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Barney: Was that chick at the end really a client?

Ted: I'm gonna do what that guy couldn't, I'm gonna take the plunge... Well, I guess that's not a perfect metaphor since... for me it's falling in प्यार and for him it's... death.
Barney: Actually, that is a perfect metaphor.

Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out. We're gonna meet some ladies, it's gonna be *legendary*. Phone-five!
[slaps cell-phone]
Barney: आप didn't phone-five, did you?
[pause]
Barney: I know when आप don't phone-five Ted.

Ted: हे Barney,...