1 आप room is full of posters/pictures of him.
2 आप HAVE to buy the magazine that has his latest
interview/photos in it.
3 आप have JD shirts, duvet covers, bags ect.
4 आप have a special place for all your JD
merchandise.
5 If someone touches your JD stuff आप take it off
them.
6 आप get VERY ANGRY if someone says something
horrible about him.
7 आप find it annoying when someone spells "Johnny
Depp" wrong.
8 आप get exited when आप see one his फिल्में is
gonna be on in the T.V mag.
9 आप go to the cinema to see his फिल्में even if
आप don't know what it's about.
10 आप compare other actors to him.
11 आप get exited when आप see a pic of him आप
have never seen before.
12 आप have lots of pics/vids of him on your
computer.
13 You've watched pretty much every interview he
has done.
14 आप make प्रशंसक वीडियो of him.
15 आप would give/do anything to meet him.
16 आप dream about him.
17 If one of his movie titles gets brought up in a
convo' आप say "OMG JOHNNY DEPP IS IN THAT!"
18 आप feel sorry for the people that don't like
him.
19 आप skip through the movie to get to the
"Johnny parts".
20 आप smile when आप hear his name.
21 आप are trying to collect every one of his
movies.
22 आप know all his lines for at least 2 या और
of his movies.
23 आप use his कोट्स in your every दिन
conversations.
24 आप know all his फिल्में in both
chronological and alphabetic order.
25 आप know all his character names.
26 आप think certain फिल्में suck because Johnny
isn't in it.
27 आप see bad actors and think " Johnny Depp can
do MUCH better than that rubbish person!"
28 आप visit so many प्रशंसक sites it's like आप know
where he is and what he's doing.
29 He is your desktop background on आप computer
and/or phone.
30 आप will 'KILL' anyone that says Johnny sucks/is
ugly.
31 आप make fan-arts of him (paintings,drawings
ect)
**symptom by: depp-fan**
32 आप write 'Mrs.Johnny Depp' all over your
notebook ( या I <3 Johnny Depp).
** symptom by: heyitssmarsx3**
33 आप pre-order tickets to his movies.
**symptom by: heyitssmarsx3**
34 आप say/think "Bitch"(Or words to that effect( to any girl that Johnny kisses in movies.
35 आप want to be Vanessa Paradis.
36 आप see someone with him and आप want it to be
you.
37 आप literally cry your eyes out if his
character dies.
38 आप want to be in a movie with him.
39 आप will buy his latest DVD the दिन it comes
out.
40 आप know आप would win a Johnny Depp क्विज़ easy
peasy.
2 आप HAVE to buy the magazine that has his latest
interview/photos in it.
3 आप have JD shirts, duvet covers, bags ect.
4 आप have a special place for all your JD
merchandise.
5 If someone touches your JD stuff आप take it off
them.
6 आप get VERY ANGRY if someone says something
horrible about him.
7 आप find it annoying when someone spells "Johnny
Depp" wrong.
8 आप get exited when आप see one his फिल्में is
gonna be on in the T.V mag.
9 आप go to the cinema to see his फिल्में even if
आप don't know what it's about.
10 आप compare other actors to him.
11 आप get exited when आप see a pic of him आप
have never seen before.
12 आप have lots of pics/vids of him on your
computer.
13 You've watched pretty much every interview he
has done.
14 आप make प्रशंसक वीडियो of him.
15 आप would give/do anything to meet him.
16 आप dream about him.
17 If one of his movie titles gets brought up in a
convo' आप say "OMG JOHNNY DEPP IS IN THAT!"
18 आप feel sorry for the people that don't like
him.
19 आप skip through the movie to get to the
"Johnny parts".
20 आप smile when आप hear his name.
21 आप are trying to collect every one of his
movies.
22 आप know all his lines for at least 2 या और
of his movies.
23 आप use his कोट्स in your every दिन
conversations.
24 आप know all his फिल्में in both
chronological and alphabetic order.
25 आप know all his character names.
26 आप think certain फिल्में suck because Johnny
isn't in it.
27 आप see bad actors and think " Johnny Depp can
do MUCH better than that rubbish person!"
28 आप visit so many प्रशंसक sites it's like आप know
where he is and what he's doing.
29 He is your desktop background on आप computer
and/or phone.
30 आप will 'KILL' anyone that says Johnny sucks/is
ugly.
31 आप make fan-arts of him (paintings,drawings
ect)
**symptom by: depp-fan**
32 आप write 'Mrs.Johnny Depp' all over your
notebook ( या I <3 Johnny Depp).
** symptom by: heyitssmarsx3**
33 आप pre-order tickets to his movies.
**symptom by: heyitssmarsx3**
34 आप say/think "Bitch"(Or words to that effect( to any girl that Johnny kisses in movies.
35 आप want to be Vanessa Paradis.
36 आप see someone with him and आप want it to be
you.
37 आप literally cry your eyes out if his
character dies.
38 आप want to be in a movie with him.
39 आप will buy his latest DVD the दिन it comes
out.
40 आप know आप would win a Johnny Depp क्विज़ easy
peasy.
it was his gorgeous eyes that made me fall
that made me fall in प्यार with him
i really loves the फिल्में he has done with tim
when i see him i feel something in my spine
i प्यार him so much that i even put this thing online
Some people think he is too old
या at least that is what I am told
Let them talk, I don't care
'Cheekbones like that are something rare
Neither do I care about his looks
I would प्यार him even if he had hooks.
I hate to rhyme so now I'm gonna stop
here's a joke John
A skeleton comes into a bar,orders a बीयर, बियर and a mop.
