translation help!!!!

heyyy guys i have ben looking for a romaji-english translator and i can't find one that will do a full text:(
so if आप could give me a good translator या if आप could translate the text for me that would be great i've tried but i've got a bit what it's about but not really (if that made any sense,probs didn'tXD)
it's from the shugo chara musical
and i know 'joker' is in english but i just kpt it inXD

anata wa shirifuga
go nin me no gaadian, joker
futan no chimina
yoru iseiri to kawa menjo
tokubetsu nanimuju
sore dake konaachite kurena ii
joker noshimei
sore wa tsubari wa tskawagari
kokoro no tamago no mochizushiga
huwan ja najami mo moteruno
tamago ni batsu ga tsuikaruno
batsu tama ga! batsu kyara o umeba!
mochizushiga taihenda kono ni nara
sonaru maeni tsukamare nakuja
kokoro no tamago imaru no batsu mo aru no kana
joker ra atashi no gaadian
sno cepu dakea chotto dakedo
naritai jibun ni batsu nante
tsukete tenai atashi
dakeno taukajaru majakubari
joker