After House had left, he went back to his dorm. House was suprised to find that Tom and Rachel were not his dorm, it was a good suprise though. He didnt want to walk in on Tom butt naked with Rachel. That would be a horrifying sight. House went into his bathroom and took a shower. Needless to say, he thought about Lisa while he was taking a shower. After thinking about Lisa he was getting aroused, so he figured he better stop. He then quickly got out of the शावर, शॉवर and went to his closet to get some clothes. He put some clothes on, grabbed his पुस्तकें to study, and headed out the door. He walked around the campus for a little bit, then found a bench to sit on and study. Two hours had passed, and he was still going at it. Lisa was walking with a boy from one of her classes, he was discently good looking. The bad thing was, she was infront of House. She was from afar, but anyone could tell it was Lisa even House. House happened to look up and see her and the guy.
House put his book on the bench and headed over there. While he was walking, he needed to come up with a cunning plan to get this guy. At that time he sees two guys passing football. He goes up to the two guys.
House-"Hey, Im Greg." He कहा anxiously.
Guy #1-"Uh, hi Greg?
House-"I need to borrow that football."
Guy #1-"Get your own!"
House-"I'll give आप five bucks for it." He कहा as he kept looking at Lisa and the boy, making sure they were still there.
The other guy interrupted.
Guy #2-"Twenty bucks!"
House-"Thats ridiculous!"
Guy #1-"Do आप want the football या not?!"
House looked at Lisa and the boy.
House-"Fine, just give me the damn football!"
House then gave the बिना सोचे समझे guys twenty dollars.
Guy #1 and Guy #2-"Thanks!"
House कहा nothing back.
Guy #1-"What an ass.."
Guy #2-"Yep."
House was speed walking, he found a पेड़ to hide behind. He made sure he was at good distance but still close enough to get good aim. He walked out from behind the tree, then aiming at the guy. He then threw the football as hard as he could. The football flew in the air, until it finally hit the boy एक प्रकार का जहाज़ dab in the head. The boy fell to the ground, he was passed out cold.
Lisa-"Oh my God!"
House-"YES!" he screamed.
Lisa looked around.
House-"Oh shit.."
House then कबूतर behind the tree. Lisa didnt seem him, luckily.
Lisa dropped to the ground, trying to get the guy to wake up. It was no use, the guy would be out for a while. House then started walking towards Lisa, trying to act like nothing was going on. He walked right to Lisa.
House-"OH MY GOD? WHAT HAPPENED?" He pretended to act suprised and widened his eyes.
Lisa-"I dont know! Someone threw a football, and it him."
House-"Really!? Wow, people need to be और careful." House bit his lip to make him not laugh.
House-"So, who is him?"
Lisa-"His name is William." As she stared down at him.
House-"Are आप interested in him?"
Lisa-"House he's my cousin आप moron."
House-"Are आप serious?"
Lisa-"No im lieing, of course im serious."
House-"You know some people are really crazy these days. Its a shame." House again biting his lip trying not to laugh.
TO BE CONTINUED.
House put his book on the bench and headed over there. While he was walking, he needed to come up with a cunning plan to get this guy. At that time he sees two guys passing football. He goes up to the two guys.
House-"Hey, Im Greg." He कहा anxiously.
Guy #1-"Uh, hi Greg?
House-"I need to borrow that football."
Guy #1-"Get your own!"
House-"I'll give आप five bucks for it." He कहा as he kept looking at Lisa and the boy, making sure they were still there.
The other guy interrupted.
Guy #2-"Twenty bucks!"
House-"Thats ridiculous!"
Guy #1-"Do आप want the football या not?!"
House looked at Lisa and the boy.
House-"Fine, just give me the damn football!"
House then gave the बिना सोचे समझे guys twenty dollars.
Guy #1 and Guy #2-"Thanks!"
House कहा nothing back.
Guy #1-"What an ass.."
Guy #2-"Yep."
House was speed walking, he found a पेड़ to hide behind. He made sure he was at good distance but still close enough to get good aim. He walked out from behind the tree, then aiming at the guy. He then threw the football as hard as he could. The football flew in the air, until it finally hit the boy एक प्रकार का जहाज़ dab in the head. The boy fell to the ground, he was passed out cold.
Lisa-"Oh my God!"
House-"YES!" he screamed.
Lisa looked around.
House-"Oh shit.."
House then कबूतर behind the tree. Lisa didnt seem him, luckily.
Lisa dropped to the ground, trying to get the guy to wake up. It was no use, the guy would be out for a while. House then started walking towards Lisa, trying to act like nothing was going on. He walked right to Lisa.
House-"OH MY GOD? WHAT HAPPENED?" He pretended to act suprised and widened his eyes.
Lisa-"I dont know! Someone threw a football, and it him."
House-"Really!? Wow, people need to be और careful." House bit his lip to make him not laugh.
House-"So, who is him?"
Lisa-"His name is William." As she stared down at him.
House-"Are आप interested in him?"
Lisa-"House he's my cousin आप moron."
House-"Are आप serious?"
Lisa-"No im lieing, of course im serious."
House-"You know some people are really crazy these days. Its a shame." House again biting his lip trying not to laugh.
TO BE CONTINUED.