Give him drugged cake and lock him in a room with a drugged Matsuda and take pictures then glomp एल naked या not then hug Matsuda and comfort him for being traumatized for life while Light laughs his नितंब, गधा off about it and एल is in the corner crying. Its okay एल and Matsuda आप did well. Good boys and Light you're a bad boy and not the good kind.
Me: What are आप doing here? L: I need to take a shower. Me: Okay then.. *walks out of bathroom and closes door, but notices several Death Note characters waiting to take a शावर, शॉवर in my bathroom* Me: O_o WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? *Runs into bedroom across hallway and locks door*