they didn't, आप wouldn't know
the difference. So sue me!
These are the golden years.
We gotta prove our mothers wrong.
Don't waste them.
What we did today was wrong.
But आप didn't really lie.
Not technically.
Now you're starting
to sound like Nixon.
Letting someone believe
something's true when it's not...
...is just as much
a lie as a lie is.
I let him think एल was staying in the
suite, not cleaning it. I'm the maid.
I hate to break it to you,
but एल don't think he's after your money.
I can't believe आप just कहा that!
Just get my keys in my pocket,
please. This is hot.
Good job.
All right, sweetie.
Behave yourself, okay?
-Thank you.
-My pleasure.
Can एल borrow this?
-Of course.
-Thank you.
Baby, bye.
And remember,
all security IDs...
...will need to be rephotographed
starting अगला week.
I think that's all.
Thank आप very much.
Barbara, Clarice,
come with me, please.
-Have आप seen this?
-No. What?
Well, let me दिखाना you.
Give me this.
Yeah. So?
What do आप mean, "so"? What if
somebody from the hotel sees it?
I hate to break the bubble.
आप can't tell it's you.
-Don't worry about it.
-It's the front page of the paper today.
Stop. आप do one spontaneous thing,
आप think you're going to hell.
Do आप understand
this could be bad?
Don't be such a Catholic. Please.
Come on.
Good morning.
Nice to see you.
-Can एल steal him away for a second?
-Sure.
-Let me steal आप away.
-Excuse me.
-I want to talk to you.
-What's the problem?
This! Do आप know
what this is gonna cost me?
An entire दिन of doing nothing
but covering your ass.
I'm getting calls from The London
Times, The Washinaton Post...
...the Chicaao Sun, asking
about her identity, her background...
...who the kid is. A kid!
Just when एल get them to focus on your
assets, they're focusing on hers.
Thanks.
Yeah, well, they're fantastic assets,
don't आप think?
Squeezing the circle
tighter and tighter and tighter...
...and release.
Let's try that again.
And squeeze the circle
tighter, tighter...
-...and relax.
-Sorry, l'll come back.
That's okay.
आप can work around us.
We could use some और towels,
por favor. Rapido.
Squeezing the वृत्त tighter...
...and tighter and tighter.
Radiating from the pelvis.
Good. Breathe.
Exhale.
Are आप all right?
Twinkles, is it Eric?
एल knew it.
He hasn't called once.
Not my cell, not the service,
not the hotel.
So last night एल called him, and--
Rach, he was with....
I can't. It's like cheap wine.
-Shall we do some band work, ladies?
-Go on, l'm listening.
-I heard her in the background.
-The cheap wine?
His ex, in midlaugh.
Butler service, Miss Lane.
I have a message
from Mr. Christopher Marshall.
Christopher Marshall?
As in, Christopher Marshall?
He's staying in the York Suite
and was wondering...
...if आप had a response
to the luncheon invitation...
...l placed in your room yesterday.
-We're through. Thank you.
-In my room?
-I have to charge the full hour.
-Yesterday.
-Fine.
-For lunch?
-For two.
-Get out!
-Where?
-In his suite.
This is a miracle.
-Shall एल give him an answer?
-Yes. Tell him yes. What time?
- p.m.
-She'll be there. Thank you.
When did this go down?
We met at this thing
in Southampton last summer.
I thought we had a moment.
" Can आप steal away an hour,
please?"
-You think he saw आप in the hall?
-Who cares? What should एल wear?
आप look good in anything.
But एल didn't bring a thing!
Let's see.
Maria, thank goodness.
I need a favor. It's urgent.
Could आप get those outfits
आप returned for me yesterday?
There's this divine
Dolce cashmere coat. It's just--
Actually, they're still in the closet.
I thought आप might want a सेकंड look.
आप are so good.
Thank God!
-You should be a personal assistant.
-She's a maid.
-So are they, with better titles.
-Actually, l'm up for a position.
What do आप think?
Dolce coat, Gucci pants...
...or Ralph Lauren skirt,
Manolo pumps?
They're both divine!
Let's see.
How about the pants, open sandals,
see-through blouse...
...colored bra and carry
the Dolce कोट for effect.
-Maria?
-She barely speaks English.
-What?
-Excuse me?
Maria, what do आप think?
What about the beaded skirt
with that beige...
...crocheted halter
आप have in the closet?
आप know, casual sexy.
No stockings.
Definitely eighty-six the coat.
It sends the wrong message.
Like you're going someplace.
Besides, that whole see-through
blouse, colored-bra thing...
...reads a little desperate, older gal,
trying too hard. Don't आप think?
आप want to make him work for it.
Who does she think she is
to talk to me like that?
Thank you, Maria.
I have two words for you,
Rachel Hoffberg: Eric who?
Excuse me. Sorry.
Yes, that's it.
All handles parallel
with the right elbow.
Review your protocols
for तालिका, टेबल setting and wine service.
We're serving lunch
at the York Suite today.
Butler service, Mr. Marshall.
Come on in.
Rufus, it's okay.
Thank you.
Water glasses inches east
of the wine goblets.
-Make a perfect triangle.
-Yes, sir.
Hold on, l'm coming.
You're an animal lover too!
So am l.
I just can't get enough of them.
What a wonderful idea.
Lunch à deux. Lovely!
I just knew that we made
a connection at the...
...Feathered फ्रेंड्स Tournament.
Look!
How sweet of आप to remember.
But एल hope आप didn't think
एल needed reminding.
Teddy Parrish sends आप his best.
Oh, Teddy.
Right. Yeah.
How is Teddy?
Drinking again,
but आप didn't hear it from me.
Excuse me,
एल gotta check on something.
Of course.
Who is that over there?
Caroline Lane.
No. No, it's not her.
-It's not her?
-No.
The Maddox thing.
-Are आप going?
-Of course.
आप know who एल can't figure out
where एल know them from?
The woman visiting you
the other day...
...kind of Mediterranean,
with a little boy about .
Rachel Hoffberg, Mediterranean?
She's from Westport.
She's premenopausal,
but don't tell her एल कहा so.
You're staying in the Park Suite,
right, Caroline?
Yes. Yes, एल am.
Good.
Well, it's the damnedest thing.
This सैल्मन, सामन is perfect.
Your whole presentation today
has been excellent. Well done.
Thank you.
Make sure आप tuck it in tightly.
She's about ' ", dark hair,
really beautiful, has a kid named Ty.
What the hell happened?
-I'm sorry, sir.
-Don't be sorry. Just find her.
Chris, एल loved your quote
in The Times.
Please!
We're all here to try to land
the Rothford Estate. It's worth zillions.
And Sotheby's are counting on me
to lock the whole thing up.
-Thank आप so much.
-Really?
Rufus, come here.
Thank you.
Sit. Sit.
Maria, could एल have a little water,
please?
-Good boy.
-Such a sweet dog.
Allow me.
-That will be all.
-You know Nettie Rothford.
Sure.
She and एल virtually grew up together.
Her place was bang
अगला to Daddy's on the Vineyard.
-Right there.
-Good evening.
Another interesting दिन now,
huh, Marisa?
-I don't know. Was it?
-You tell me.
Nice lunch?
All right, what's up, mystery man?
How many times आप watched
the monitors with me?
How many times we enjoyed
the comings and goings?
Thousands.
आप know what?
आप over there, nosy body.
आप know l'm beholden
to रिपोर्ट employees misbehaving.
And there's only one thing
could make me shut my mouth.
आप dirty old man.
You're in trouble.
What are आप laughing at?
About the silver soap dishes....
Rach, darling, l'll just be a sec.
-Hi, l'm Caroline Lane--
-In the Park Suite, yes.
-I called about a ticket to the--
-Benefit. Monday night.
We were able to procure आप a single
at a तालिका, टेबल adjacent to Mr. Marshall's.
Fantastic! And how much will that be?
-Three thousand dollars.
-What?
The rates are raised
when a couple is split.
Singles are always harder to place.
Well, एल mean what is it?
ls it on the lnternet l'm an ex-couple?
I mean, does the whole hotel know?
Is there a Biblical sign on my forehead?
" Unmarried, unclean"?
Do एल भालू the scarlet letter? l'm....
I'm....
I'm just....
Sorry. I....
I'm better now.
Just charge it to my room.
Yes, ma'am.
Come on, Rach. Ghastly man!
I am terrified to ask
what that was about.
I think, being dumped.
-Can एल get your autograph?
-Amber? ls that your name?
-Amber's your name.
-How आप doing?
Get in the car! Get in the car!
-Did she see us?
-Yeah. No. You're fine. All's clear.
-It's fine.
-How d
We gotta go.
-You have everything?
-Yeah.
Hurry up, sweetie. We're late.
Ty. Today, papí.
You're killing me, Ty.
Right now, you're killing Mommy.
-Okay, let's go.
-It's not my fault, Mom.
आप want to do
your speech for me?
Ty! Hello? That's better.
आप don't have to listen
to that 24 hours a day.
Wait. It's Simon and Garfunkel.
That's why एल tell आप to tie your shoes.
I know. I'm sorry. Oh, my God.
-You can't just turn them off, Mom.
-I understand, baby. Come on.
-Careful of the puddle.
-Why'd they break up?
-Who?
-Simon and Garfunkel.
आप got me.
आप can गूगल it at school.
Let's go.
Will एल get in trouble
if एल didn't give my speech?
Because l'm not really feeling it.
What do आप mean? You've been
working all summer on that speech.
-I can't wait to hear it.
-It's boring.
Not to me या to abuela
या to your dad.
I thought we were meeting him after.
No way. He's coming, and then you
guys are going camping. Remember?
He's gonna be late,
and then everyone will see.
Look, he knows what time it starts.
Don't worry, he'll be there.
-Hey, look at me.
-What?
-You got something on your face there.
-Where?
-Right there.
-Ma! Mom! Mom, no! Stop!
There it is. I got it!
-Hey, guys. How's it going?
-Hey, Ty.
What's up?
The speech thing is at : .
I know. Come here.
आप got something on your face.
-Mom!
-What?
-Please.
-I'm sorry. Mr. Cool Guy.
I प्यार you.
Have a good day.
-Morning, Marisa.
-What's up, Cora? How my diamonds?
-They're hanging with your rubies.
-I like the sound of that.
-Just made it, Marisa.
-I always do.
-Good morning, Marisa.
-What's up, Keef?
How's the weather?
Sunshine. That's nice.
Anything good on?
He opened the door for the paper.
The wife just pushed him out.
That nasty butt first thing
in the morning, l'd kick him out too.
Oh, my God. Wait a minute. He's
one of mine, the lactose intolerant.
I like how आप name the people.
What do आप call me
behind my back, एल wonder.
Yeah. Can एल get a लबादा, बागे to the
Charles Suite ASAP? Thank you.
I call आप God because आप see
everything and आप still smile.
-I'm cool with that. I surely am.
-I'll see आप later, Keef.
A Beresford maid is expedient.
A Beresford maid is thorough.
A Beresford maid serves with a smile.
And above all, a Beresford maid
strives to be invisible.
Maybe we can disappear
one दिन altogether.
आप know what एल just heard?
Christina? History after the st.
Christina रसोई, रसोईघर or
Christina assistant manager?
Assistant manager.
आप know what that means?
Somebody else is gonna be
busting my नितंब, गधा on the nd.
Wrong. It means we're gonna
need an assistant manager.
-Yo, Barb, we still on for happy hour?
-Ten hours and counting.
Hey, Marisa, आप here?
Can एल finish getting dressed,
please? Thank you.
You're the one who keeps
talking about being a manager.
All l'm saying is, it could be you.
They're not gonna make
a maid a manager.
Why not? Today's a new day.
Anything's possible.
आप know what l'm saying?
Friday morning, people!
Lots to do. Heads up.
Mr. Bextrum has an announcement
to make. Mr. Bextrum.
Christina Howard's promotion created
a vacancy that we've decided to fill...
...with in-house personnel.
-Perhaps one of our butlers.
-Excuse me, Mr. Bextrum, sir?
-Yes, Miss Kehoe?
-Can a maid apply?
Technically, if an employee's been
here for three consecutive years...
...he or, indeed, she,
is qualified to apply.
So yes. Sure. Absolutely.
Why not? Anything is possible.
आप hear that?
The man कहा anything's possible.
Yeah, एल guess he did.
On to new business.
Mr. Radcliff is checking out of .
Mr. Greenwald is checking in.
He's back on the wagon,
so let's clear out the minibar.
Kanaa CFO, Mr. Fukimoro,
is checkina into .
Stock Evian, shampoo the ruas
and extra slippers for his auests.
Marisa, heads up
on the Madison Suite.
Housekeeping.
Mrs. Saae is arrivina
with the children...
...preferably after Mr. Saae's
airlfriend departs.
आप son of a bitch!
Let's make sure it's
a smooth transition.
The Guedj sisters are back.
We'll track them on surveillance...
...but do keep an eye on all
bathrobes, cutlery and liaht fixtures.
Sotheby's director, Caroline Lane,
has switched from the Four Seasons.
She requested a park view...
...and favors purple orchids
and lavender scents.
Assemblyman Chris Marshall
arrives today.
He's aearina up his campaian...
...so his suite will be doublina
as a conference center...
... with the liquor and coffee bars
turnina over every four hours.
And he's brinaina his larae doa,
so we'll need proper accouterments.
And finally, Mr. Newman is back
in the Sherman Suite.
Careful, ladies, he's a full Monty.
-I had no idea anyone was here.
-Don't worry about it, Mr. Monty.
No big deal.
-And एल do mean no big deal.
-No big deal.
Lavender!
-You're very creative, Marisa.
-Thank you, ma'am.
Since आप have to leave at :
go find Lionel and have him sign off.
-Sir, एल need आप to sign off on the--
-Damn!
Oh, good Lord. Here, let me.
-Here आप go.
-Thank you.
Oh, God. Your hand's bleeding.
Here. Squeeze tight.
Damn. He's checked in.
Quote, "Sentimental favorite
Chris Marshall...
...blah, blah, blah...
...son of late Senator
Graham Marshall, blah, blah...
...is expected to run for his father's
सीट in the अगला election."
-End quote.
-Let me see that. Let me see it, Jerry.
आप don't need to see it. No.
-Give it here.
-Fine. But एल hadn't finished it yet.
"Sentimental favorite
and प्लेबाय politico...
...Assemblyman Chris Marshall...."
Guess आप missed a few words, Jer.
What, " playboy"?
That's a compliment.
"Who called off his engagement
to über babe Daniella वैन, वान Graas...
...arrives in town solo."
Respectful, huh?
Well, listen, आप know, you're
a public figure. It's news. So what?
We were never engaged.
Whose side are आप on?
Yours. That's why sometimes
आप have to listen to me.
-Every now and again it might be nice.
-Here.
Welcome to the Beresford,
Mr. Marshall.
-Hello.
-My name is Lionel.
-Lionel?
-I'm the floor butler.
If there's anything आप need,
please call me.
Thank you. This is Jerry,
and this is Dan, and the dog is Rufus.
Thank you, Lionel.
Nice to meet you. Thanks.
We'll call आप if we need you. Chris,
will आप look at me, please? Chris?
-Can आप look at me for a minute?
-What? एल am looking at you.
We're going to Maddox's thing
on Monday night.
No, Jerry, we're not.
See, this is when एल wish your
old man were here to back me up.
-What?
-I said, एल wish your old man...
-...were here to back me up.
-My father had no use for that man.
Your father knew how
to use that man.
-Where are आप going?
-What?
-That depends. Where are आप going?
-Bathroom. Alone.
-Yeah. Fine. Go. Great. Yeah. Sure.
-Thank you.
Call me if आप need anything.
Oh, my God. I'm sorry, sir.
Thank you.
Sir.
Thank you. Thank आप very much.
I'm so clumsy.
-Happens to all of us. Here.
-Thank you.
-Let me help you.
-Thank you.
-Where do those go?
-Caroline Lane. Park Suite.
She just checked in with a request
for immediate unpack and press.
Here. Blood and Dolce:
Thank you. Thank you.
I mean, there are limits.
You're so bad. आप really are, Rach.
Yes, just hold on a second.
Thank you. Anything, एल mean,
it's up and down.
One day, we're looking at rings,
and the अगला day, we're breaking up.
Yeah. No way.
So l...
...had my assistant accidentally forward
my calendar for the week to his e-mail.
Of course, एल added a few extra lunch
dates and रात का खाना parties with my ex.
Fantastic, right?
Eric will be furious.
-That needs pressing.
-Okay.
But let's not forget Eric trades
commodities for a living.
A little competition right now
might increase my market value.
Listen, my darling, l'm going
to be late. I'll call आप later, okay?
Excuse me. Sorry.
Could आप just hold up those two
outfits that Dolce sent over earlier?
These two?
Well, एल just simply can't tell
without the stockings.
Could एल ask आप an enormous favor?
I mean, एल know this isn't your job,
and l'd never normally ask, but l'm so....
-It's okay.
-You're such a doll.
Would आप run down to Madison
and get me three pairs of pantyhose?
-The concierge usually does that.
-Yes, but it will get लॉस्ट in translation.
Please. आप look like
you're someone...
...who knows the difference
between taupe and caramel.
-Okay.
-Thanks.
Here. Thank आप so much.
-Okay.
-Oh, and sorry.
Can आप send someone else
to finish the unpacking, please?
-Right away.
-Thanks.
Bye.
Attention! Somebody's coming!
-You think it's gonna rain?
-Maybe. It's possible.
-Hi, where's the fire?
-Nowhere.
I just got sent on an errand.
I'm already late.
-Get these pressed for me?
-Sure, in my spare time.
द्वारा the way, two poodles
raiding your cart.
-What?
-Can't be late for Ty!
Mary Anne, if आप don't wear
that dress, l'm gonna come over.
I'm gonna go in your closet.
I'm gonna put it on for you.
Wait. Hold on a sec.
Excuse me, miss?
Where are आप going?
-In back to see if Carrie's here.
-Carrie's not here.
So could आप just step away?
Away.
Away. Away from there.
Thank you.
Hi. Sorry. Okay, so आप go first.
No, you! No, you.
Get out.
-Get out.
-Excuse me, just a moment.
आप know what? एल have customers,
so go on quick.
Yeah. Then what?
No, he didn't.
-No, he didn't.
-Can एल just ask आप one question?
आप know what, ma'am?
आप have to wait. Okay?
What? No, a maid.
-I don't know.
-Yo.
-You can't be back here.
-Leezette?
What are आप doing?
Being that we're sisters
in the service business...
...and l'm in a rush...
...l'd say आप start serving
your low-end customers...
...because that's
the reason you're here.
Unless we're not good enough
for आप to service.
In which case,
l'm sure your manager is.
What do आप say, ladies?
Am एल right या am एल right?
-You're right.
-Oh, yes.
-Sorry, Mom.
-Baby, where were you?
Keef, do me a favor.
These go to the goddess
in the Park Suite.
-I got you. Don't forget the bags.
-Thank you.
Are आप ready?
-I'm not gonna have time to change.
-Sure आप do. We'll be a little late.
No, Ma, we cannot be late, okay?
-Come on.
-I was on time.
Are they here yet?
-Hello?
-Marisa?
Yeah. Marcus. Yeah.
No, एल can't hear you.
-When's Ty's speech aaain?
-I'll get it.
In minutes, at : .
-And आप cannot be late.
-Well....
Marcus!
-You're just breaking up. What?
-I can't be there. I'm in Miami.
-Please tell me you're kidding.
-I'm in Miami with Muasy.
Don't do this to me, Marcus.
Don't let him get away with it.
Be strong, Marisa.
What am एल supposed
to tell him this time?
-This weekend is the holiday.
-I know.
-He's counting on it.
-He'll aet over it.
-I'll take him at Christmas, okay?
-Tell somebody who believes you.
I gotta go.
That shit.
This fell out of your bag. Is it yours?
Yeah, thanks.
Management, huh?
Que fancy.
What?
I'm not saying a word.
Can आप not say a word
somewhere else?
And our अगला speaker
will be Ty Ventura.
Richard Milhous Nixon...
:::was a man
of many contradictions.
Even though
he is remembered in history...
...as the only president
to ever resign...
...his foreign policies
and his relations with China...
...opened up the Western door
to Eastern--
I mean, Eastern door
to Western ties.
That's enough.
Born a Quaker,
he was nevertheless....
He was responsible for bombing...
...for the violent bombing of....
Richard Nixon was born in....
Hey, baby.
They were all laughing at me,
and then एल लॉस्ट my words.
आप know, it happens
sometimes, honey.
I never want to do that again, okay?
You're going to do better अगला time.
No.
All right, we'll talk about it later...
...because एल got something for you.
The new Nixon tapes.
Come on, आप know
आप wanna open it.
Mom.
Oh, papí.
I'm sorry.
Where's Dad?
He had a construction job
in Poughkeepsie.
It was paying time and a half,
and he had to do it, baby.
It's okay.
So you'll hang out with me
at the hotel this weekend, okay?
A married guy was buying
clothes for his girlfriend.
I know. He gave me
his number yesterday.
-What's up, Frannie, Michelle?
-Good morning.
-Hey, Ty, how are you?
-What's up, Ty?
Lily?
We're here.
Hey, are आप going to keep me
company today, Ty?
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
Now, he's got पुस्तकें and puzzles
and all kinds of fun stuff. Right, baby?
-I'm on if आप need me, okay?
-Okay.
So l'll see आप at lunchtime.
आप all right?
I'm cool.
आप know, एल am really sorry
about all this.
It's not your fault.
-See आप later. Thank you.
-Sure.
What's with the face?
He's a kid. He has
a whole hotel to play with.
-We come here every day.
-He'll have a ball.
आप कहा it.
-You need to loosen up.
-I'm not interested.
-Why are आप stealing my tissues?
-I need them.
While you're there, get me soap,
शावर, शॉवर caps, some Kiehl's.
We need some fun in our lives.
Be spontaneous, kick up our skirts.
-The expression is " heels."
-Maybe for you.
-I'm with you, girl.
-You only live once.
-You know. Come on.
-No.
Live it, girl.
I'm living.
I'm living.
Come on, help me clean the
Park Suite. You're not doing nothing.
Oh, sorry. Aren't you
the maid एल had yesterday?
-Yes, ma'am.
-Oh, fantastic. I need another favor.
I'm late for lunch,
otherwise l'd do it.
Would आप run down to the boutique
and return the outfits in the closet?
-Sure, l'll take care of it.
-Thank you. You're the best.
Okay.
-Who's she?
-She's the goddess.
She's staying in the Park Suite.
आप two have a lot in common.
Yeah? Then why am एल the one
wearing the uniform?
What एल meant was
that she also has a boyfriend...
...who she's been with for a while,
who still has not popped--
Her cherry?
Because then we'd be identical.
-What are आप looking at?
-I meant the question.
My God, is your mind always...
...on the pepperoni?
That's right, baby.
All right, here's the difference
between me and the goddess.
She's playing games
to trick him into wanting her--
-And you're what?
-I'm working hard for the money.
Speaking of which, आप hand
in your application? Management?
Yeah.
What are आप doing?
-Dolce, nice.
-No, no, come on, get out of there.
I'm just taking a little peek.
They're going back anyway.
You're gonna get us in trouble.
Hello, ladies.
Leave that stuff alone. Come on.
You're supposed to be
helping me out in here.
Feel this material.
I mean, it's like butter.
Oh, my God.
This stuff is $ .
For one white outfit?
How do आप keep it clean?
Scotchgard.
Oh, yeah.
They're a you're a .
What are आप doing?
What are आप doing?!
And shoes too.
Shoes. Size . Perfect.
-I'm a एल .
-Which means you're an .
Just put on some gym socks,
you're good to go.
That's it. Put this stuff back.
What are आप doing?
Not until आप try it on.
I can't try on her clothes!
They're not hers. They're not Dolce's.
Technically, they've been abandoned.
Let's not let them hear us.
Who, the clothes?
Marisa Ave Maria Ventura...
...when will आप या एल ever get
to try on a $ anything?
Come on, feel how
the other half feels, huh?
Hey, Lily, what are आप doing?
Hey. I'm sewing on a button.
What's the cook making for lunch?
Saturday, you'll have
mac and cheese.
Where आप going?
Around. I'll be right back.
-Stay close, okay?
-Okay.
Rufus.
Rufus, come here.
Come here. Sit.
-Where are आप going?
-For a walk.
No, there's a League of Women Voters
lunch downstairs.
-We should do a drive-by.
-A quick pit stop?
Yeah, in and out.
Leave them laughing.
-Hey, Jer, quick question. Be honest.
-Sure thing.
Do एल look as stupid
as आप think एल am?
No. I mean, you're not stupid.
What are आप talking about?
-Come on.
-Where are आप going? No.
आप have a problem
with the ladies' lunch?
I have a problem trying to upstage
Victor Delgado. Remember him?
The guy running against me for Senate,
scheduled to speak downstairs?
He's not speaking until : .
I know this offends your sense
of fairness, but l'd like to win.
-You don't give up.
-No, of course not.
That's why आप hired me.
Look, आप go to the luncheon, okay?
आप go to Maddox's thing on Monday.
" Hello," "goodbye," you're घर free.
Define "free."
Look, they have people who will
walk your dog for you.
-I mean, एल know that's a crazy idea.
-I want to walk my own dog.
Relax. You're starting
to lose your hair.
He's friendly.
-His name is Rufus.
-Hey, Rufus.
So, what are आप listening to?
-The Best of Bread.
-Best of Bread? lnteresting.
What's your name?
-Ty.
-Nice to meet you, Ty. I'm Chris.
I'm bald and no one in particular.
I know who आप are.
Yeah? What do आप know?
I know that you're
the state assemblyman.
I know you're thinking
of running for senator.
I know your voting record and
your stand on environmental causes.
Great.
-Look, एल hate to interrupt, but--
-Are आप Republican?
Yes.
Why?
Richard Nixon was Republican.
So what?
-He lied.
-So, what does that mean?
Nothing.
Who told आप to ask
these questions?
Nobody.
What press are आप affiliated with?
I'm .
Your parents?
Democrat या Republican?
-What's the difference these days?
-I प्यार this kid.
Well, what's not to love?
-Where आप going?
-I'm gonna walk Rufus.
What, are आप लेखन a book?
ln minutes, okay?
-One pee.
-If Mom says okay, can एल come?
-What?
-If my mom says okay, can एल come?
-Sure. Where's your mom?
-Back on . Park Suite.
No, आप know what, Chris?
You're in a hurry.
-He doesn't have time.
-No, he's in a hurry. I'm fine.
-You take him.
-What?
I'll go up with you.
I forgot his ball anyway.
I don't want to-- Wait!
Hold on!
Hi, honey. It's Ty!
What are आप doing up here?
Where's Mom?
It's for you, ma'am.
What are आप talking about?
Ty, don't you--?
Hey, Ma, this is Chris. He's got
a giant gray dog named Rufus.
And if आप say okay,
l'm gonna go walk with him, okay?
-Hello.
-Hi.
Let's not forget. I'm a kid and एल need
fresh air. Please, can एल go, Mom?
I'm Chris Marshall.
Caroline...
...you want your coat?
-What?
-The weather can be so tricky here.
Weren't आप saying
what a beautiful दिन it was?
Oh, you're going out?
Weren't आप saying how you
wanted to stretch your legs?
Well, if your husband
wouldn't mind....
She doesn't have a husband.
-I don't have a husband.
-I insist, then.
-Come with us, if you're free.
-Yeah.
-Come on, Mom.
-Here we go.
I can't.
-Put these on.
-The shoes are too big.
Have a good time. Have fun.
-Come on, Ty, let's go find Rufus.
-Come on, Mom.
Mr. Marshall, John Bextrum,
hotel manager.
This is fun.
-So be cool, okay?
-Okay.
What's this?
If that slips out again,
tuck it in for me.
And the night before.
You're not answering your pager.
-Really? एल never got the message.
-Really?
आप कहा you'd take us to Niketown.
Well, here, l'll go down with you.
Beautiful ensemble.
How does she keep it clean?
Scotchgard?
आप think that's the new girlfriend?
For tonight.
Ladies, would आप like to शामिल होइए us?
Pig!
Au revoir.
Bye-Bye.
Bye.
Come on, Rufus, just pee
because एल have stuff to do.
-Pee! Lift your leg.
-Jerry Siegel, is that you?
Hey, Maddox, how are you?
Small world.
आप know Victor Delgado.
Victor, Jerry Siegel,
Chris Marshall's right-hand.
-You groom also?
-That's good.
I was दिखा रहा है Victor our new
building on th. Wanna शामिल होइए us?
No, एल can't. I'm jammed.
I've got--
-I can see that.
-Well, एल mean--
Don't forget to scoop.
Kill! Kill! Rufus! Kill!
Let's go. You're gonna
have to hold it. Come on!
Okay, l'll handle it.
Walk to the park.
I'll get Rufus and Jerry,
and we'll catch up. Go ahead.
Guys, there's nothing here.
Just an old friend and her son.
-She got a name?
-Yeah, " Unidentified Old Friend."
आप give me this,
l'll give आप minutes...
...inside the benefit,
Monday night.
You'll get us in at the Met?
-You got it.
-Open bar?
-Don't push it.
-Thank you.
Come on, Rufus.
Did आप have fun
with mean, old Jerry?
A great time!
lt was perfect timing.
Both Delgado and Maddox
saw me walking your goddamn dog.
See, आप should get out more.
Come on, Rufus.
He's gonna be there.
He's gonna be there at : .
I want आप there at : okay?
All right? Okay?
Bye. I'm going to shower.
I just borrowed them.
Pretty hot, though, huh?
I just borrowed them.
Pretty hot, though, huh?
-Wait up!
-Don't say anything. Just act--
I couldn't do it.
All those photographers all the time.
आप don't know what आप can do
until आप have to.
There's not a lot of choice.
आप get used to it.
-Can एल take him?
-Sure. Go ahead.
-Be careful. He's strong.
-Come on.
-Be careful and stay close.
-I will.
Hang on!
Thanks for this.
He's been a little down lately.
Then yesterday, he gave a speech
at school, and he messed it up.
It was bad.
Speeches can be tricky.
What happened?
I don't know.
He just froze and ran off-stage.
Now he has this thing about speaking
in public. He's all freaked out.
I always get nervous
before एल go on.
-Really?
-Yeah.
Well, not always.
Just sometimes.
-Mr. Marshall?
-Look at the dogs.
What a surprise, a dog walker.
Let me guess. Jerry sent you.
Yeah, to get Rufus.
-Is that Rufus?
-That's him.
He's beautiful.
-Can l?
-Sure.
-Hey, buddy!
-Can एल have him?
-Okay.
-Thank you.
-Ma, can एल go play?
-Yeah, go ahead.
This is for you.
-Thank you.
-Bye. Let's go.
It's from my nanny.
Do आप want to sit down?
-Sure.
-Over here.
Cool, एल won't get dirty.
Oh, Lord! एल almost sat on your face.
Right there.
Ty seems like a terrific kid.
Thanks. I'm kind of crazy
about him.
I've never met a -year-old
Nixon aficionado.
Yeah, एल know. Last year,
they studied the ' s at school...
...and he's become obsessed
with the politics, the music.
He was reading
the Kissinger biography.
-You're kidding!
-No.
I'm waiting for him to discover another
decade. Until then, l'm learning a lot.
Well, एल think it's great.
-You do?
-I do.
Guess what? एल threw a stick
in the air, and Rufus caught it!
-Really?
-Yeah. I'm gonna go do it again.
So how long are you
in town for?
I'm not sure.
आप always stay at the Beresford?
Sometimes एल feel like एल live there.
So, what brings आप here?
-Work.
-What do आप do?
-Oh, my God! : द्वारा the tree.
-What?
Check it, : .
That's Eddie Yatter.
-What does he want?
-He's paparazzi. I can't shake him.
He works for Blanton Maddox...
...whose goal lately is
to catch me with another woman...
...so his sleazy tabloid can say
that l've broken up with--
Your supermodel fiancée?
Oh, God! Ty!
-What?
-Come on!
-I just realized that you--
-Excuse me?
-Sorry, it's just that my face is--
-What?
-What's wrong with your face?
-It's stuck to your--
What's that?
-Oh, God. Oh, God! Get it off.
-Here, let me. It's okay.
Oh, my God! Did एल get
anything on it? ls it okay?
It's perfect.
-So....
-Okay.
Don't believe everything आप read.
-Any of it true?
-No.
Well, we were seeing each other.
Now we're seeing less of each other.
It's complicated.
I want to दिखाना आप something.
Follow me.
Oh, God.
-Let me help you.
-I got it. It's fine. I'm good.
Don't worry about me.
Look at that.
It's like two different worlds.
-Interesting perspective, huh?
-Yeah.
And l'd like to point out
it's paparazzi-free.
आप know when एल come here most
is when एल have to make a speech...
...and एल get nervous.
-You get nervous?
-Sure.
See that?
Sometimes when एल have
to stand up in front of people...
...my दिल kind of races,
and एल can't remember my words.
-Same here. I know.
-Really? Same with you?
Wow. Well, in my business,
it's not a good thing.
-What do आप do?
-What do एल do?
I want to दिखाना आप something.
I hold on to this.
A paper clip?
Was that a paper clip?
It was.
I had to find something...
...to draw the nervous energy
away from my heart.
Like a....
-Like a lightning rod?
-Like a lightning rod. Exactly.
All the energy
goes into the paper clip.
And then what's left is....
Your speech.
Yeah, a smooth,
and l'd like to think...
...very compelling speech.
Some of the best speakers
in history...
...a paper clip.
Let me see, Henry Kissinger.
He wasn't known
for his speaking abilities.
No, he wasn't, was he?
Well, imagine what he would've
been like without the:
-He would've really sucked.
-He would've what?
-Really sucked.
-Right.
So maybe you'll try again?
Hey, Ma,
can we go see the penguins?
-Let's go see penguins.
-Five minutes.
-You're a bad influence.
-I am?
Hurry up!
Look at this guy go.
They're so funny.
They look like little, fat,
short guys with tuxedos.
Speaking of fat guys in tuxedos,
there's this thing Monday night.
It's a black-tie.
It's a $ -a-plate dinner.
-Oh, my God. $ per plate?
-$ a plate.
-I hope आप get to keep the plate.
-You can if आप want.
What is it for?
For the inner-city literacy campaign,
something एल support.
It's a big benefit that Maddox
throws every year.
It's not quite as boring as it sounds.
I don't know, are आप interested?
Wait a minute. Isn't that the guy who
hired Yatter to get pictures of you?
Yes, it is.
I don't get it.
Why would आप go?
I go because-- I go--
It's exposure.
Won't everyone know you're there
just to expose yourself?
Well, एल kind of
have to expose myself.
-When आप put it that way--
-I didn't. आप put it that way.
I don't care how much
आप pay for dinner.
आप shouldn't serve yourself up,
no matter what the cause.
So why don't आप tell me
what आप really think.
आप really want me
to tell आप what एल think?
If Mr. Wanton Maddox, या whatever
his name is, really wants to help...
...why doesn't he give the $
per plate to the inner-city schools?
And eat a little bit lighter that night,
आप know?
So why don't आप come with me
and tell him yourself.
Monday...
...l'm busy. Sorry.
You're busy, आप can't?
What? Can आप change it?
It's complicated.
Which reminds me, एल gotta get
out of here. Come on, we gotta go.
-We gotta go. We're gonna be late.
-Do we have to?
-I gotta get back.
-Caroline.
This can't be it. Come on,
we haven't seen the snakes.
Except for Yatter.
It was nice meeting you,
Chris Marshall.
We're late. We gotta go.
Come on.
Here, Ty....
-Don't use them all on one speech.
-I won't.
-Keep up the good voting record.
-I'll do my best.
" lt's complicated."
What kind of answer is that?
Honest.
The only thing complicated between
me and him would be my bra strap.
Look, what am एल supposed to do?
Make his बिस्तर with me in it?
Get real!
-He thinks l'm a guest here.
-All right. All right.
But just tell me what he was like.
Sexy eyes.
And nice lips.
What about the hands?
Were they big?
-They were perfect.
-Perfect works.
-Marisa!
-Who? What?
-Marisa Ventura, are आप back there?
-Oh, my God, it's Paula!
What are आप doing?
I just....
I spilled something on my apron...
...so एल was cleaning it,
and she was helping me tie it.
Mr. Bextrum wants to see you
in his office right now.
Oh, shit!
Look who's here.
Let's review the last hour, okay?
Delgado killed while आप were
out walking that goddamn dog.
-You got a pen that works?
-Sure. Here आप go.
-Anything else एल can do for you?
-No, that's good, thanks.
Get this note to the woman
in the Park Suite.
Her name is Caroline.
-Can आप handle that for me?
-Certainly.
-Thank you.
-Who's Caroline in the Park Suite?
Someone एल met.
आप wanted me to have an escort...
...for that Maddox literacy thing
on Monday night.
But एल was thinking और of a blind,
ex-illiterate senior citizen who learned...
-...to read while fighting Nazis.
-I thought your mother was in Florida.
Just make sure she's not married,
on medication...
...or a Democrat.
Did आप check, or--?
Rufus.
Sure, okay, great.
Can एल talk to आप for a second?
I want आप to find out who
Caroline is in the Park Suite.
Don't write it down.
Just remember it.
Thanks. Good job.
Come in, Miss Ventura.
I assume आप know the reason
you've been called here.
I think so. Yes, sir.
Do आप know what the foundation
of a great hotel is?
Location?
Loyalty and trust.
Would आप say those are qualities
that आप possess?
I would. Yes, sir.
Miss Burns agrees.
And she's urged me
to consider you.
We had no idea आप were
interested in management...
...until Miss Kehoe brought us
your application.
द्वारा the way, आप forgot
your social security number...
...and your mother's maiden name.
If आप just fill them in
and sign right there. Perfect.
Normally, you'd go through the program
and train for a साल as a butler, but--
-Given the circumstances--
-Due to overbooking and understaffing...
...we decided to accelerate
your application.
And हटाइए आप into management
after the six-week training.
With the proviso that you
pass the practical exam...
...and fulfill each requirement
for every station.
So आप see, Miss Ventura,
sometimes...
...when life shuts one door,
it opens a window.
So jump.
Steph, where are you?
एल know you're in here.
-Don't tell me you're busted.
-No, आप are.
आप know what?
आप had no right!
What are आप talking about?
आप filled out
an application for me?
-They're considering you.
-Do आप know what you've done?
-I did आप a favor.
-No. If आप wanna do me a favor...
...then mind your own business
once in a while.
For two years, you've yapped
about getting out of uniform...
...and what ideas आप got.
This morning, l'm having coffee
with Rosalie from personnel...
...and एल ask her.
I go, " Marisa got a shot?"
She goes, " Marisa who?"
एल go, " Marisa Ventura. She's applied."
She goes, " lf she applied,
l'd slip it to the चोटी, शीर्ष of the pile."
So एल just act real nonchalantlike
and एल go, "Are आप sure?"
So she goes, she double-checks,
and she tells me:
" Marisa Ventura ain't never applied
for no management program ever."
Imagine my shock and dismay.
My own partner,
lying to me like that.
Then एल figured maybe आप were
too chickenshit, so एल did it myself.
If they took you,
you'd be happy.
And if they didn't, आप wouldn't know
the difference. So sue me!
These are the golden years.
We gotta prove our mothers wrong.
Don't waste them.
What we did today was wrong.
But आप didn't really lie.
Not technically.
Now you're starting
to sound like Nixon.
Letting someone believe
something's true when it's not...
...is just as much
a lie as a lie is.
I let him think एल was staying in the
suite, not cleaning it. I'm the maid.
I hate to break it to you,
but एल don't think he's after your money.
I can't believe आप just कहा that!
Just get my keys in my pocket,
please. This is hot.
Good job.
All right, sweetie.
Behave yourself, okay?
-Thank you.
-My pleasure.
Can एल borrow this?
-Of course.
-Thank you.
Baby, bye.
And remember,
all security IDs...
...will need to be rephotographed
starting अगला week.
I think that's all.
Thank आप very much.
Barbara, Clarice,
come with me, please.
-Have आप seen this?
-No. What?
Well, let me दिखाना you.
Give me this.
Yeah. So?
What do आप mean, "so"? What if
somebody from the hotel sees it?
I hate to break the bubble.
आप can't tell it's you.
-Don't worry about it.
-It's the front page of the paper today.
Stop. आप do one spontaneous thing,
आप think you're going to hell.
Do आप understand
this could be bad?
Don't be such a Catholic. Please.
Come on.
Good morning.
Nice to see you.
-Can एल steal him away for a second?
-Sure.
-Let me steal आप away.
-Excuse me.
-I want to talk to you.
-What's the problem?
This! Do आप know
what this is gonna cost me?
An entire दिन of doing nothing
but covering your ass.
I'm getting calls from The London
Times, The Washinaton Post...
...the Chicaao Sun, asking
about her identity, her background...
...who the kid is. A kid!
Just when एल get them to focus on your
assets, they're focusing on hers.
Thanks.
Yeah, well, they're fantastic assets,
don't आप think?
Squeezing the circle
tighter and tighter and tighter...
...and release.
Let's try that again.
And squeeze the circle
tighter, tighter...
-...and relax.
-Sorry, l'll come back.
That's okay.
आप can work around us.
We could use some और towels,
por favor. Rapido.
Squeezing the वृत्त tighter...
...and tighter and tighter.
Radiating from the pelvis.
Good. Breathe.
Exhale.
Are आप all right?
Twinkles, is it Eric?
एल knew it.
He hasn't called once.
Not my cell, not the service,
not the hotel.
So last night एल called him, and--
Rach, he was with....
I can't. It's like cheap wine.
-Shall we do some band work, ladies?
-Go on, l'm listening.
-I heard her in the background.
-The cheap wine?
His ex, in midlaugh.
Butler service, Miss Lane.
I have a message
from Mr. Christopher Marshall.
Christopher Marshall?
As in, Christopher Marshall?
He's staying in the York Suite
and was wondering...
...if आप had a response
to the luncheon invitation...
...l placed in your room yesterday.
-We're through. Thank you.
-In my room?
-I have to charge the full hour.
-Yesterday.
-Fine.
-For lunch?
-For two.
-Get out!
-Where?
-In his suite.
This is a miracle.
-Shall एल give him an answer?
-Yes. Tell him yes. What time?
- p.m.
-She'll be there. Thank you.
When did this go down?
We met at this thing
in Southampton last summer.
I thought we had a moment.
" Can आप steal away an hour,
please?"
-You think he saw आप in the hall?
-Who cares? What should एल wear?
आप look good in anything.
But एल didn't bring a thing!
Let's see.
Maria, thank goodness.
I need a favor. It's urgent.
Could आप get those outfits
आप returned for me yesterday?
There's this divine
Dolce cashmere coat. It's just--
Actually, they're still in the closet.
I thought आप might want a सेकंड look.
आप are so good.
Thank God!
-You should be a personal assistant.
-She's a maid.
-So are they, with better titles.
-Actually, l'm up for a position.
What do आप think?
Dolce coat, Gucci pants...
...or Ralph Lauren skirt,
Manolo pumps?
They're both divine!
Let's see.
How about the pants, open sandals,
see-through blouse...
...colored bra and carry
the Dolce कोट for effect.
-Maria?
-She barely speaks English.
-What?
-Excuse me?
Maria, what do आप think?
What about the beaded skirt
with that beige...
...crocheted halter
आप have in the closet?
आप know, casual sexy.
No stockings.
Definitely eighty-six the coat.
It sends the wrong message.
Like you're going someplace.
Besides, that whole see-through
blouse, colored-bra thing...
...reads a little desperate, older gal,
trying too hard. Don't आप think?
आप want to make him work for it.
Who does she think she is
to talk to me like that?
Thank you, Maria.
I have two words for you,
Rachel Hoffberg: Eric who?
Excuse me. Sorry.
Yes, that's it.
All handles parallel
with the right elbow.
Review your protocols
for तालिका, टेबल setting and wine service.
We're serving lunch
at the York Suite today.
Butler service, Mr. Marshall.
Come on in.
Rufus, it's okay.
Thank you.
Water glasses inches east
of the wine goblets.
-Make a perfect triangle.
-Yes, sir.
Hold on, l'm coming.
You're an animal lover too!
So am l.
I just can't get enough of them.
What a wonderful idea.
Lunch à deux. Lovely!
I just knew that we made
a connection at the...
...Feathered फ्रेंड्स Tournament.
Look!
How sweet of आप to remember.
But एल hope आप didn't think
एल needed reminding.
Teddy Parrish sends आप his best.
Oh, Teddy.
Right. Yeah.
How is Teddy?
Drinking again,
but आप didn't hear it from me.
Excuse me,
एल gotta check on something.
Of course.
Who is that over there?
Caroline Lane.
No. No, it's not her.
-It's not her?
-No.
The Maddox thing.
-Are आप going?
-Of course.
आप know who एल can't figure out
where एल know them from?
The woman visiting you
the other day...
...kind of Mediterranean,
with a little boy about .
Rachel Hoffberg, Mediterranean?
She's from Westport.
She's premenopausal,
but don't tell her एल कहा so.
You're staying in the Park Suite,
right, Caroline?
Yes. Yes, एल am.
Good.
Well, it's the damnedest thing.
This सैल्मन, सामन is perfect.
Your whole presentation today
has been excellent. Well done.
Thank you.
Make sure आप tuck it in tightly.
She's about ' ", dark hair,
really beautiful, has a kid named Ty.
What the hell happened?
-I'm sorry, sir.
-Don't be sorry. Just find her.
Chris, एल loved your quote
in The Times.
Please!
We're all here to try to land
the Rothford Estate. It's worth zillions.
And Sotheby's are counting on me
to lock the whole thing up.
-Thank आप so much.
-Really?
Rufus, come here.
Thank you.
Sit. Sit.
Maria, could एल have a little water,
please?
-Good boy.
-Such a sweet dog.
Allow me.
-That will be all.
-You know Nettie Rothford.
Sure.
She and एल virtually grew up together.
Her place was bang
अगला to Daddy's on the Vineyard.
-Right there.
-Good evening.
Another interesting दिन now,
huh, Marisa?
-I don't know. Was it?
-You tell me.
Nice lunch?
All right, what's up, mystery man?
How many times आप watched
the monitors with me?
How many times we enjoyed
the comings and goings?
Thousands.
आप know what?
आप over there, nosy body.
आप know l'm beholden
to रिपोर्ट employees misbehaving.
And there's only one thing
could make me shut my mouth.
आप dirty old man.
You're in trouble.
What are आप laughing at?
About the silver soap dishes....
Rach, darling, l'll just be a sec.
-Hi, l'm Caroline Lane--
-In the Park Suite, yes.
-I called about a ticket to the--
-Benefit. Monday night.
We were able to procure आप a single
at a तालिका, टेबल adjacent to Mr. Marshall's.
Fantastic! And how much will that be?
-Three thousand dollars.
-What?
The rates are raised
when a couple is split.
Singles are always harder to place.
Well, एल mean what is it?
ls it on the lnternet l'm an ex-couple?
I mean, does the whole hotel know?
Is there a Biblical sign on my forehead?
" Unmarried, unclean"?
Do एल भालू the scarlet letter? l'm....
I'm....
I'm just....
Sorry. I....
I'm better now.
Just charge it to my room.
Yes, ma'am.
Come on, Rach. Ghastly man!
I am terrified to ask
what that was about.
I think, being dumped.
-Can एल get your autograph?
-Amber? ls that your name?
-Amber's your name.
-How आप doing?
Get in the car! Get in the car!
-Did she see us?
-Yeah. No. You're fine. All's clear.
-It's fine.
-How d