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Dr. Gregory House
Dr.Gregory House

“I teach आप to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned आप wait in line?”

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if आप jumble it up.”

“So what's your plan? आप take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks to you, you're psychotic."

"Treating illness is why we became doctors. Treating patients is actually what makes most doctors miserable."

"Truth begins in lies"

"Humanity is overrated"

"Reality is almost always wrong"

"It's one of the great tragedies of life — something always changes."

"I was never that great at math, but अगला to nothing is higher than nothing, right?"

"There is not a thin line between प्यार and hate. There is - in fact - a Great दीवार of China with armed sentries पोस्टेड every 20 feet between प्यार and hate."

(to Foreman) "So your solution is to give me drugs?"


Dr.Lisa Cuddy


"It takes two department heads to treat shortness of breath? What, do the complications increase exponentially with cup size?" (from Fidelity)

"Is your yelling designed to scare me because I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be scared of. और yelling? That's not scary. That you're gonna hurt me? That's scary, but I'm pretty sure I can out run you."

"When I hired you, I knew आप were insane. I will continue to try and stop आप from doing insane things, but once they're done, trying to convince an insane person not to do insane things is, in itself, insane. So when I hired you, I also set aside fifty thousand a साल for legal expenses. So far, you've come in under budget."
 Dr.Lisa Cuddy
Dr.Lisa Cuddy

House: Right rudder. Bank, bank, bank!
Cuddy: Good coffee? The rest of this hospital is busting its tail and you're...
[House's eyes get really wide, and he covers them with his folder]
Cuddy: What are आप doing?
House: Trying to think of anything except the produce department at Whole Foods.
[Wilson smirks]
Cuddy: I am working. It got hot. Stop अभिनय like a 13-year-old!
House: Sorry. आप just don't normally see breasts like that on Deans of Medicine.
[Wilson tries to look anywhere except at Cuddy's chest]
Cuddy: Women can't be heads of hospitals? या just ugly ones?
House: No, they can be babes. It's just आप don't normally get to see their fun bags.

Cuddy: ...working with people actually makes आप a better doctor.
House: When did I sign up for that course?
Cuddy: When did I give आप the impression that I care?
House: Working in this clinic obviously instills a deep sense of compassion. (He threatens her) I've got your घर number, right? In case anything comes up at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Cuddy: It's not going to work. आप know why? Because this is fun. आप think of something to make me miserable, I think of something to make आप miserable: it's a game! And I'm going to win, because I've got a head start. आप are already miserable.

House: See, this is why I don't waste money on shrinks, cause आप give me all these really great insights for free.
Cuddy: Shrink. If आप would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake.

House: (complaining about having to teach a course) Why is it always me?
Cuddy: Because the world hates you. या because it's a class on diagnostics. Pick whatever reason feeds your narcissism better.

We're going to a gallery; we're not getting married.

House, I'm not in heat.

Then हटाइए on to your secret, secret, secret stash

Cuddy: Where did आप come from?
House: Apes, if आप believe the Democrats.

Dr.Eric Foreman

"You thought he was being poisoned द्वारा hemlock? Dr. Euripides tell आप to check for that?" (from Mob Rules)
 Dr. Eric Foreman
Dr. Eric Foreman

"House doesn't break rules, he ignores them!"

"When we see a disease rushing down on someone like a train, we can't always get them out of the way!" (From House Training)

(To House)" I did what आप would have."..."I hate that I can listen to a kid scream in pain and not even take a moment to सवाल if I'm doing the right thing. I hate that in order to be like आप as a doctor I have to be like आप as a human being. don't want to turn into you."


Dr.James Wilson

"I lied. I've been lying to आप in increasing amounts ever since I told आप आप looked good unshaved, a साल ago. It's a little experiment, आप know, see where आप draw the line." (from Daddy's Boy)

"You ever tighten a गिटार string really, really slowly? Past the point it can handle the strain? It makes this weird sound, almost like a scream...eeeeeeeh!" (from Alone)

"Dying's easy; living's hard." (from Games)
 Dr.James Wilson
Dr.James Wilson

Get a hooker; anything." (from Distractions)

"Why not? Why not तारीख, दिनांक you? It's brilliant! We've known each other for years, put up with all kinds of crap from each other, and we keep coming back. We're a couple!" (from Don't Ever Change)

"C'est la vie. And I use the French because you're an a**." (from Don't Ever Change)

"She कहा she cares about other people? What a poseur." (from Frozen)

"The health department; they frown on topless oncology." (from Frozen)

Foreman: "We need to stop retracing our steps and...get ahead of this thing" (small pause) Wilson: "House! You've tanned!"

"I met someone who... made me feel... funny. Good. And I didn't want to let that feeling go."(after Cameron's reply, "You'd be surprised what आप can live with" (from Spin)

"(To House) Either that's real guilt या I've got to see this woman" (from Ugly)

"I'm not on antidepressants. I'm on speeeed!" (from Resignation)


Dr.Allison Cameron

"Sex could kill you. Do आप know what the human body goes through when आप have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, दिल races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy, and if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago." (from Occam's Razor)
 Dr.Allison Cameron
Dr.Allison Cameron


I still think true Love's out there it's just very far away. Possibly in another galaxy. We may need to develop faster than light travel before we can make contact.

आप can't control your emotions...just your actions.

"I'm hitting that and it's totally hot."


Dr.Rober Chase

"No lesions, no aneurysms. Ironically, the mind of a killer looks completely normal." (from Acceptance)
 Dr.Robert Chase
Dr.Robert Chase
        


Dr.Lawrence Kutner

"Ugly" - (Talking to the patient) "I was doing drugs behind my father's back at your age and I had a lot less reason to be.... Not that your life must be miserable.... Not that I am suggesting आप should be doing drugs!"
 Dr.Lawrence Kutner
Dr.Lawrence Kutner

4x02, "The Right Stuff" - "Her दिल is beating." (After he just lit the patient on आग because he used the defibrillators in a hyperbaric chamber.)

4x05, "Mirror Mirror" - "I'm not a masochist. I just like experience if it's new its interesting. I'm just easily bored."

4x10, "It's a Wonderful Lie" - "Can we do a Secret Santa?"

4x11, "Frozen" - "NO!!!!" (Kutner actually stood up to House)    


Dr.Chris Taub

House Episode 4x04, "Guardian Angels" - "This game is insane."

House Episode4x12, "Don't Ever Change" - "Look, she's nuts, but we can't just give her ten CCs of atheism and send her home."
House Episode 4x07, "Ugly" - House: "You're not pretty enough to be an idiot, but आप must know that द्वारा now which means आप just want to do an LP so आप can look for inter-cranial pressure."
 Dr.Chris Taub
Dr.Chris Taub

House Episode 4x07/4x10, "Ugly/ It's A Wonderful Lie"- "We need to intibate!" (He has कहा that at least 3 times in different episodes)

"Just because we're in a bedroom alone together and I'm laying down doesn't mean we have to get deep."

Dr.Remy Hadley

House Episode 4x08, "You Don't Want to Know" - "You don't know because I don't know!" (Referring to whether she has the Huntington's Chorea her mother died from)
 Dr.Remy Hadley
Dr.Remy Hadley

House Episode 4x12, "Don't Ever Change" - "No one can describe themselves in ten words, why would we want to hear anyone else do it?"

House Episode 4x14. "Living the Dream" - "I think I dated that nurse....wait, no, not her."

House Episode 4x08. "You Don't Want To Know " - "Yeah, I’ve been here for eight weeks ‘cause my subscription to Masochism Weekly ran out".
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Season 5 Cast
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First of all.. lemme say it has been a while since I reviewed a whole ep generally. I always tend to settle down on discussing how Huddy is progressing (or rather, not progressing) in the eps. :P
I wonder why is that XDDD

Anyway, I just loved this episode! It spoke volumes!
It actually took my breath away at times!
(and don't jump to any conclusions, it has nothing to do with House being naked XD )


First, let's focus on the, what आप would think, not so important patient's (William's) story.
We see a man, a knight, willing to give his 'life' for his queen. And not just life. He is willing to let...
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posted by ToriH389
Lollipop Isues

Liz-hello...r u doctor house
House-yes...wat do u want...and make it quick
Liz-well...I'm liz and I'm your daughter....
House-u can't be...who's your mother..
Liz-stacy warner....why...
House-oh my god....u r my kid...but why r u here...
Liz-my mom kicked me out.....
House-why....
Liz-reasons....if u don't wan me than I will just leave......
House-wait.....u can stay...but tell me why she kicked आप out....
Liz-I'm pregnant.....r u happy now....
House-who's the father...
Liz-this guy named...Lucas.....
House-what does he do for a living...
Liz-he's a PI....why...
House-I'll be back.....
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First this लेख contains a LOT o spoiler but it isn't about spoilers! So stop पढ़ना if आप don't want to get spoiled










Hey ya House MD Fans! Long since I wrote an लेख here! First of all: if after पढ़ना this little लेख आप feel like bashing me, nehhh go ahead I can take it! And सेकंड of all: try not to because it’s not nice.

Ok so the big question, what the heck are आप लेखन about this time?

I’m talking about THE kiss. Dun धुंधला काले रंग, डुन, डन धुंधला काले रंग, डुन, डन Daaaaannnn!!! Really I’m talking about it because GOSH! Would आप please chill out?
Why should I chill out? Didn’t आप see the promo she kissed...
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-Anusha
-AmberRocks
-Babybell
-Cuddles
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-Oldmovie
-Olivine
-PLH




Oldmovie took a झाड़ू and waved it. Everyone in the little room stopped talking and looked at her.
Oldmovie cleared her throat. "So... with this I, the king of Huddy, start the first official secret Huddy meeting!"
"Official..secret..??", Enjoyhuddy murmured confused.
"Why are आप the Huddy King??", someone complained. It was Babybell.
"Because I am the Huddy king and Cuddles is the Huddy queen. Everyone knows that.", Oldmovie answered.
"Good argument.", Anusha said.
"Why does this...
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I wrote another Fanfic
I would like to thank Immunity for inspiring me. ^^
Oh there are no nuclear imaging.House broke all of the nuclear imaging.
The song I chose for the end of this episode is pretty random.I doubt it matches the ending.
I gave Chase और screen time
I think some of our प्रिय doctors are out of characters.
A small appearance द्वारा Wilson.
Sorry Wilson <3
Last but not least...
ENJOY IT :D




[open to a PPTH recovery room]
[8 adults,3 elders,4 teens,and 3 children are in the room]
[Recovering patient is on a hospital bed]

Kelsey(the recovering patient):You guys I'm fine!
[Kelsey smiles]
Andrea(Kelsey's...
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