The Ultimate Craziness Article/“Rant”
DISCLAIMER: I’m a HUGE HUGE HUGE HuLi Shipper. This is a product of my crazy shipping. Please kindly forgive my french but just fuck off if you’re not, because HuLi is made of faith right now and also it’s starting to have “facts” in it. So again… Pardon my french.
Hello, this is rue0613, I hope आप don’t mind that I’m not just dropping a single cent but a whole dollar. (since I have been lacking of shot analysis because life is fucking me out, I have to somehow get some of the HuLiness piling up in my chest out)
I will state bellow the things that this “rant” is all about:
1.) The missing ring… AKA Old Hugh (involves old GQ interview, pre-House HL, pre-season-six HL, old Ferguson, Leno interviews) VS New Hugh.
2.) HL & LE ARRIVING and LEAVING together at the लोमड़ी, फॉक्स Party last May.
3.) DS and Jess as लोमड़ी, फॉक्स All तारा, स्टार where HL went MISSING!!!
4.) Random Kristin stuff, SPECIALLY the EDITTING on her article. Also Morgan’s article, “you bastard!”
5.) Season 6 finale, “Help Me.”
6.) The “Yeti”.
7.) New episode, season 7. The wonderful sea of *cough* HuLi *cough* Huddy!!!
8.) And the LANDMINE, The HuLi wonderland, TV Guide Interview, “The LAST Tango in Princeton”.
Here’s the thing, HuLi is my very first “real” couple shipping. I have shipped on-screen many many times before. From Ally X Larry, Christina X Owen etc etc, and as आप know Hameron. But this is the first time I have ever went this crazy about shipping, which is a huge deal because most of the time I don’t give a freaking crap about real life stuff, they have their own lives and they don’t owe us anything(unlike onscreen characters) to do something but something struck me about HuLi.
I’m an IMMENSELY HUGE Hugh Laurie fan, that’s for sure, and to be honest, I WAS (past tense) not really a Lisa Edelstein fan, but her अभिनय at “Help Me” really got to me. As a person that is kind of in the film business the “chemistry” I saw got me thinking, “Hugh’s married right? Then why the hell do I feel that something ‘else’ is going on?” अभिनय is acting, let me just say that. No matter how good the actor/tress is, अभिनय is acting, and I don’t mean to raise my own chair, but I know, no matter how good the actor/tress is when अभिनय is acting, but again, “Help Me” struck me because something inside my brain (which that time I WAS (past tense) NOT A HULI SHIPPER NOR A HUDDY SHIPPER) and कहा “Shhheeeezzzz, that things is too real! That can’t be just acting!” so that’s when I started to look around, fulfill my curiosity about the feeling I am getting, and I found this website, HuLi Fanpop, which I’m already aware of because I was a member of Hugh’s, House’s spot.
I was a “lucker” then. I tried not to think so much about it, nor overanalyze because as I said, I don’t give much of a crap, but hell, the लोमड़ी, फॉक्स Party where HL and LE were together told me again something, there was really someone to look at.
I have been speculating for a long time now, that something was going on in HL’s marriage, which again at that time I still wasn’t a HuLi shipper. I felt that it was going down spiral and I didn’t equate Lisa in that down spiral equation because I think this was complete between HL and his “ex”-wife, या just Hugh to be exact. As a HL प्रशंसक for 10 years now, and watching him closely since House, I somehow knew their marriage was already और than just on the rocks, it’s ending…
Now, what got me to write this article/rant was after पढ़ना the TV Guide interview, because this time, we have concrete, solid, printed, पोस्टेड proff that there is really a rumor mill to turn.
As discussed at the “main” talking spot here at HuLi, the old GQ, the HL we are seeing NOW is NOT the same as before. My reasons:
1.) To the almost most हाल का interview of HL, which is Ellen, it was the FIRST time HL did not, let me repeat, DID NOT mention anything about his “ex”-wife, which was weird because he discussed the status of his children. He did mention something about flying back and forth, and that conversation ALWAYS involved something about Jo. Please, if आप don’t believe me kindly watch old interviews.
2.) HL was (past tense) not, let me repeat, NOT comfortable with any “sexual” discussion about his onscreen stuff. Examples were (1) old Leno interviews, they talked about being a sex symbol and he upfront कहा that he hated it and all. (2) old Ferguson interviews, again, the “sex symbol”, which his loveliness, Mr. Ferguson fried HL about it with HL was completely, let me repeat, COMPLETELY ashamed and embarrassed about it, to the point that he was dodging and avoiding the discussion, and to quote he कहा “it’s ridiculous!”. But NOW my fellow sinners, from the 17 inch joke at Leno, to the “write that down”, “…he seemed certain a आग would break out right there between my...” at TV Guide. Huge change I say! That is NOT the same person, and that is a new person. HL ADMITTED several times in his old interviews how much he hated “sexual” anything about him but NOW he is embracing it.
3.) In the old GQ HL interview, the things आप may describe His Royal Hotness is “self-pity”, “self-loathing”, “self-destructive”, “undermining”, in other words NEGATIVE. His old point देखा गया to himself are always negative but NOW, making movies, glowing/sparkling/smiling, RECORDING A CD (which we all know based in the old GQ, as Mr. Fry said, HL did not like being gawked about that). The new HL is now living the live. And to compare again, at the Leno interview, he actually admitted that he IS ACCEPTING that he is famous, that the दिखाना is doing well. Where’s the old lines, “I don’t know, I still think everything will just go down and be smite down anytime द्वारा God”? Well he did say that but now, unlike before, he is ALLOWING himself to be, God forbid me for saying this, happy. For man for is a self proclaimed Calvinist, pessimist he is not अभिनय that way anymore.
To make a point, there is a HUMONGIOUS change when it comes to HL, HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE!!! I want to shout it out, HHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I want to make a point here that for a person, who is head over heels die hard in love, fangirling for 10 years, from my logon screen, to my laptop’s user icon, to my changing-HL-wallpaper-ever-three-days self that is something, and this “something” really came out, at the latter part of the six season. Indications were made at the start of the sixth season, but the screaming “HI, MY NAME IS HUGH LAURIE AND I’M A NEW MAN,” personality change really happened really just recently.
Now, to Lisa, I don’t know so many things about her. I know she was a famed NYC party girl in the late ’80, known as Lisa E, appeared in TV shows every now in then before House. I do know she had a boyfriend, but man oh man, the break up. I want to repeat what I already पोस्टेड at the “main” HuLi discussion spot here, it takes balls to break up with a guy in the MIDDLE of a vacation TOGETHER. She left the man while they were in another country. OH COME ON!!! Do आप get what I mean? Something inside her screamed that in that moment she कहा to herself, “screw it! I’m leaving his man now! I mean RIGHT NOW!” Balls my dears… balls…
Now to combine…
I do think that HL and LE has been dancing around each other for years but HL was still “soul searching”, hence my point that the complete appearance of his complete change just appeared, and that time HL was still married. Again, this is my opinion and I’m entitled to it, apologies for my french but at least give me this, I’m already an insane crazy shipper, please don’t judge me, fuck off if आप diss me about being to idealistic, but again, this is me… Again, forgive my french. What I am about to say are NOT, let me repeat, NOT facts (the information inside it ARE facts BUT my देखा गया are obviously not), just pure plain analysis and speculation:
2009
Before Paley, at the “vacation” time before the filming of the sixth season, HL was spotted, driving a car, Jo on the passenger seat, but the expression on his face was…. Hmm… ALSO he appeared in an interview with Jonathan (I don’t remember the last name). AND STILL NOT DOING SEX JOKES and COMPLETELY SHY ABOUT IT, and STILL HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST FAME … *cough* *clears throat*
Paley – For me, the first “real” appearance of HuLi.
September
- HL was still with her “ex”-wife Jo at the Emmy’s, for appearance purposes BECAUSE…
November
- … they were getting a divorce (and as mentioned at @ LL’s लेख on how divorce work at the UK it’s not easy, it’s a long grueling ordeal, which I think her time frame, if I’m not mistaken, at most 7 months). The EPIC MIA of the RING, HL after the “sudden” returning from London, which he was wearing RELIGOUSLY for the past years, can I repeat myself, RELIGIOUSLY, and went MIA… That’s really something for me.
2010
PCA – Do I have to say more???
April
- HL filmed a movie. Which before he made sure he goes back to UK to spend time with his “ex”-wife. But NOPE! In which, if the filing of the divorce did happen on November, this will be the 5th महीना since then so 2 और months until the finalization. And this time already HL was already अभिनय like a free man, if आप know what I mean…
- Lisa on Spain and ditch John. Broke his दिल to tiny little pieces and tossed it to the ज्वर भाता, ज्वालामुखी ash spreading around the clouds of Europe.
May
- (6th महीना since the “divorce filing”) HL, than to go back to UK WHICH HE HAVE DONE FOR THE PAST YEARS, spends his time on a road trip and finally do his dream of being in the संगीत business (as he mentioned his dream at The Actor’s Studio Interview).
(And of course in the middle of this the “speculations” that HL and LE got together at this time)
- The OMFG (!!!) HL & LE ARRIVING and LEAVING together at the लोमड़ी, फॉक्स Party… अभिनय very couple-ly. And this is when the HuLi rumor mill really REALLY started…
- Season 6 finale (where Lisa WAS still with John when it was filmed but something about the HL & LE said, there was something… maybe, just maybe, because that time HL was already going through the divorce and they…)
June (7th महीना since the “divorce filing”)
- HL RETURNED to UK, *cough* IN THE MIDDLE OF FILMING *cough*, when he came back to LA, smiling to the paparazzi and GLADLY दिखा रहा है his ringless left hand. For me (again NOT A FACT), his return to UK was him appearing for the finalization of his divorce, the time frame just fits too freaking well!!! The sudden return and DIDN’T even stay that long is really something. And was not ones seen with Jo, not even anytime, unlike in 2009…
June/July/August (AKA the-subtle-but-something-is-going-on months)
- The INFAMOUS Malibu pictures. Which his greatness DS कहा that they were canoddleling BETWEEN takes, I think the word he कहा was “relaxing”. Motor cycle/Cinema… (Can I mention the point that it’s still not aired “YET” even though based in the time frame were House films an episode for 9 days. Shouldn’t it have been aired द्वारा now since the time because these stuff were filmed fits the first three episodes? And the change of the शीर्षक of the first episode, the missing “sledge hammer” voicemail (remember that?) from Wilson… Prove me wrong Fox… Prove me wrong!!!)
- The “avoiding-interviews-like-the-plague” Hugh. Why oh why???Let me just say this (again), if there is nothing to hide from या nothing to hide, why hide?
- The infamous Yeti…
- Jesse slips up in the Kristin interview.
- LE अभिनय robotic and unrelaxed in interviews.
(Let us be aware that they are filming the episode, “Now What”, “Selfish”, and “Unwritten” at this time where for as we know, at “Now What” the somehow off (notice the up tones specially in the word “phone”) all-the-time-crystal-perfect-American-accent of HL (are आप distracted, Mr. Laurie?), HL’s unmechanical-too-natural-looking-stroking-hand-on-the-arm-of-Lisa, the shining eyes, LE’s too natural “you’re the most incredible man I’ve even known” (is that why आप tossed poor John’s torn-into-little -pieces दिल to the ज्वर भाता, ज्वालामुखी ashes of Europe, Ms. Edelstein?), the “I प्यार you” of HL that sounded TOOOOOOO FUCKING REAL, at “Selfish”, the noticeable not-really-Huddy-but-HuLi moments, विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें सेकंड reaction of HL before LE kissed him in front of RSL (Hey, His Royal Hotness, Hugh act amused NOT having fun and *cough* in प्यार *cough*!!!), HL’s unmechanical-too-natural-looking-stroking-hand-on-the-arm-of-Lisa (AGAIN!!!), LE’s while-House/Hugh-talked-to-the-team-running-her-hands-on-the-vain-of-his-arm-like-that’s-the-most-natural-thing-to-do-than-lie-down-still-like-what-other-actors-do action, the shining eyes, the I-think-not-on-the-script-kiss-on-the-forehead-kiss of HL to LE, HL’s naughty-naughty-eyes-as-he-looks-UNDER-the-bed-sheet, how HL looks at LE like-he-have-done-it-before, and the assurance of “Cuddy” to “House” in “Unwritten”… ain’t it fitting too fucking perfectly???)
September (EXPLODING LANDMINE month)
- Piers Morgan’s Pre-Emmy Party “you bastard!”
- A very much, alone, & ringless HL at the Emmy's.
- The “STILL-avoiding-interviews-like-the-plague” Hugh. Again, why oh why? But THIS time he attended the party BUT didn’t do an interview, which was weird for me? They’re supposed to be promoting right??? Best time for it but NOPE!!!
- The obviously-“avoiding”-each-other-in-public HL and LE.
- The NEW-IMPROVED-HAPPY-17-INCH-SEXY-GLOWING Hugh 2.0 at Leno…
- Season 7 premier… “Now What”*thud* then “Selfish”
- Lack (more like NONE) of information about his “ex”-wife in Ellen…
*drumroll*
- To लपेटें up the month, The Holy Mother of Freaking Freezing Fucking God of HuLi प्रेमी (currently, as we are waiting for और to come *wink*) the TV Guide interview (while filming an episode)… (3rd months since THE “divorce” was finalized)
"giggling and flirting”
“LE: Right. House and Cuddy have worked together but never felt handcuffed, though handcuffs are an interesting idea.
HL: Careful. I smell a land mine.
LE: Besides, this isn’t just the simple release of sexual tension.
HL: Not at all. It’s the beginning of something and actually can bring much, much greater tension than a simple release, as Lisa so bravely put it. ”
“HL: We had a bit of a suspicion, didn’t we?”
“HL: I was going to say it was like sleeping with my sister, but that just…
LE: That’s just wrong in so many ways.
HL: In so many ways. ”
“HL: And you’re doing it in front of 30 या 40 people, rather than just the two of us.”
“HL: He was a fireman, actually, and he seemed certain a आग would break out right there between my... ”
LE: Um, land mine.
“HL : It was a 17-inch laptop, द्वारा the way. Write that down. I don't want your readers to think I could get away with the 13-incher.”
“LE : It was so, so hot.
HL : Watch yourself . ”
“HL: [Folding his arms, shaking his head] There's so danger in that question, Lisa. Absolutely, there's so danger whatsoever.
LE: Oh, no, Hugh. That's not a land mine at all. ”
- First and further most THAT IS A NEW HUGH FREAKING LAURIE!!! A married man does not, let me repeat, DOES NOT, act that way!!! He was waaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to flirtly!!! And Lisa freaking played along!!!
-Yes, I do think “landmine” is a codename for “Shh…”… because THAT MEANS THERE’S SOMETHING TO SHH ABOUT!!! XD…
- I’ll kinda quote @ Bea, written/published interviews are well planned, for I have first hand experience on this. There was A LOT of time to संपादन करे this, to know which to प्रकाशित करे and which is not, and this is the best way to SCAN WHAT SUPPOSED TO BE TOLD TO THE PUBLIC. For these kinds of interviews, no body language to interpret then when being watched on a live interview, even if a slip up happens it can easily be removed, because as we all know, AND they ONLY write the लेख AFTER the interview.
- HL and LE MEANT those things to come out. They ALLOWED it to be published.
- Let me just say this, it is HARDER to take back what has been ALREADY been PUBLISHED/WRITTEN once SHOWN TO THE PUBLIC. Example, at Kristin, yes, when she added the “married” thing, that was… hmm… late??? And now the disappearing LAST QUESTION, “Finally, how had the romance between House and Cuddy changed things between आप personally? Do आप feel a little flirtier with each other या और free somehow?”, why oh why??? Damage control is much और difficult BECAUSE in how well planned this interviews are. All these things… they went through several people before it reach the glossy pages of the magazine, from the PA/Agent/Publicist of who were interviewed, to the persons to were interviewed, to the writer himself, to the editor, the to printing house, to the final mark up… AKA A LOT… that’s why a disappearing question, especially something THAT JUICY is really REALLY something. It makes it और suspicious because why remove it if it doesn’t mean anything?
- और so, they added the damage control of making HL and LE appear that they didn’t spend the summer together. BUT, still not a good “damage” control because NOW they confirmed at she’s single. Not a good way to change your resolve, TV Guide!!!
Okay, AGAIN, THESE ARE NOT FACTS (well the infos inside are) BUT MY NOTES, ANALYSIS AND SPECALATIONS!!! I DO NOT CLAIM THAT THIS IS TRUE!!! XD…
Here’s the thing with me, the rumor mill is really REALLY turning now, because something is fueling it. It’s obvious, so obvious. Let me be clear on this, I completely, utterly, with all my heart, respect HL & LE privacy, I am waiting PAITIENTLY for their announcement, like a good fan. I will never ever force it out of them, never have and never will.
I प्यार these two, SPECIALLY HUGH LAURIE, with all my heart; all I really want for them is happiness…
One और thing, can I just say, this is place (HuLi Fanpop) is a place for crazies (like me) are ALLOWED to get crazy. I mean, come on, give me (us) a break and let me (us) be crazy. I think as @ Bea said, the “regulars” who comes EVERYDAY living दिन of our lives, stop द्वारा here, I mean, we’re THAT crazy! Let us be crazy and don’t bombard us with stuff like, “we should respect them…” blah blah blah… I think everyone is with me on this, WE RESPECT THEM, THEIR PRIVACY AND THEY LIVES WITH ALL OUR INSANE HEARTS!!! We प्यार them, and in the end of it all, all we want is for them to be happy (preferably together).
Also, we KNOW what we’re doing, that’s why we ADMIT that we are SINNERS. We might be crazy, but we DON’T go out and send stuff to the HL & LE telling them to go out in public. HuLi फैन्पॉप is a place where we get opinions ABOUT HULI and get to be crazy with our fellow crazies. Here, we discuss to our hearts content knowing that we share the same predicament. So please, if you’re a HuLi-hater, या perplexedly undecided (to the point of annoyance) and just wants to be here for convincing (or not really), get the fuck out… Again, pardon for my french. But as I कहा before, being a HuLi shipper is about faith, आप don’t learn या get convinced to be faithful, आप find faith, as I did as I fell in प्यार with HuLi. I think, I hope I’m not only speaking for myself… but for me, I found this spot on MY OWN. NO ONE forced ME to join, and NO ONE asked ME to join, and SO DO YOU. NO ONE is trying to convince you, and we WON’T try to convince you, but आप are welcome (as they did when I entered this spot), with wide open arms when आप are one of us. I hope, again, I’m not speaking for myself, but I don’t really mind if they’re only a few of us, if these few are the people who really cares and understands. So again, if you’re just here to make chaos, stir us against each other, anger us, throw टिप्पणियाँ about us being stupid (I don’t want to say this but the people here are QUITE educated, have jobs/work (like me), goes to school/college/university (like me), makes thesis (again, like me), have boyfriends/relationships/husbands/children, etc, etc), या maybe just to pure plain annoy us, *rolls eyes*… don’t bother because I mean… I don’t want to repeat myself… I hope आप get my point… (Sorry, really sorry for the “random” rant, but I have to get that out of my chest because I’m so incredibly and exponentially sick of (us) defending myself/(ourselves) for nonsensical (to the point of stupidity) reasons. We are NOT hurting anyone, SPECIALLY HL & LE, and I hugely respect, accept, and in dearly प्यार everyone (HuLi-es specially) with all my crazy दिल (I mean, I won’t spend time here if I don’t प्यार this place, right?), we’re here for fun, and for companionship to our sinner-ness… AND WE DESERVE RESPECT NO MATTER WHO IT IS!!!)
*clears throat* Anyway, now… Back to topic, I know I’m a bit (maybe not so much a bit) over analyzing, but as कहा in this spot many times, we can see the smoke so FOR SURE there’s fire. These stuff (written on the time line I made) have been boggling me for sometime now (which is distracting me on my thesis… A LOT!!!) The time frame is so perfect, and with this "giggling and flirting” HL, it’s really get to me because as days go द्वारा he’s getting और and और like that.
I know, I know, we already finished talking about over analyzing, but I’m sorry (especially to @ anon) that I’m doing this. It’s just, it’s so brain whacking how everything is “falling into place”. The metaphor I’ve been thinking about this is it’s like matter… HuLi came out of thin air, आप can feel it, but not touch it, then slowly it’s liquefying as we get और and और “information”/”stuff” about them, and now, for me, it’s solidifying, because we can actually see printed prove of a changed Hugh Laurie, a newly single (from John) Lisa Edelstein. A ring, which is really missing (I’m sorry for pointing it out again), and a man PROUDLY दिखा रहा है that IT IS missing. And especially an interview that even a stupid kid would ask if something’s going on because I think ANYONE who might have read that will really think. I mean, seriously, if a person, who did know HL was (sorry, that’s how convinced I am at he’s divorced now, kill me for being this delusional) married, they would really say, “Are they together?” (Which द्वारा the way I tested on my friend, she कहा “They’re dating right?”. I almost kissed her on the lips!!!)
Okay, I better end this because I’m about to reach 4,000 words but here’s my final thought, I don’t think I won’t get THIS crazy if there is NOTHING to be crazy about. I have an incredibly busy life, to be honest, I supposed not to have time for this, but with all of this happening, I can’t help but make time, that’s how much it’s affecting me (yeah, I’m that crazy). I mean, I’m a snark and all (I think आप will notice that with the “random” rant I made), and I’m a snob most of the time, but here I am, bearing… I don’t know, something no matter how un-concrete, … somehow, I’m trying to fill in the blanks because I’M THAT CONVINCED. This is how much it’s affecting me, and this is how much I can feel about them. And being a person who is trained to know the difference on what is real and what’s not when it comes to acting, somehow, almost every night when I convince myself that, nah, there’s nothing, I can’t because that’s how real it looks to me.
Now please टिप्पणी दे bellow my fellow sinners, I hope आप understand my feelings (and not judge me… T_T…) and I really need your opinions, support, HuLi craziness right now and tell me that I shouldn’t get myself to a mental hospital right this moment…
This is rue0613 signing off…
Cheers!
(P.S. द्वारा the way I wrote this 4 o’clock in the morning, because I can’t sleep because of thinking about HuLi… *sigh*, and this whole “rant” is made of 4,195 words)
DISCLAIMER: I’m a HUGE HUGE HUGE HuLi Shipper. This is a product of my crazy shipping. Please kindly forgive my french but just fuck off if you’re not, because HuLi is made of faith right now and also it’s starting to have “facts” in it. So again… Pardon my french.
Hello, this is rue0613, I hope आप don’t mind that I’m not just dropping a single cent but a whole dollar. (since I have been lacking of shot analysis because life is fucking me out, I have to somehow get some of the HuLiness piling up in my chest out)
I will state bellow the things that this “rant” is all about:
1.) The missing ring… AKA Old Hugh (involves old GQ interview, pre-House HL, pre-season-six HL, old Ferguson, Leno interviews) VS New Hugh.
2.) HL & LE ARRIVING and LEAVING together at the लोमड़ी, फॉक्स Party last May.
3.) DS and Jess as लोमड़ी, फॉक्स All तारा, स्टार where HL went MISSING!!!
4.) Random Kristin stuff, SPECIALLY the EDITTING on her article. Also Morgan’s article, “you bastard!”
5.) Season 6 finale, “Help Me.”
6.) The “Yeti”.
7.) New episode, season 7. The wonderful sea of *cough* HuLi *cough* Huddy!!!
8.) And the LANDMINE, The HuLi wonderland, TV Guide Interview, “The LAST Tango in Princeton”.
Here’s the thing, HuLi is my very first “real” couple shipping. I have shipped on-screen many many times before. From Ally X Larry, Christina X Owen etc etc, and as आप know Hameron. But this is the first time I have ever went this crazy about shipping, which is a huge deal because most of the time I don’t give a freaking crap about real life stuff, they have their own lives and they don’t owe us anything(unlike onscreen characters) to do something but something struck me about HuLi.
I’m an IMMENSELY HUGE Hugh Laurie fan, that’s for sure, and to be honest, I WAS (past tense) not really a Lisa Edelstein fan, but her अभिनय at “Help Me” really got to me. As a person that is kind of in the film business the “chemistry” I saw got me thinking, “Hugh’s married right? Then why the hell do I feel that something ‘else’ is going on?” अभिनय is acting, let me just say that. No matter how good the actor/tress is, अभिनय is acting, and I don’t mean to raise my own chair, but I know, no matter how good the actor/tress is when अभिनय is acting, but again, “Help Me” struck me because something inside my brain (which that time I WAS (past tense) NOT A HULI SHIPPER NOR A HUDDY SHIPPER) and कहा “Shhheeeezzzz, that things is too real! That can’t be just acting!” so that’s when I started to look around, fulfill my curiosity about the feeling I am getting, and I found this website, HuLi Fanpop, which I’m already aware of because I was a member of Hugh’s, House’s spot.
I was a “lucker” then. I tried not to think so much about it, nor overanalyze because as I said, I don’t give much of a crap, but hell, the लोमड़ी, फॉक्स Party where HL and LE were together told me again something, there was really someone to look at.
I have been speculating for a long time now, that something was going on in HL’s marriage, which again at that time I still wasn’t a HuLi shipper. I felt that it was going down spiral and I didn’t equate Lisa in that down spiral equation because I think this was complete between HL and his “ex”-wife, या just Hugh to be exact. As a HL प्रशंसक for 10 years now, and watching him closely since House, I somehow knew their marriage was already और than just on the rocks, it’s ending…
Now, what got me to write this article/rant was after पढ़ना the TV Guide interview, because this time, we have concrete, solid, printed, पोस्टेड proff that there is really a rumor mill to turn.
As discussed at the “main” talking spot here at HuLi, the old GQ, the HL we are seeing NOW is NOT the same as before. My reasons:
1.) To the almost most हाल का interview of HL, which is Ellen, it was the FIRST time HL did not, let me repeat, DID NOT mention anything about his “ex”-wife, which was weird because he discussed the status of his children. He did mention something about flying back and forth, and that conversation ALWAYS involved something about Jo. Please, if आप don’t believe me kindly watch old interviews.
2.) HL was (past tense) not, let me repeat, NOT comfortable with any “sexual” discussion about his onscreen stuff. Examples were (1) old Leno interviews, they talked about being a sex symbol and he upfront कहा that he hated it and all. (2) old Ferguson interviews, again, the “sex symbol”, which his loveliness, Mr. Ferguson fried HL about it with HL was completely, let me repeat, COMPLETELY ashamed and embarrassed about it, to the point that he was dodging and avoiding the discussion, and to quote he कहा “it’s ridiculous!”. But NOW my fellow sinners, from the 17 inch joke at Leno, to the “write that down”, “…he seemed certain a आग would break out right there between my...” at TV Guide. Huge change I say! That is NOT the same person, and that is a new person. HL ADMITTED several times in his old interviews how much he hated “sexual” anything about him but NOW he is embracing it.
3.) In the old GQ HL interview, the things आप may describe His Royal Hotness is “self-pity”, “self-loathing”, “self-destructive”, “undermining”, in other words NEGATIVE. His old point देखा गया to himself are always negative but NOW, making movies, glowing/sparkling/smiling, RECORDING A CD (which we all know based in the old GQ, as Mr. Fry said, HL did not like being gawked about that). The new HL is now living the live. And to compare again, at the Leno interview, he actually admitted that he IS ACCEPTING that he is famous, that the दिखाना is doing well. Where’s the old lines, “I don’t know, I still think everything will just go down and be smite down anytime द्वारा God”? Well he did say that but now, unlike before, he is ALLOWING himself to be, God forbid me for saying this, happy. For man for is a self proclaimed Calvinist, pessimist he is not अभिनय that way anymore.
To make a point, there is a HUMONGIOUS change when it comes to HL, HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE!!! I want to shout it out, HHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I want to make a point here that for a person, who is head over heels die hard in love, fangirling for 10 years, from my logon screen, to my laptop’s user icon, to my changing-HL-wallpaper-ever-three-days self that is something, and this “something” really came out, at the latter part of the six season. Indications were made at the start of the sixth season, but the screaming “HI, MY NAME IS HUGH LAURIE AND I’M A NEW MAN,” personality change really happened really just recently.
Now, to Lisa, I don’t know so many things about her. I know she was a famed NYC party girl in the late ’80, known as Lisa E, appeared in TV shows every now in then before House. I do know she had a boyfriend, but man oh man, the break up. I want to repeat what I already पोस्टेड at the “main” HuLi discussion spot here, it takes balls to break up with a guy in the MIDDLE of a vacation TOGETHER. She left the man while they were in another country. OH COME ON!!! Do आप get what I mean? Something inside her screamed that in that moment she कहा to herself, “screw it! I’m leaving his man now! I mean RIGHT NOW!” Balls my dears… balls…
Now to combine…
I do think that HL and LE has been dancing around each other for years but HL was still “soul searching”, hence my point that the complete appearance of his complete change just appeared, and that time HL was still married. Again, this is my opinion and I’m entitled to it, apologies for my french but at least give me this, I’m already an insane crazy shipper, please don’t judge me, fuck off if आप diss me about being to idealistic, but again, this is me… Again, forgive my french. What I am about to say are NOT, let me repeat, NOT facts (the information inside it ARE facts BUT my देखा गया are obviously not), just pure plain analysis and speculation:
2009
Before Paley, at the “vacation” time before the filming of the sixth season, HL was spotted, driving a car, Jo on the passenger seat, but the expression on his face was…. Hmm… ALSO he appeared in an interview with Jonathan (I don’t remember the last name). AND STILL NOT DOING SEX JOKES and COMPLETELY SHY ABOUT IT, and STILL HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST FAME … *cough* *clears throat*
Paley – For me, the first “real” appearance of HuLi.
September
- HL was still with her “ex”-wife Jo at the Emmy’s, for appearance purposes BECAUSE…
November
- … they were getting a divorce (and as mentioned at @ LL’s लेख on how divorce work at the UK it’s not easy, it’s a long grueling ordeal, which I think her time frame, if I’m not mistaken, at most 7 months). The EPIC MIA of the RING, HL after the “sudden” returning from London, which he was wearing RELIGOUSLY for the past years, can I repeat myself, RELIGIOUSLY, and went MIA… That’s really something for me.
2010
PCA – Do I have to say more???
April
- HL filmed a movie. Which before he made sure he goes back to UK to spend time with his “ex”-wife. But NOPE! In which, if the filing of the divorce did happen on November, this will be the 5th महीना since then so 2 और months until the finalization. And this time already HL was already अभिनय like a free man, if आप know what I mean…
- Lisa on Spain and ditch John. Broke his दिल to tiny little pieces and tossed it to the ज्वर भाता, ज्वालामुखी ash spreading around the clouds of Europe.
May
- (6th महीना since the “divorce filing”) HL, than to go back to UK WHICH HE HAVE DONE FOR THE PAST YEARS, spends his time on a road trip and finally do his dream of being in the संगीत business (as he mentioned his dream at The Actor’s Studio Interview).
(And of course in the middle of this the “speculations” that HL and LE got together at this time)
- The OMFG (!!!) HL & LE ARRIVING and LEAVING together at the लोमड़ी, फॉक्स Party… अभिनय very couple-ly. And this is when the HuLi rumor mill really REALLY started…
- Season 6 finale (where Lisa WAS still with John when it was filmed but something about the HL & LE said, there was something… maybe, just maybe, because that time HL was already going through the divorce and they…)
June (7th महीना since the “divorce filing”)
- HL RETURNED to UK, *cough* IN THE MIDDLE OF FILMING *cough*, when he came back to LA, smiling to the paparazzi and GLADLY दिखा रहा है his ringless left hand. For me (again NOT A FACT), his return to UK was him appearing for the finalization of his divorce, the time frame just fits too freaking well!!! The sudden return and DIDN’T even stay that long is really something. And was not ones seen with Jo, not even anytime, unlike in 2009…
June/July/August (AKA the-subtle-but-something-is-going-on months)
- The INFAMOUS Malibu pictures. Which his greatness DS कहा that they were canoddleling BETWEEN takes, I think the word he कहा was “relaxing”. Motor cycle/Cinema… (Can I mention the point that it’s still not aired “YET” even though based in the time frame were House films an episode for 9 days. Shouldn’t it have been aired द्वारा now since the time because these stuff were filmed fits the first three episodes? And the change of the शीर्षक of the first episode, the missing “sledge hammer” voicemail (remember that?) from Wilson… Prove me wrong Fox… Prove me wrong!!!)
- The “avoiding-interviews-like-the-plague” Hugh. Why oh why???Let me just say this (again), if there is nothing to hide from या nothing to hide, why hide?
- The infamous Yeti…
- Jesse slips up in the Kristin interview.
- LE अभिनय robotic and unrelaxed in interviews.
(Let us be aware that they are filming the episode, “Now What”, “Selfish”, and “Unwritten” at this time where for as we know, at “Now What” the somehow off (notice the up tones specially in the word “phone”) all-the-time-crystal-perfect-American-accent of HL (are आप distracted, Mr. Laurie?), HL’s unmechanical-too-natural-looking-stroking-hand-on-the-arm-of-Lisa, the shining eyes, LE’s too natural “you’re the most incredible man I’ve even known” (is that why आप tossed poor John’s torn-into-little -pieces दिल to the ज्वर भाता, ज्वालामुखी ashes of Europe, Ms. Edelstein?), the “I प्यार you” of HL that sounded TOOOOOOO FUCKING REAL, at “Selfish”, the noticeable not-really-Huddy-but-HuLi moments, विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें सेकंड reaction of HL before LE kissed him in front of RSL (Hey, His Royal Hotness, Hugh act amused NOT having fun and *cough* in प्यार *cough*!!!), HL’s unmechanical-too-natural-looking-stroking-hand-on-the-arm-of-Lisa (AGAIN!!!), LE’s while-House/Hugh-talked-to-the-team-running-her-hands-on-the-vain-of-his-arm-like-that’s-the-most-natural-thing-to-do-than-lie-down-still-like-what-other-actors-do action, the shining eyes, the I-think-not-on-the-script-kiss-on-the-forehead-kiss of HL to LE, HL’s naughty-naughty-eyes-as-he-looks-UNDER-the-bed-sheet, how HL looks at LE like-he-have-done-it-before, and the assurance of “Cuddy” to “House” in “Unwritten”… ain’t it fitting too fucking perfectly???)
September (EXPLODING LANDMINE month)
- Piers Morgan’s Pre-Emmy Party “you bastard!”
- A very much, alone, & ringless HL at the Emmy's.
- The “STILL-avoiding-interviews-like-the-plague” Hugh. Again, why oh why? But THIS time he attended the party BUT didn’t do an interview, which was weird for me? They’re supposed to be promoting right??? Best time for it but NOPE!!!
- The obviously-“avoiding”-each-other-in-public HL and LE.
- The NEW-IMPROVED-HAPPY-17-INCH-SEXY-GLOWING Hugh 2.0 at Leno…
- Season 7 premier… “Now What”*thud* then “Selfish”
- Lack (more like NONE) of information about his “ex”-wife in Ellen…
*drumroll*
- To लपेटें up the month, The Holy Mother of Freaking Freezing Fucking God of HuLi प्रेमी (currently, as we are waiting for और to come *wink*) the TV Guide interview (while filming an episode)… (3rd months since THE “divorce” was finalized)
"giggling and flirting”
“LE: Right. House and Cuddy have worked together but never felt handcuffed, though handcuffs are an interesting idea.
HL: Careful. I smell a land mine.
LE: Besides, this isn’t just the simple release of sexual tension.
HL: Not at all. It’s the beginning of something and actually can bring much, much greater tension than a simple release, as Lisa so bravely put it. ”
“HL: We had a bit of a suspicion, didn’t we?”
“HL: I was going to say it was like sleeping with my sister, but that just…
LE: That’s just wrong in so many ways.
HL: In so many ways. ”
“HL: And you’re doing it in front of 30 या 40 people, rather than just the two of us.”
“HL: He was a fireman, actually, and he seemed certain a आग would break out right there between my... ”
LE: Um, land mine.
“HL : It was a 17-inch laptop, द्वारा the way. Write that down. I don't want your readers to think I could get away with the 13-incher.”
“LE : It was so, so hot.
HL : Watch yourself . ”
“HL: [Folding his arms, shaking his head] There's so danger in that question, Lisa. Absolutely, there's so danger whatsoever.
LE: Oh, no, Hugh. That's not a land mine at all. ”
- First and further most THAT IS A NEW HUGH FREAKING LAURIE!!! A married man does not, let me repeat, DOES NOT, act that way!!! He was waaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to flirtly!!! And Lisa freaking played along!!!
-Yes, I do think “landmine” is a codename for “Shh…”… because THAT MEANS THERE’S SOMETHING TO SHH ABOUT!!! XD…
- I’ll kinda quote @ Bea, written/published interviews are well planned, for I have first hand experience on this. There was A LOT of time to संपादन करे this, to know which to प्रकाशित करे and which is not, and this is the best way to SCAN WHAT SUPPOSED TO BE TOLD TO THE PUBLIC. For these kinds of interviews, no body language to interpret then when being watched on a live interview, even if a slip up happens it can easily be removed, because as we all know, AND they ONLY write the लेख AFTER the interview.
- HL and LE MEANT those things to come out. They ALLOWED it to be published.
- Let me just say this, it is HARDER to take back what has been ALREADY been PUBLISHED/WRITTEN once SHOWN TO THE PUBLIC. Example, at Kristin, yes, when she added the “married” thing, that was… hmm… late??? And now the disappearing LAST QUESTION, “Finally, how had the romance between House and Cuddy changed things between आप personally? Do आप feel a little flirtier with each other या और free somehow?”, why oh why??? Damage control is much और difficult BECAUSE in how well planned this interviews are. All these things… they went through several people before it reach the glossy pages of the magazine, from the PA/Agent/Publicist of who were interviewed, to the persons to were interviewed, to the writer himself, to the editor, the to printing house, to the final mark up… AKA A LOT… that’s why a disappearing question, especially something THAT JUICY is really REALLY something. It makes it और suspicious because why remove it if it doesn’t mean anything?
- और so, they added the damage control of making HL and LE appear that they didn’t spend the summer together. BUT, still not a good “damage” control because NOW they confirmed at she’s single. Not a good way to change your resolve, TV Guide!!!
Okay, AGAIN, THESE ARE NOT FACTS (well the infos inside are) BUT MY NOTES, ANALYSIS AND SPECALATIONS!!! I DO NOT CLAIM THAT THIS IS TRUE!!! XD…
Here’s the thing with me, the rumor mill is really REALLY turning now, because something is fueling it. It’s obvious, so obvious. Let me be clear on this, I completely, utterly, with all my heart, respect HL & LE privacy, I am waiting PAITIENTLY for their announcement, like a good fan. I will never ever force it out of them, never have and never will.
I प्यार these two, SPECIALLY HUGH LAURIE, with all my heart; all I really want for them is happiness…
One और thing, can I just say, this is place (HuLi Fanpop) is a place for crazies (like me) are ALLOWED to get crazy. I mean, come on, give me (us) a break and let me (us) be crazy. I think as @ Bea said, the “regulars” who comes EVERYDAY living दिन of our lives, stop द्वारा here, I mean, we’re THAT crazy! Let us be crazy and don’t bombard us with stuff like, “we should respect them…” blah blah blah… I think everyone is with me on this, WE RESPECT THEM, THEIR PRIVACY AND THEY LIVES WITH ALL OUR INSANE HEARTS!!! We प्यार them, and in the end of it all, all we want is for them to be happy (preferably together).
Also, we KNOW what we’re doing, that’s why we ADMIT that we are SINNERS. We might be crazy, but we DON’T go out and send stuff to the HL & LE telling them to go out in public. HuLi फैन्पॉप is a place where we get opinions ABOUT HULI and get to be crazy with our fellow crazies. Here, we discuss to our hearts content knowing that we share the same predicament. So please, if you’re a HuLi-hater, या perplexedly undecided (to the point of annoyance) and just wants to be here for convincing (or not really), get the fuck out… Again, pardon for my french. But as I कहा before, being a HuLi shipper is about faith, आप don’t learn या get convinced to be faithful, आप find faith, as I did as I fell in प्यार with HuLi. I think, I hope I’m not only speaking for myself… but for me, I found this spot on MY OWN. NO ONE forced ME to join, and NO ONE asked ME to join, and SO DO YOU. NO ONE is trying to convince you, and we WON’T try to convince you, but आप are welcome (as they did when I entered this spot), with wide open arms when आप are one of us. I hope, again, I’m not speaking for myself, but I don’t really mind if they’re only a few of us, if these few are the people who really cares and understands. So again, if you’re just here to make chaos, stir us against each other, anger us, throw टिप्पणियाँ about us being stupid (I don’t want to say this but the people here are QUITE educated, have jobs/work (like me), goes to school/college/university (like me), makes thesis (again, like me), have boyfriends/relationships/husbands/children, etc, etc), या maybe just to pure plain annoy us, *rolls eyes*… don’t bother because I mean… I don’t want to repeat myself… I hope आप get my point… (Sorry, really sorry for the “random” rant, but I have to get that out of my chest because I’m so incredibly and exponentially sick of (us) defending myself/(ourselves) for nonsensical (to the point of stupidity) reasons. We are NOT hurting anyone, SPECIALLY HL & LE, and I hugely respect, accept, and in dearly प्यार everyone (HuLi-es specially) with all my crazy दिल (I mean, I won’t spend time here if I don’t प्यार this place, right?), we’re here for fun, and for companionship to our sinner-ness… AND WE DESERVE RESPECT NO MATTER WHO IT IS!!!)
*clears throat* Anyway, now… Back to topic, I know I’m a bit (maybe not so much a bit) over analyzing, but as कहा in this spot many times, we can see the smoke so FOR SURE there’s fire. These stuff (written on the time line I made) have been boggling me for sometime now (which is distracting me on my thesis… A LOT!!!) The time frame is so perfect, and with this "giggling and flirting” HL, it’s really get to me because as days go द्वारा he’s getting और and और like that.
I know, I know, we already finished talking about over analyzing, but I’m sorry (especially to @ anon) that I’m doing this. It’s just, it’s so brain whacking how everything is “falling into place”. The metaphor I’ve been thinking about this is it’s like matter… HuLi came out of thin air, आप can feel it, but not touch it, then slowly it’s liquefying as we get और and और “information”/”stuff” about them, and now, for me, it’s solidifying, because we can actually see printed prove of a changed Hugh Laurie, a newly single (from John) Lisa Edelstein. A ring, which is really missing (I’m sorry for pointing it out again), and a man PROUDLY दिखा रहा है that IT IS missing. And especially an interview that even a stupid kid would ask if something’s going on because I think ANYONE who might have read that will really think. I mean, seriously, if a person, who did know HL was (sorry, that’s how convinced I am at he’s divorced now, kill me for being this delusional) married, they would really say, “Are they together?” (Which द्वारा the way I tested on my friend, she कहा “They’re dating right?”. I almost kissed her on the lips!!!)
Okay, I better end this because I’m about to reach 4,000 words but here’s my final thought, I don’t think I won’t get THIS crazy if there is NOTHING to be crazy about. I have an incredibly busy life, to be honest, I supposed not to have time for this, but with all of this happening, I can’t help but make time, that’s how much it’s affecting me (yeah, I’m that crazy). I mean, I’m a snark and all (I think आप will notice that with the “random” rant I made), and I’m a snob most of the time, but here I am, bearing… I don’t know, something no matter how un-concrete, … somehow, I’m trying to fill in the blanks because I’M THAT CONVINCED. This is how much it’s affecting me, and this is how much I can feel about them. And being a person who is trained to know the difference on what is real and what’s not when it comes to acting, somehow, almost every night when I convince myself that, nah, there’s nothing, I can’t because that’s how real it looks to me.
Now please टिप्पणी दे bellow my fellow sinners, I hope आप understand my feelings (and not judge me… T_T…) and I really need your opinions, support, HuLi craziness right now and tell me that I shouldn’t get myself to a mental hospital right this moment…
This is rue0613 signing off…
Cheers!
(P.S. द्वारा the way I wrote this 4 o’clock in the morning, because I can’t sleep because of thinking about HuLi… *sigh*, and this whole “rant” is made of 4,195 words)