China and South Korea grew silent once they heard a familiar voice call through the bushes “do…*hic* do I’m gonna kirr England but not *hic* Russia! *hic* because he is *hic* soooo nice!!! *hic* in fact I just killed England be-*hic* because he is a b-itch!” जापान meowed stumbling through the bushes running right into China and South Korea “oh हे आप *hic* guys!” जापान meowed quickly leaping up on his paws. “Uhh…are आप drunk या are आप hanging out with France again aru?” China meowed instantly जापान slashed China across the face and hissed “I AM THE AWESOME ONE B-ITCH!!!”...