Last night, I had the craziest dream. I went to a costume party that the theme was south park, and I dressed as kyle. When I came home, I was so tired, that I went to sleep with my costume on. Over night, my stan plush toy came to life as the real stan for some reason. When I woke up the अगला morning, stan looked at me, smiling and said," good morning, kyle! I missed you!" I told Stan that I am not really kyle, but dressed like him. He then began to sob.This is when I told him that him and his फ्रेंड्स are on a TV दिखाना that are about their crazy adventures. To be fair, I showed him one episode of south park.the episode was "passion of the jew". During the part that shows kyle's reaction to the passion, stan was quietly crying. At the part of kyle after watching the passion, he कहा "NO!!", and lunged for the tv,screen. Thirty सेकंड्स later, stan appeared on the screen, with a blanket. He then put the blanket over kyle, carried him baby style, and lunged for my side of the screen. Stan and Kyle where in the real world, and there to stay. I helped stan find and make a बिस्तर for stan and kyle in my मौज़ा, जुर्राब drawer. Shortly after this, I say the cutest thing ever in Style history: stan was cuddling with Kyle and was taking care of him until he got better.
I arrive at the bus stop at 8:20 AM sharp. Five मिनटों later, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive. Stan, in my opinion, is kinda cute. Cute as in, I would squeal if he asked me out. Thanks to my awesome luck, he's already dating another girl, Wendy Testaburger. Kenny, he's nothing special. he's really gross though, if आप ask me. Today, on his way to the bus stop, I saw him take a used condom out of his कोट pocket and throw it out onto the street.Cartman, on the other hand, is a whole other story. He's like if bananas, pee, math class, and all the girls at my school were made into a ठग, चिकनी and I was forced to drink it.
"Hey Kylie, do आप have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so आप put all your money in the bank and आप never spend it!''
Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when आप asked for a water mattress आप were taken to sea world!"
"Hey Kylie, do आप have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so आप put all your money in the bank and आप never spend it!''
Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when आप asked for a water mattress आप were taken to sea world!"
I feel like I am you. We are like sisters. Kyle is the best South Park character ever and i read your लेख about only a few people liking Kyle anymore and I think your right. Not many people like Kyle anymore, I wish they did, but I do and he is the coolest SP character ever and sorry about how stupid this may seem. I'm only in seventh grade. That makes me think about how they are in like what? fourth grade most of the series and there cusing like they're in eleventh grade. But still Kyle is awesome and i respect his JewishGingerness.
and as I stared I counted,
the webs from all the spiders
catching things and eating their insides
like indecision to call you,
to hear your voice of treason
will आप come घर and stop this pain tonight?
stop this pain tonight"
I read the response with great excitement. I knew that Kyle was the boy that I was looking for. He truly was the man of my dreams, आप could say. I had a good feeling that for the first time, I'll actually have a real friend. I hope that he isn't some douchbag that somehow found out about my dream, dressed like Kyle, only to try to get some secrets from me. If that were the case, I would probably kill myself या something.
the webs from all the spiders
catching things and eating their insides
like indecision to call you,
to hear your voice of treason
will आप come घर and stop this pain tonight?
stop this pain tonight"
I read the response with great excitement. I knew that Kyle was the boy that I was looking for. He truly was the man of my dreams, आप could say. I had a good feeling that for the first time, I'll actually have a real friend. I hope that he isn't some douchbag that somehow found out about my dream, dressed like Kyle, only to try to get some secrets from me. If that were the case, I would probably kill myself या something.
"Come over here, आप fucking monster!" I ordered to Kyle
I then wrapped my arms around his warm, unsuspecting body. He had a look of suprise on his face. I know that he thought that I was gonna beat him up, but I knew better. If I did that, then we would have to start this all over again.
We held hands as we walked back to our classroom. When we returned, Mr. Garrison was gone, and everyone was looking in our direction. Everyone must've heard about what happened.
"Let's hear it for Kyle and Kylie!" Kevin Stoley shouted from the back of the classroom.
Everyone started to applaud and whistle, as it we just won an award. Apparently, we were stunning and brave, Just like Catlyn Jenner.
I then wrapped my arms around his warm, unsuspecting body. He had a look of suprise on his face. I know that he thought that I was gonna beat him up, but I knew better. If I did that, then we would have to start this all over again.
We held hands as we walked back to our classroom. When we returned, Mr. Garrison was gone, and everyone was looking in our direction. Everyone must've heard about what happened.
"Let's hear it for Kyle and Kylie!" Kevin Stoley shouted from the back of the classroom.
Everyone started to applaud and whistle, as it we just won an award. Apparently, we were stunning and brave, Just like Catlyn Jenner.
I walk into school right in the knick of time. As I walked to my locker, people give me the loser sign. I'm not suprised. This is the usual greeting that I get when I walk to school. When I get to my locker, I put in my combination,05-26-01. I chose that for my combination because that's my birthdate. I put my backpack outside, and took my school पुस्तकें out. I walked to my classroom, Mr. Garrison's fourth grade class. I walk in to see that there is a new kid in our class. Normally I wouldn't care, but this time, it was different. It was Kyle, the boy in my dream!
MR.Garrison: Kylie, I've noticed that आप and Kyle are becoming good friends.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that आप and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that आप and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.
I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.
"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how आप and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.
"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.
We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that आप could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a सवाल that would change our relationship forever.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that आप and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that आप and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.
I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.
"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how आप and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.
"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.
We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that आप could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a सवाल that would change our relationship forever.
"kyle, how do आप do that?" I asked Kyle once the bus started moving.
It' pretty simple" Kyle answered. " आप know how people always say that beautiful people can get other people to do what they want? it's kinda like that. In fact, you're so beautiful that आप could probably do it yourself."
He then leaned आगे and kissed me on the lips. I loved the way his lips felt against mine. I opened my mouth a little bit so his tongue could wrestle with mine. He quickly understood the gesture. We kissed for a full minute. I was sad when he leaned back. I wanted to go back for more, but I didn't want to be seen as a huge slut.
Our bus arrived at the school. We walked in together.
It' pretty simple" Kyle answered. " आप know how people always say that beautiful people can get other people to do what they want? it's kinda like that. In fact, you're so beautiful that आप could probably do it yourself."
He then leaned आगे and kissed me on the lips. I loved the way his lips felt against mine. I opened my mouth a little bit so his tongue could wrestle with mine. He quickly understood the gesture. We kissed for a full minute. I was sad when he leaned back. I wanted to go back for more, but I didn't want to be seen as a huge slut.
Our bus arrived at the school. We walked in together.
Kyle gave Cartman and Kenny his usual death stare. the two looked away. Kyle always seemed to know what to do to get people to bug off. I wonder how he does that.
Right after that, the bus came and picked us up. When I thought that we were सुरक्षित from torment, Kenny does what is probably the grossest thing imaginable.
"Hey Kyle!" Kenny shouted as he got on the bus.
He then formed a V with his middle and pointer finger and flaled his tongue between them.
"Am I right?" Kenny asked.
Kyle gave Kenny a सेकंड death stare. he then sat down. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!
Right after that, the bus came and picked us up. When I thought that we were सुरक्षित from torment, Kenny does what is probably the grossest thing imaginable.
"Hey Kyle!" Kenny shouted as he got on the bus.
He then formed a V with his middle and pointer finger and flaled his tongue between them.
"Am I right?" Kenny asked.
Kyle gave Kenny a सेकंड death stare. he then sat down. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!
When I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle with ear buds in his ears.
"hey, Kylie!" He greeted, "What did आप think of A दिन To Remember? द्वारा the way, I प्यार your shirt!."
"Thanks! I really प्यार them! Thank आप for recommending them." I answered.
Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive.
"Kyle and Kylie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes kyle putting his dick in Kylie's mouth!" Cartman and kenny sang together.
Stan looked like he was about to laugh his head off, but he contained himself. I have लॉस्ट all respectthat i had for him.
"hey, Kylie!" He greeted, "What did आप think of A दिन To Remember? द्वारा the way, I प्यार your shirt!."
"Thanks! I really प्यार them! Thank आप for recommending them." I answered.
Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive.
"Kyle and Kylie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes kyle putting his dick in Kylie's mouth!" Cartman and kenny sang together.
Stan looked like he was about to laugh his head off, but he contained himself. I have लॉस्ट all respectthat i had for him.
Last night I had another weird dream. Kyle and I were in our 20s and getting married. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman were the groomsmen, but there were no bridesmaids. Big shocker there. Kyle and I danced to Rise Against's 'swing life away' I swear that I was almost gonna faint because Kyle was गाना the entire song into my ear as we danced. In reality, It was और like standing and moving our hips from side to side.
The अगला morning, I woke up with a smile in my face. I put on my Fall Out Boy shirt, black skinny jeans, and black कॉनवर्स high tops. I ran out the door without saying a word to my dad. I ran to my bus stop. For the first time i forever, I was excited to go to school.
The अगला morning, I woke up with a smile in my face. I put on my Fall Out Boy shirt, black skinny jeans, and black कॉनवर्स high tops. I ran out the door without saying a word to my dad. I ran to my bus stop. For the first time i forever, I was excited to go to school.
When I get to my room, i take my आइपॉड out of my backpack. I go on YouTube and खोजिए "A दिन To Remember" and click on the first result, a lyric video for the song, 'the Downfall Of Us All"
It was प्यार at first song. The lyrics spoke as much to me as The Wonder Years'. I loved the lyrics and the background music. My प्रिय line of the song made me feel like that line was written just for me:
"This town will be the downfall of us all."
It's true. South park will be the downfall of us all. From all the weird stuff that goes on and the people that live here, it truly will be the downfall of us all. I listen to A दिन To Remember until the sun went down.
It was प्यार at first song. The lyrics spoke as much to me as The Wonder Years'. I loved the lyrics and the background music. My प्रिय line of the song made me feel like that line was written just for me:
"This town will be the downfall of us all."
It's true. South park will be the downfall of us all. From all the weird stuff that goes on and the people that live here, it truly will be the downfall of us all. I listen to A दिन To Remember until the sun went down.
"Cool. I'll check them out as soon as I get home." I answered.
For the rest of the bus ride, we talked about a bunch of awesome bands, like Fall Out Boy, Weezer, Good Charlotte, and everything in between. i was sad when I got off the bus. i wanted to talk until my tongue fell out of the mouth. I have never had a और interesting conversation with any of my peers than the conversation that I just Had with Kyle. I ran to my house. I was going to blast my ears out with A दिन To Remember. I hope that this isn't some kind of joke. I was sorting dreading that A दिन To Remember was going to be some kind of 60's hippie band like The Grateful Dead. It's name kinda gives off that sort of vibe. Maybe the name is supposed to be misleading.
For the rest of the bus ride, we talked about a bunch of awesome bands, like Fall Out Boy, Weezer, Good Charlotte, and everything in between. i was sad when I got off the bus. i wanted to talk until my tongue fell out of the mouth. I have never had a और interesting conversation with any of my peers than the conversation that I just Had with Kyle. I ran to my house. I was going to blast my ears out with A दिन To Remember. I hope that this isn't some kind of joke. I was sorting dreading that A दिन To Remember was going to be some kind of 60's hippie band like The Grateful Dead. It's name kinda gives off that sort of vibe. Maybe the name is supposed to be misleading.
The rest of the school day, I barely paid attention to what Mr.Garrison was talking about. I think it was about Miley Cyrus's downfall या something like that. After what seemed like a century, the final घंटी, बेल rang. I bolted to my locker like everyone else. I was suprised to see that Kyle had the locker right अगला to mine. We walked together to my bus, and sat at my usual spot, right behind the bus driver. For once, I was happy to be on the bus. Like Soupy from the wonder years, I wasn't sad anymore. I decided to share this with Kyle.
"Hey Kyle, guess what? I'm not sad anymore!" I exclaimed to Kyle
"You like The Wonder Years too?" Kyle asked me.
"yeah. their lyrics speak to me" I answered.
"I think आप might like A दिन To Remember. They have a very similar sound." Kyle suggested.
"Hey Kyle, guess what? I'm not sad anymore!" I exclaimed to Kyle
"You like The Wonder Years too?" Kyle asked me.
"yeah. their lyrics speak to me" I answered.
"I think आप might like A दिन To Remember. They have a very similar sound." Kyle suggested.
