Chapter Five, The Krazy Taco
We walk back to my house and go to my ship. "Ladies First" I say as I open the door for Jen to get in. Blushing slightly she smiles and jumps in. I jump in behide her, start the ship, and we qucikly fly off. Jen presses her face against the window "Wow, this is amazing! आप can see everything from up here!" I chuckle "Yes, it's a much better way to travel. Much better then that horrble bus." We both start laughing, then गिर jumps out of his set and points to the fual meter "Master look, it's flashing red! I LIKE RED!" I look at it and he was right, it was flashing red. "Uh oh, we're about to run out of gas." Jen looks around the ship "Do आप have extra fual somewhere?" "I..will...um..no" her eyes get big "No? Then what are we going to do" गिर jumps up and down "YAY! we're DOOMED!" I give him a dirty look and grab hold of the wheel "Ok..hold on tight...I'm going to try and land this thing. Thankfully we aren't that far from The Krazy Taco" Jen holds on tight and गिर just starts गाना his Doom song. "Gir!! Stop गाना and sit still!" He close his eyes, tongue sticking out and nods. I aim the ship for the a parking lot and....CRASH! A land the ship. I pick myself up and look over at Jen "You ok Jen?!" She strightens her glasses "Yeah, I'm fine." गिर jumps up clapping "Woo Hoo, lets do that agian!!" As we jump out, Jen hugs me "That was a wonderful landing Zim, you're amazing" She gives me a किस on the cheek, then quickly pulls away blushing. "Sorry..I..um..I" She clears her thoat and takes my hand. "Will thoughs tacos aren't going to get themselves, lets go" My face turning bright red, I nod, and follow her with गिर trailing behide us.
We go inside and walk up to the counter. "Hello, welcome to The Krazy Taco. May I take your order." "Yes, we would like 20 of your filthy tacos and a large order of nacos" She writes it down "And your name is?" "I Am ZIM!!" She writes it down "Ok, we'll call आप when it's ready." We walk to a तालिका, टेबल and sit down. गिर keeps screaming "Tacos!" and won't sit still. Jen picks him up "No Gir, कुत्ता don't talk. They bark, try it say Bark" गिर nods, takes a deep breath, and yells out "Meow!" Jen's eye starts twitching and I slap my forehead "Gir!! Argh!" गिर jumps out of Jen's arms and gets on the table. "Come on everyone, lets do the टैको, taco dance! TACOS!!" गिर starts doing this crazy dance all around the table, everyone in the room starts staring at us. I push गिर back into his seat, everyone is still looking at use. "I...Umm." I jump on the तालिका, टेबल "We're Normal!!" everyone looks away and goes back to eating. The waiter calls out "Order ready for a mister....Zimp." I jump off the table, walk over to the counter and yell "It's Zim!!" She acts like she didn't hear me and just hands me our food. "Thank आप for coming to the Krazy Taco, have a nice day" I take out my money and throw it in her face "Shut your noice tube टैको, taco human" I go back to our तालिका, टेबल and drop our खाना on it. Jen smiles, picks Gir's tacos up and hands them to him "Here आप go Gir, eat up" गिर happily starts shoving टैको, taco after टैको, taco in his mouth. Me and Jen grab a naco and eat it "Hm, they're not so bad. What do आप thin-" Dib walks in "Get down!" I push them under the तालिका, टेबल "We can't let him see us, we all ready had one seen today. I don't want Dib stink to cause another" Dib yells and pointing outside "Everyone look, a अंतरिक्ष ship!!" I glare at Dib "Dang it!" Jen looks at Dib, then at me. "What do we do now?" I start pulling at my wig "I don't know, urgh...that stupied human boy ruins everything!....Wait! I have a plan! I grab गिर and Jen's hand "Ok here's the plan, on the count of three we'll run to the ship and fly out of here before someone sees us. Ready... one....two...three..Run!!"
As we were running out the door and to the ship I hear Dib call "You're not getting away from me alien! Everyone's going to see your ship and they'll all going to finally believe me. Then you'll go to a lab and have all kinds of horrible tests!" I hear Jen call out my name and feel her hand being pulled from mine. I turn around, Jen is on the ground with Dib hold on to her feet. Jen tries to kick herself free "Dib let me go! Please stop it!" I growl at Dib "Get your hands off her, आप FILTHY STINK HUMAN!!!" I run up and kick Dib in the face. He falls back and puts his hands over his nose "OW, that hurt!! आप stupied अंतरिक्ष Boy!" I pick Jen up and jump in the ship. "Lets go Zim, hurry start the ship" I slap my forhead "Dang it!" Jen puts her hand on my shoulder looking worried. "What is it Zim, what's wrong?" "We're all out of gas remember? If we try and fly it, it will crash." Jen's face goes pale "What...what do we do now?" I take a shacky breath and look at her "We're not doing anything....But you....you're getting out of here. Jen I want आप to leave me and save yourself." She shakes her head "No....no...I'm not leaving you!" I grab her shoulders "Jen, listen to me! If आप get caught with me....I...I don't even want to think about what they'll do to you...Please Jen, just go!" Her eyes start to fell with tears "I don't care what they do to me, I'll never leave you! I can't leave आप alone to go though all the experiments." I hate seeing her cry, but see can't stay with me. "Jen...listen to me...I can make it though the experiments knowing आप are safe. Please....if आप प्यार me and if you're my friend you'll go...I can't lose you....please....JUST GO!!!"
She quickly kisses me and runs off crying. Blushing I touch my lips and with my eyes full of tears I turn to Dib. "This is all your fault, because of आप my best friend had to leave!!! I hate you!!! I पंच him in the face and he falls to the ground. "Ouch, हे what was that for!.....wait...are you....crying?" I turn away, jump in my ship and start it.....
*To Be Continued!*
We walk back to my house and go to my ship. "Ladies First" I say as I open the door for Jen to get in. Blushing slightly she smiles and jumps in. I jump in behide her, start the ship, and we qucikly fly off. Jen presses her face against the window "Wow, this is amazing! आप can see everything from up here!" I chuckle "Yes, it's a much better way to travel. Much better then that horrble bus." We both start laughing, then गिर jumps out of his set and points to the fual meter "Master look, it's flashing red! I LIKE RED!" I look at it and he was right, it was flashing red. "Uh oh, we're about to run out of gas." Jen looks around the ship "Do आप have extra fual somewhere?" "I..will...um..no" her eyes get big "No? Then what are we going to do" गिर jumps up and down "YAY! we're DOOMED!" I give him a dirty look and grab hold of the wheel "Ok..hold on tight...I'm going to try and land this thing. Thankfully we aren't that far from The Krazy Taco" Jen holds on tight and गिर just starts गाना his Doom song. "Gir!! Stop गाना and sit still!" He close his eyes, tongue sticking out and nods. I aim the ship for the a parking lot and....CRASH! A land the ship. I pick myself up and look over at Jen "You ok Jen?!" She strightens her glasses "Yeah, I'm fine." गिर jumps up clapping "Woo Hoo, lets do that agian!!" As we jump out, Jen hugs me "That was a wonderful landing Zim, you're amazing" She gives me a किस on the cheek, then quickly pulls away blushing. "Sorry..I..um..I" She clears her thoat and takes my hand. "Will thoughs tacos aren't going to get themselves, lets go" My face turning bright red, I nod, and follow her with गिर trailing behide us.
We go inside and walk up to the counter. "Hello, welcome to The Krazy Taco. May I take your order." "Yes, we would like 20 of your filthy tacos and a large order of nacos" She writes it down "And your name is?" "I Am ZIM!!" She writes it down "Ok, we'll call आप when it's ready." We walk to a तालिका, टेबल and sit down. गिर keeps screaming "Tacos!" and won't sit still. Jen picks him up "No Gir, कुत्ता don't talk. They bark, try it say Bark" गिर nods, takes a deep breath, and yells out "Meow!" Jen's eye starts twitching and I slap my forehead "Gir!! Argh!" गिर jumps out of Jen's arms and gets on the table. "Come on everyone, lets do the टैको, taco dance! TACOS!!" गिर starts doing this crazy dance all around the table, everyone in the room starts staring at us. I push गिर back into his seat, everyone is still looking at use. "I...Umm." I jump on the तालिका, टेबल "We're Normal!!" everyone looks away and goes back to eating. The waiter calls out "Order ready for a mister....Zimp." I jump off the table, walk over to the counter and yell "It's Zim!!" She acts like she didn't hear me and just hands me our food. "Thank आप for coming to the Krazy Taco, have a nice day" I take out my money and throw it in her face "Shut your noice tube टैको, taco human" I go back to our तालिका, टेबल and drop our खाना on it. Jen smiles, picks Gir's tacos up and hands them to him "Here आप go Gir, eat up" गिर happily starts shoving टैको, taco after टैको, taco in his mouth. Me and Jen grab a naco and eat it "Hm, they're not so bad. What do आप thin-" Dib walks in "Get down!" I push them under the तालिका, टेबल "We can't let him see us, we all ready had one seen today. I don't want Dib stink to cause another" Dib yells and pointing outside "Everyone look, a अंतरिक्ष ship!!" I glare at Dib "Dang it!" Jen looks at Dib, then at me. "What do we do now?" I start pulling at my wig "I don't know, urgh...that stupied human boy ruins everything!....Wait! I have a plan! I grab गिर and Jen's hand "Ok here's the plan, on the count of three we'll run to the ship and fly out of here before someone sees us. Ready... one....two...three..Run!!"
As we were running out the door and to the ship I hear Dib call "You're not getting away from me alien! Everyone's going to see your ship and they'll all going to finally believe me. Then you'll go to a lab and have all kinds of horrible tests!" I hear Jen call out my name and feel her hand being pulled from mine. I turn around, Jen is on the ground with Dib hold on to her feet. Jen tries to kick herself free "Dib let me go! Please stop it!" I growl at Dib "Get your hands off her, आप FILTHY STINK HUMAN!!!" I run up and kick Dib in the face. He falls back and puts his hands over his nose "OW, that hurt!! आप stupied अंतरिक्ष Boy!" I pick Jen up and jump in the ship. "Lets go Zim, hurry start the ship" I slap my forhead "Dang it!" Jen puts her hand on my shoulder looking worried. "What is it Zim, what's wrong?" "We're all out of gas remember? If we try and fly it, it will crash." Jen's face goes pale "What...what do we do now?" I take a shacky breath and look at her "We're not doing anything....But you....you're getting out of here. Jen I want आप to leave me and save yourself." She shakes her head "No....no...I'm not leaving you!" I grab her shoulders "Jen, listen to me! If आप get caught with me....I...I don't even want to think about what they'll do to you...Please Jen, just go!" Her eyes start to fell with tears "I don't care what they do to me, I'll never leave you! I can't leave आप alone to go though all the experiments." I hate seeing her cry, but see can't stay with me. "Jen...listen to me...I can make it though the experiments knowing आप are safe. Please....if आप प्यार me and if you're my friend you'll go...I can't lose you....please....JUST GO!!!"
She quickly kisses me and runs off crying. Blushing I touch my lips and with my eyes full of tears I turn to Dib. "This is all your fault, because of आप my best friend had to leave!!! I hate you!!! I पंच him in the face and he falls to the ground. "Ouch, हे what was that for!.....wait...are you....crying?" I turn away, jump in my ship and start it.....
*To Be Continued!*
Okay so I've been looking around for a mate for my boy Darike and while looking through pages upon pages of deavient art invader zim Ocs I think I've finally found a match.
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As soon as I saw her I fell in प्यार with this pairing they are just so cute together it's nauseating! X3 I'm making a pic of them together no touching या anything I don't want to do anything to his/her (I have no Idea who the creator is n_n; ) character that would offend them. Anyway I'm a break it to her and ask if they could become mates. <3
It's going to be freakin awkward to ask her/him Xc
But I'll give it a shot gotta marry off my son या what ever Irkens do. They probably do nothing and don't even have mates FTS It's my character I'll do what I want -_- *laughs evilly to self*
Whelp I'll give ya an update soon hopefully things will work out. n_n;
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As soon as I saw her I fell in प्यार with this pairing they are just so cute together it's nauseating! X3 I'm making a pic of them together no touching या anything I don't want to do anything to his/her (I have no Idea who the creator is n_n; ) character that would offend them. Anyway I'm a break it to her and ask if they could become mates. <3
It's going to be freakin awkward to ask her/him Xc
But I'll give it a shot gotta marry off my son या what ever Irkens do. They probably do nothing and don't even have mates FTS It's my character I'll do what I want -_- *laughs evilly to self*
Whelp I'll give ya an update soon hopefully things will work out. n_n;
It was a normal night. I went to go on Fanpop, but was suddenly sucked into another dimension. I got up. It was a Psychonauts/Invader Zim/Danny Phantom/Fanboy and Chum Chum/JtHM world! She stayed for a very long time.
But
they
didn't
have
Wi-Fi!
DUHN DUHN DUHN!
Then I ticked Nny off, he killed me, and I came back to life.
Naw what REALLY happened is I didn't have Internet ALL summer cuz my Pop was being stupid and got rid of it, then I moved in with my Aunt, and forgot about फैन्पॉप for a while. CUZ DA TEMPTED ME.
But
they
didn't
have
Wi-Fi!
DUHN DUHN DUHN!
Then I ticked Nny off, he killed me, and I came back to life.
Naw what REALLY happened is I didn't have Internet ALL summer cuz my Pop was being stupid and got rid of it, then I moved in with my Aunt, and forgot about फैन्पॉप for a while. CUZ DA TEMPTED ME.
Its alright because I like the way it hurts.....
My दिल has been burned. My soul has left. He left........I never thought he would do that. We changed schools. He stopped talking to me......He's with an other girl.......I hate you, don't come running back....Thanks Noah......
आप just stand there and watch me burn
I'm left, its my turn
I will never go back
Don't turn on me....I'm there
Waiting..........for your scare
आप hear me pray.....
Go away....
I hate you.
Something thats not on फैन्पॉप but I just wanted to write this.........
My दिल has been burned. My soul has left. He left........I never thought he would do that. We changed schools. He stopped talking to me......He's with an other girl.......I hate you, don't come running back....Thanks Noah......
आप just stand there and watch me burn
I'm left, its my turn
I will never go back
Don't turn on me....I'm there
Waiting..........for your scare
आप hear me pray.....
Go away....
I hate you.
Something thats not on फैन्पॉप but I just wanted to write this.........
Okay, I'm having a contest on DevaintART.com. I need picys of Zim being evil या a badboy and becoming emporer of earth, and Bim(StarBurst) marries him, making her the emperess. And, Oogie Boogie (NightMareBeforeChristmas) has adopted zim as a son.
Rules: NO PORONOS!!!
NO KILLING THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!!...except Dib XD OH OH AND TAK!!! AND OTHER ZIMFANGIRLZ!!! XD jk
NO PICS OF ZIM BEING NICE!!!!
NO PICS OF ANYONE HURTING या KILLING ZIM!!!!
Okay, i think i cleared that up. X3
Do ur best, u may use bases if u want.
Why am i doing this? I'm making a vid on यूट्यूब of Zim being the emporer of earth, i'm using the hard rock version of Toxic for background music. X3
I have not thought of a deadline, but. The winner gets a साल of free requests from me. X3
Who ever gets the most देखा गया wins. X3
Good luck.
Rules: NO PORONOS!!!
NO KILLING THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!!...except Dib XD OH OH AND TAK!!! AND OTHER ZIMFANGIRLZ!!! XD jk
NO PICS OF ZIM BEING NICE!!!!
NO PICS OF ANYONE HURTING या KILLING ZIM!!!!
Okay, i think i cleared that up. X3
Do ur best, u may use bases if u want.
Why am i doing this? I'm making a vid on यूट्यूब of Zim being the emporer of earth, i'm using the hard rock version of Toxic for background music. X3
I have not thought of a deadline, but. The winner gets a साल of free requests from me. X3
Who ever gets the most देखा गया wins. X3
Good luck.
My message: okay, the picture आप पोस्टेड came straight from my DA account. Its my photography. Why did आप steal it? I took the picture myself and आप just पोस्टेड it here. Then your accepting compliments from people when it's not even your art! I'm very upset द्वारा this! Why did आप steal MY photography?!
Her reply: WHAT ARE आप TALKING ABOUT BITCH?! I DIDNT STEAL NO ONES ART! FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR ACCUSING ME OF THIS!! I BLOCKED आप AND ANY OTHER PUSSY फ्रेंड्स आप HAVE! आप KEEP ACCUSING ME OF STEALING ART WHEN REALLY, आप चुरा लिया MINE FUCKER!!! I FUCKING HATE आप LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER! FUCK OFF आप BITCH! GO WORK A CORNER AND RUB YOUR MOLDY PUSSY ON SOMEONES HEAD! FUCKING BITCH!
I would like आप guys to write her each a response letter. Im so pissed right now, I'm actually अभिनय civilized.
Her reply: WHAT ARE आप TALKING ABOUT BITCH?! I DIDNT STEAL NO ONES ART! FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR ACCUSING ME OF THIS!! I BLOCKED आप AND ANY OTHER PUSSY फ्रेंड्स आप HAVE! आप KEEP ACCUSING ME OF STEALING ART WHEN REALLY, आप चुरा लिया MINE FUCKER!!! I FUCKING HATE आप LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER! FUCK OFF आप BITCH! GO WORK A CORNER AND RUB YOUR MOLDY PUSSY ON SOMEONES HEAD! FUCKING BITCH!
I would like आप guys to write her each a response letter. Im so pissed right now, I'm actually अभिनय civilized.