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Chapter V
Bellatrix stared at the body in her lap. Her loving husband was no more. His eyes were glazed and his lips were gently parted in death. He looked peaceful, happy almost. Bella looked happier. After a moment’s hesitation, she eased out from under the body and drew her wand,

“Align Circulus!” she breathed, drawing a complicated pattern in the air.

Rodolphus’s body shuddered and shrank, bending and turning until an innocent silver band lay on the bedspread, shining in the morning light. Bella picked up the ring and crossed the room to her dresser. She threaded the ring onto a leather...

Chapter X (5 years later)
Everyone has gotten used to Voldemort and Bellatrix. Even Snape, Lucius, and Rabastan don’t think about it anymore. They all think it quite normal to see Bella, Voldemort, and their two children walking in the forest at night, Versilius, the five साल old son, running ahead to explore, and Bellarosa, the 3 साल old daughter, sticking close to her mother’s skirts. Everyone is perfectly used to seeing the family retire to Voldemort’s chambers at night for a private रात का खाना that no one has ever seen. No one except for Rabastan. Every night he watches through a crack....