(Hey, this IS his club, so why not one more? :D)
I know where आप sleep
Every night so deep
Peacefully counting some harmless sheep
But I'm the stigma of rage
I belong in a cage
And I won't be defeated द्वारा some बिना सोचे समझे mage
For I'll drink your soul
Imprint it on a scroll
And smash it with 20 entire tons of coal
I'm what आप hide from in your bedroom every night
आप look around once, but there's nothing in sight.
Then right before आप go back to sleep
I'll shred आप to pieces, along with your sheep
I used to be a guy with a normal life
But now I walk the cemeteries, carrying a scythe
And if आप EVER even get in my sight
Then that's the last time you'll ever see the light
I am the dead in deadly
The hot in psychotic
For आप can tell I have no heart
From the way I act robotic
And if आप think I'm in any way boring
You'll most likely be dead द्वारा morning
I can already hear it, the screaming of your heart
But if I taught आप anything, life is dark.
Take one good long look at me
And your bleeding lungs will be the last thing आप see
And if you're पढ़ना this during the night
Then all I can say is....
Sleep tight.... >:)
I know where आप sleep
Every night so deep
Peacefully counting some harmless sheep
But I'm the stigma of rage
I belong in a cage
And I won't be defeated द्वारा some बिना सोचे समझे mage
For I'll drink your soul
Imprint it on a scroll
And smash it with 20 entire tons of coal
I'm what आप hide from in your bedroom every night
आप look around once, but there's nothing in sight.
Then right before आप go back to sleep
I'll shred आप to pieces, along with your sheep
I used to be a guy with a normal life
But now I walk the cemeteries, carrying a scythe
And if आप EVER even get in my sight
Then that's the last time you'll ever see the light
I am the dead in deadly
The hot in psychotic
For आप can tell I have no heart
From the way I act robotic
And if आप think I'm in any way boring
You'll most likely be dead द्वारा morning
I can already hear it, the screaming of your heart
But if I taught आप anything, life is dark.
Take one good long look at me
And your bleeding lungs will be the last thing आप see
And if you're पढ़ना this during the night
Then all I can say is....
Sleep tight.... >:)
AW SHIT MAN BARZ!!!! :O
On planet Mars
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IT'S TIME TO REACH FOR THE STARS!
"A new Kindle, old Kindle, which do I choose?
How about the one that doesn't go off to snooze?
The old one's shitty
The new one's pretty
The one one's worse off than a witty itty kitty
New one's lookin' कूलर than a Ferrari
Old one's got graphics like the Atari
And when आप compare the two, no contest
The new one's blessed while the old one's not even dressed
New one spits flames like Mega Charizard X
Older model could use way better effects
So listen up old model, you're bad, you're a flop
While the newer one's stayin'....at the top
New one's lookin' fly
Old one wants to die
New one's got और power than the Tsar Bomba
Old one's in desperate need of a coma
So listen up old model, आप think you're so cool
But in reality, all आप ever were was a tool
And now that ol' new model's the चोटी, शीर्ष of the tier
I'm afraid it's time to pack your bags
And get the hell outta here"
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! तिल KNIGHT! V.S.......... SPECTER KNIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
तिल Knight: I'm going underground
Can't be found
In less than 2 सेकंड्स your नितंब, गधा will be drowned
I'm the best of the best
I'll put आप to the test
Cause I'm
तिल KNIGHT! *Shatters Boulder*
After this battle your face will be altered
After this battle your बोन्स will be slaughtered
Cause I'm better than the rest
No contest
I'll hit आप so hard you'll wake up in the northwest
Just face it, I've already won
And now you're under arrest
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!
Specter Knight: You've got to be kidding me
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
I assume a homeless refuge
Who needs to be dismissed
I'm the leader of your nightmares
The haunter of the dead seas
I'll beat आप in no time
And collect your debris
(Magnum opes, eh? XXD I'll continue this later.)
BEGIN!
तिल Knight: I'm going underground
Can't be found
In less than 2 सेकंड्स your नितंब, गधा will be drowned
I'm the best of the best
I'll put आप to the test
Cause I'm
तिल KNIGHT! *Shatters Boulder*
After this battle your face will be altered
After this battle your बोन्स will be slaughtered
Cause I'm better than the rest
No contest
I'll hit आप so hard you'll wake up in the northwest
Just face it, I've already won
And now you're under arrest
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!
Specter Knight: You've got to be kidding me
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
I assume a homeless refuge
Who needs to be dismissed
I'm the leader of your nightmares
The haunter of the dead seas
I'll beat आप in no time
And collect your debris
(Magnum opes, eh? XXD I'll continue this later.)
