Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A सैंडविच OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though आप were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the सैंडविच yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the जेली sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन या जेली सैंडविच into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of जेली at wall, sneering “I...
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