1. "What did I ever do to y- oh, nevermind."
2. "Oh, ha ha, आप got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"
3. "Wow, you're even dumber than आप look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for आप now!" *Prepare yourself द्वारा getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did आप say something?"
5. "Why do आप have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*
6. "Uh, I'm...
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