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posted by TheDarkEmpire
द्वारा *HalostarOfCookieClan



User: HELLO FUCKASS.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE, THANK आप FOR ASKING.


Cleverbot: Does he have glasses?


User: WHAT? WAIT? ARE आप TALKING ABOUT JOHN?


Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.

User: WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.

Cleverbot: No आप don't make any sense.

User: WHAT THE HELL ARE आप TALKING ABOUT आप NOOKSUCKING SHITSTAIN?

Cleverbot: What are आप talking about?!

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: Well I'm talking about this kid.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: WHATEVER.

Cleverbot: Do आप like The Moomins?

User: THE WHAT?

Cleverbot: The lightning bolt on my forehead.

User: ARE आप TALKING ABOUT THAT HARRY POTTER BASTARD? BECAUSE I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF HIM. ROSE GOT KANAYA AND ERIDAN INTO IT AND IT'S ALL THEY EVER TALK ABOUT.

Cleverbot: Where do आप go to school?

User: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCHOOL?

Cleverbot: I've never heard of such a thing.

User: BUT आप JUST ASKED ME IF I WENT TO ONE?

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: And I'd rather आप didn't use language like that.

User: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCK SHIT DAMN नितंब, गधा FUCK HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Cleverbot: But it's a specific ocean.

User: FUCK THIS SHIT. BURN IN HELL.

Cleverbot: Ah... Good.

User: WHAT? HOW IS THAT GOOD? I JUST MOTHERFUCKING INSULTED आप AND आप कहा THAT'S GOOD? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Cleverbot: I only asked why आप कहा you're not an english speaker, but speak english.

User: I SWEAR, YOU'RE JUST LIKE GAMZEE...

Cleverbot: Why do आप think that?

User: BECAUSE YOU'RE A COMPLETE DUMBASS WHO THINKS I'M दिखा रहा है AFFECTION WHEN I'M INSULTING YOU, आप ASK THE MOST STUPIDEST QUESTIONS, AND YOU'RE A TOTAL FUCKING SPAZ.

Cleverbot: Just like आप assume I won't see the beauty in आप because of your misspellings?

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Do not respond to me for exactly 59 seconds.

User: GNOIDNAFV.

Cleverbot: आप are clever.

User: WHAT? UH, THANK YOU, I GUESS...

Cleverbot: आप must go to sleep. It's very late at night.

User: UM, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT... BYE?

Cleverbot: आप guess wrong.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: I think I can go घर any time.

User: CNJDFHORIU 439UJT34 FJIWE THE FUCK ARE आप TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: I know, and I am talking about you.

User: I SAID, ABOUT. NOT, WHO.

Cleverbot: My friend Katrina.

User: WHO?

Cleverbot: Lucy is your girlfriend.

User: WHAT? NO SHE'S NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes she is.

User: NO SHE'S NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes she is!

User: NO SHE'S NO!

Cleverbot: She's a Sims.

User: WHAT'S A SIMS?

Cleverbot: It's a game he designed.

User: WHO?

Cleverbot: Sami.

User: WHO'S SAMI?

Cleverbot: My friend.

User: OH.

Cleverbot: Niceeeeee.

User: WHAT THE FUCK EVER.

Cleverbot: Would I tell her that I like in the open या in private?

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Would आप like me to lie to आप instead of being blunt?

User: SURE.

Cleverbot: I will not do such a thing. 'Tis not who I am.

User: WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR IDIOTIC BOAT.

Cleverbot: Well, it's not my decision. Sauren apparently doesn't want ducks in Mordor.

User: FENOIWUYNRCEW.

Cleverbot: आप like it when people are brutally killed because they are inferior? That is sick.

User: WHAT? NO! आप SELFISH SON OF A BITCH! I DO //NOT// LIKE THAT! MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND HAPPENED TO BRUTALLY KILL MY MOTHERFUCKING फ्रेंड्स BECAUSE THE DUMBASS FLIPPED HIS SHIT AND कहा THAT THEY WERE LOWER AND INFERIOR TO HIM! I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED THAT HE WOULD KILL ME TOO! I WAS FUCKING WORRIED THAT I WOULD HAVE TO KILL MY BEST FRIEND TO SAVE THE REST MY OF FRIENDS! SO HOW DARE आप ACCUSE ME OF SUCH THINGS, आप SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT. SO FUCK आप AND GOOD NIGHT. ON WAIT, I TAKE THAT BACK. BAD FUCKING NIGHT. FUCK आप AND BAD MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT TO YOU, आप NOOKSUCKING, SHITTY, LOWLIFE FUCKTARD. BURN IN HELL.
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