Maybe. I am possessive OF Kiefer. Like nobody can say anything bad about him, but then nobody can say anything overtly sexual about him either or I will cut a bitch. 'Did I GIVE you permission to ogle? No I didn't think so. Sit the fuck down.' Yeah.
I am SO tired! They make us stay up till like 12 and then say wake up 5:30. And thiz weekend is supposed to be about fun.
How has everyonee been since I was away?
Okay so for anyone who was interested in Masters of Horror, I've been watching a few episodes every night and I figured I'd mention them. I'm gonna rank them in order of how much I liked them.
Incident On and Off a Mountain Road - 10/10
Still the shining star of the series, and probably will forever be.
Valerie On the Stairs - 9/10
Almost had a 10, awesome episode with a very interesting story...but a couple things were unexplained.
Family - 7/10
Pretty funny episode, though I saw the twist coming a mile away!
The Screwfly Solution - 7/10
Would have been higher if it weren't for the last 15 minutes or so. Interesting premise but the ending came out of nowhere and makes NO sense.
Dreams in the Witch House - 4/10
Meh. More humor than comedy, but I wasn't laughing that much.
The Washingtonians - 3/10
It could have been awesome had it not been super slow to start and other things. I like the idea of Washington having been a cannibal (not a spoiler, it's a known fact about the episode) but it just went nowhere.
Dance of the Dead - 0/10
Ugh I hated this episode. Sad because it has 3 actors I REALLY like - Jessica Lowndes, Jonathan Tucker, & Robert Englund but no...this was just awful.
I have also seen We All Scream for Ice Cream, but that was about 2 years ago...so until I actually re-watch it I won't rate it.
