What would आप do if आप turned on the light in your room and discovered Loki sitting on your बिस्तर looking at you?

Seduce him, and turn off the lightXD<3.... couple months later bare him a son. हे don't call me a perv, i'm just fangirling here!
And heres a picture of Mr. Sexy...

First of all, I'd pinch myself really hard to make sure that's not a dream. Then I'd just stare at him for coupla सेकंड्स cause I obviously wouldn't be able to produce anything coherent at once. If he says nothing while I'm taking my time for being shocked speechless, I'd say I'm glad to see him in my humble place and ask if I can be of any help to him. That's it, I guess :D

Turn off the light, get out of te room (all of these in a slit second) ad try to find my composure, then go back in, turn on the light, check he is still there and (always assuming it is a dream and not freaking out) wait for him to दिन something, he is the one suddenly appearing here after all...

wow okay...
i'd jump on him and we'll see where we go from there :p

"Loki, I'm cold, cuddle me maybe?"

;)

id be like um hello?(in a fangirl kind of way kind of like what the heck but with a little smile) and then sit अगला to him and talk and id hug him

I would turn the light back off, and then take a सीट अगला to him. After which I would tackle या seduce him, and let him have his way with me. *scary ;)* Then, we would make plans on how to take over Midgard, and free him of his debt to Thanos.

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O.o I'd probably die... या I'd hug him! :3

A beauty it is that I get to answer this twice: I forgot some things in my other answer. It depends on the season, as well as my mood, as to how I might greet him.
Springtime: I'd probably freak out. Badly. It's a nice दिन - why is some perv on my bed?
Summertime: I'd tell him to get the effingness out of my room. It's hot - I'm moody, and want no one but me in my room.
Autumn: I might not come in until midnight because it's so nice out, द्वारा which time my family's asleep, so what else can I do but hopelessly flirt? ;)
Winter: I'm cold, either let me crawl under my blanket या we're cuddling.

if i found loki sitting on my बिस्तर in my bedroom, i'd sit down on the बिस्तर अगला to him and get him to really open up about everything that transpired on asgard and his feeling about it all and then try to help him get over it all. in short, i'd दिखाना him some compassion and comfort.

I'd probably be like, "What the hell are आप doing here, and how the hell did आप get here?" Then when he explains, I'd be like, "Ah. I see. Hold on, can I write that down?(I'm a writer-I प्यार a good story!) Oh, and why the hell are आप here?" Then when he explains again, I'd be like, "Ok. Just make sure आप don't get caught द्वारा my mom या dad. Especially my mom. That would be bad. Nice to meet you. I'm tired, so I'm going to bed." Then I'd go to bed. Yeah. Not very creative answer.

I dunno who that is ouo

I would... Ummm... Melt. Turn into a pile of socially awkward goo. 'Cause I'm socially awkward. And Loki-dono is made of amazingness.

"Huh, so that's where I left you."

i look at him as long as possible......and i talk with him :D

GOOD GOD.
I think I'd die on the spot. If I didn't pounce on him first. ;)

*glomp*

Id be like um ok what are आप doing here????

offer him a कुकीज़ and steal his हेलमेट >:D

I would start talking to him and I'd hug and ask him if he needed help taking over the world. Then I'd say I could be his servant and do whatever he wanted me to do. :)

Im just a crazy प्रशंसक girl so i would say If I turned On the lights In my room and I found LOKI siting on my बिस्तर I would smile turn off the light slowly and have IT with him

"I don't think आप are supposed to be real"
"Well...I'm standing right here so..."
"Okay....then...what the heck are आप doing here?"
"Saw the window open"
"And?"
"Uh...thought I should come inside"
"Why?"
"I don't know"

Silence.

"Should I be worried?"
"Probably...yeah..."
"Uh...do आप have a cell phone available?"
"Yes"
"Can I borrow it for a second?"
"Sure" *gives cell phone* *I dial 911*
"Uh hello I think there's a psychopathic actor over here, could आप come over? No...no...no rush..." *closes*
"So...how's Thor?"
"Pretty good. With all that money from the movie..."
"I see..."

Silence again.

"I'll go bring some lemonade"
"Not much sugar please"



Yup I think that's what would probably happen.

I would just stare....Then I'm be like, "So what आप doing here?"
But then we'd start talking but like I would be dying inside, but before we no it we would be like a couple या something, picture should say the rest <3

1-Scream and cry
2-Hug him
3-Kiss him so much
4-Ask if i can be his "goddess of mischief"
5-Help him to kill his brother and take over the world

I'd be like:
"Still better than Twilight!"

Honestly i would probably become one of those heavy breathing cat memes lol.