So this मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन vs. जाम joke...?

okay it goes roughly like this (altered to make it और फैन्पॉप compatible)
guy to girl: whats the difference between मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and jam?
i can't peanutbutter my privates up your erm other type of privates
...now either गूगल and read the real version या think of cruder words for male privates..and think along the lines of back entrance for the girl.
this also comes in different versions of shoving parts down throats etc..be creative! :P

The punchline I heard was "you can't मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन your dick up someone's ass." an epitome of classy humor that I personally found freaking hilarious. ;)

आप can गूगल it. The answer is out there and easy enough to find, but I don't think it's appropriate to put on here. haha

The punchline is, "I can't मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन my c**k up your ass!" Because he can जाम it up there!

I heard a version of this joke years ago. The cleanest I can write it here is: "Jam doesn't look like poo when u eat it out of a girl's ***hole"

Either way, I प्यार the irony of the man with one of the filthiest mouths in comedy saying that this is the dirtiest joke he ever heard. I wonder what Ted would think of Bob saget's version of "The Aristocrats" :P

based on a real sandwich

I'll modify it for you.
आप can't peanutbutter a pencil through a pencil sharpener.

I can't मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन my dick up your ass

आप can't मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन your d*** up her a**

its a real joke, its whats the difference between मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and jam? the aNSWER: i cant मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन my dick up ur ass.... think about it..

I have just heard about that joke recently, It is I can't मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन my dick up your ass! :p

Yes it is a real joke, but of the not सुरक्षित for work (nsfw) variety. Basically it goes "What's the difference between मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and jam?" and the answer is "I can't मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन my dick up your *ss"

I can't मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन my dick up आप ass

It really exists. But it's a very brutal joke. ;) If आप have to know here आप go: "What's the difference between मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and jam? आप cannot मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन someone's ass." ;)

this is true because my boyfriend told it to me and it was so funny i asked him if it would work and if he could try it on me

ooo its exsist

"I can't मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन my dick in your ass"

I can't मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन my dick in her ass