Ok so this is a fanfiction about House/ Wilson friendship and Huddy, but I'm not really sure.
English is not my first language so please be gentle if I make mistakes...
Btw I think it doesn't have sense..
"3 OF DIAMONDS"
"Damn Wilson, आप won...."
Here they were, House and Wilson playing some kind of stupid game just because House was getting bored.
This smart नितंब, गधा decided to play a new game with Wilson, somehing like strip poker(well, not so much of poker, but I can't say the same thing about the strip part)just to make Wilson feel uncomfortable.If he won, Wilson had to give him 1000 $ first and then , go all around the hospital shouting "House is a sex-bomb, an endless sex machine and if आप don't believe me, ask all the hookers here in Princeton!!!" he was already smirking when the thought of the whole hospitl staff coming near Wilson and ask him how the hell did he know about what the hookers say).
But if Wilson was the one who won, House had to go to Cuddy and triplicate his Clinic hours first , and then do something nice for her.
And evertime one of them लॉस्ट a round( not the whole game), he had to keep one of his clothe off(this is why I कहा "the strip part").
And now there they were, semi- naked in House's office with blinds closed at 2 in the morning (am).
House was only wearing his boxers while Wilson was wearing his shirt, बॉक्सर and only one sock.
"You 're not Wilson" कहा House.
"Oh no, you're right!!I'm that famous guy that plays an hamburger in that also famous TV commercial.Why?"
"Because the real Wilson would have लॉस्ट in about 5 minutes, no wait, in 5 सेकंड्स and then would have कहा something like " I'll not play with आप anymore , House, because आप always win, IT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR"" he faked Wilson's voice.
"What can I say tonight , the luck was with me" he replied .Then he stared at his friend and कहा "Now आप go to Cuddy. She's in her office."
"She's still in her office?Sorry ,damn question.She's always in her office, especially theese days...I'm wondering what she's doing , always typing on her keyboard. Do आप think she's the boss of a "Porn chat"?"
"OK OK Jimmy,I'm going , let me at least wear my T-shirt, या I'll get her a दिल attack!You know Jimmy, I'm too sexy!"
And with that he exited his office after putting his कमीज, शर्ट on.
While waking through the hallway, he didn' t care about the hospital staff seeing him in only his boxers and shirt. He saw a nurse looking at him shocked,so he कहा "What?! Are आप jealous?"
But he kept thinking about what was Cuddy typing on her keyboard all the time:he was really interested.And an idea came into his mind...
"Cuddles!!!"he shouted, entering her office.
She looked up from the screen to reply at him,but then she saw what he was wearing , या better, what he was NOT wearing .
"Are आप high??Didn't आप know that alcohol and vicodin are not good friends?"said Cuddy a little shocked.
"You're right Cuddy , I'm high... on you..."OHHHHH, what a great idea !!he thought.
And with that, he walked towards her डेस्क and went right अगला to her.
"House !?!?What are आप ...." he kissed her.
At first a gentle peck on the lips, but then it began और passionately.
Cuddy was completely shocked.But then she closed her eyes and kissed him back.
This time was House 's turn to be shocked.
But with that he took a chance to see what she was लेखन on her screen.
Two सेकंड्स later he pull away from her and began to laugh out loud.Cudy gave him a questioning look and he,stil laughing but trying to stop it, pointed to the screen.
Cuddy, understanding why he ws laughing so hard, began to blush.
"You're not satisfied with the Dereck/Meredith relationship so आप write a Dereck/Addison fanfiction??I know that even doctors have their obsessions but..."
And with that he left her office, laughing ot loud, letting Cuddy stay there, blushing.