Harry Potter- Cut

Chapter 9: What's in the Mail Today?

As soon as we got in the room, we were showered with questions.
"Where were you?We were waiting for आप after dinner."said Nix, as calmly as always
"I saw आप leave with Harry!Where did आप all all go?" Em nearly screamed out.
"You left with Harry?"
"What did आप do?"
"HEY!!" that go their attention."Look long story short, we went to the forbidden corridor on the third floor." I explained
"Really?Well I'm happy आप three survived,it would be terrible to have three of my roommates die a painful death."
"It WOULD be horrible. Then there would be no और people...

Chapter 7: First दिन of Classes Suck!

I had a dream,well और like nightmare,during
the night, which was weird cause I mostly don't
have dreams.It was me,and Harry,no one
else,only us two.And I remember Dream Harry
pushing me on the floor, standing above me
saying:
"Open your eyes!I don't like you! You're just
a worthless pathetic girl with no friends. How
could I want to be YOUR friend! I'm much और
important! आप really have to WAKE UP!" he
was saying and I was crying, not believing what
he was saying.He was supposed to be my
friend. He was my friend, and now he's saying
otherwise."Wake...

Look at how लोकप्रिय Harry Potter used to be millions of प्रशंसकों all over. How many of आप are on the pivoting point from switching like everyone else? Look at all the पुस्तकें now that have such great adventures like Percy Jackson, या 39, maybe Twilight. Its starting to bring Harry Potter down. Sure were getting a few और प्रशंसकों because of the movies. Now we only have about 75,000 प्रशंसकों all over America. Its really time to say Harry Potter is better in every way. Can आप put a jinx on a werewolf in Twilight? Yeah didn't think so.

Now फिल्में आप get the Sorcerers apprentice, Percy Jackson, twilight....

The seventh (and penultimate) film is कहा to have ‘a very different feel from the other movies’ as for the first time the action does not centre around Hogwarts.
Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run, thrust into what Ron (Rupert Grint) calls ‘a scary and unpredictable world where anyone could be working for Voldemort’ as they खोजिए for the remaining horcruxes in order to defeat the Dark Lord.

To whet your appetite we’ve conjured up some truly wizard facts about ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’:

• The film’s budget is estimated to have been £150 million. John Hurt...

How many times आप answered yes..

The Books

1. Have आप read Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone/Philosopher's Stone?

2. Have आप read Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets?

3. Have आप read Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban?

4. Have आप read Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire?

5. Have आप read Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix?

6. Have आप read Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them?

7. Have आप read Quidditch Through the Ages?

8. Have आप read all the पुस्तकें और than once?

9. Have आप read all the पुस्तकें और than four times?

10. Do आप own और than one copy of the books?...

Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter या A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man द्वारा man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...

1. there are 132 stair cases at hogwards

2. 1.As of 2008, Harry Potter पुस्तकें have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i

3. Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on her own experience with the disease. The remedy to lighten the effects of a Dementor is chocolate

4. Hermione’s cat Crookshanks is no ordinary cat as he is half-kneazle.

5. Dementors don’t breed. They grow where there’s decay, like fungus.

6. The टैटू on Sirius Black’s body are borrowed from Russian...

Ways To Humiliate, Annoy या Infuriate Ronald Weasley.
(These work best if आप are a Slytherin.)
1. “DAYWALKER!”
2. Give him Clearasil wipes for his birthday.
3. Paint his room maroon when he isn’t looking.
4. Tell him Emerson’s considering making a हटाइए on Hermione, then look sympathetic and explain that आप understand why he’s threatened, Emerson’s so... so...*dreamy sigh*
5. Depending on how badly he takes it and how funny आप think it is, repeat number 4 with Harry/Draco/Dean/Michael Corner/Lockhart/Crabbe/Goyle/Snape/Sirius/any बिना सोचे समझे boy या girl from Hogwarts, every few hours.
6....

– In the film, Harry begins to take private tutoring lessons with Dumbledore, who shows him various memories of young Voldemort.

– Romance is a theme of the movie, with Harry drawn to Ginny Weasley and Ron attraction the attention of Lavender Brown.

– Jessie Cave, who plays Lavender Brown, beat और than 7,000 girls to win the role. It is her first major film role.

– Robert Knox, who plays Marcus Belby, was stabbed to death days after filming wrapped.

-Stars of the film are set to wear white ribbons to the premiere in honour of Knox.

– Hero Fiennes-Tiffin plays the young Voldemort/Tom...