Chapter 7: First दिन of Classes Suck!

I had a dream,well और like nightmare,during
the night, which was weird cause I mostly don't
have dreams.It was me,and Harry,no one
else,only us two.And I remember Dream Harry
pushing me on the floor, standing above me
saying:
"Open your eyes!I don't like you! You're just
a worthless pathetic girl with no friends. How
could I want to be YOUR friend! I'm much और
important! आप really have to WAKE UP!" he
was saying and I was crying, not believing what
he was saying.He was supposed to be my
friend. He was my friend, and now he's saying
otherwise."Wake...

Now first of all let me state that I’m a true harmony प्रशंसक and I hate any other shippings of girls with Harry. Because I am firm believer that harry is for hermione and no one else can come between them!
Now getting on to the point, before I read HBP I never bothererd to even give a सेकंड thought for Ginny weasley. Who was she any ways? I never bothered for her at all. So I dindt in any way notice her. But the thing started in HBP and I grew so sick of her!

Now lets see how ginny weasley came into the story!
Until the Chamber of secrets, ginny was just like any other muggle mentioned in the...

I don't consider the Harry Potter Wiki as reliable. Because according to its canon policy: if Rowling hasn't specifically denied something about a film in the पुस्तकें या in other words, whatever the films say is to be first and foremost promoted in the लेखाए as a canon fact instead of the books' facts.

In my logic it should be the other way around. That the books' canon should be promoted first and foremost - exactly becasuse the पुस्तकें are the tier 1 canon and the फिल्में only the tier 2 या 3 even - and because we can not be sure what about the films are from Rowling's hints and what are just...

"Mother! Let's go! We need to go to Diagon Ally!", Draco rushed his mom. "Alright! Alright! Don't rush! There will be plenty of things left to buy", Narcissa snapped at her son. They soon headed off for Diagon Ally.Draco read the letter.

Dear My.Malfoy
We are pleased to inform आप that आप have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and
Wizardry. Please find enclosed a सूची of all
necessary पुस्तकें and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl द्वारा no later than July 31.
Yours Sincerely,
Minerva McMGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft And Wizardry
_____________________________________________...

He’s back.

And Naperville was there to welcome him.

More than a thousand प्रशंसकों of the world’s प्रिय wizard gathered at Naperville’s AMC Showplace Theatre for the midnight premiere of “link” It is the first installment of a two-part film, based on the final book in the J.K. Rowling series.

Many in attendance had pre-purchased their tickets weeks पूर्व and started arriving at the south Naperville cinema as early as 6 p.m. Thursday. An घंटा before the scheduled release, प्रशंसकों were seated in eight of the 16 theaters, and additional showings were scheduled for 3:15 a.m. Friday.

While striped...

The seventh (and penultimate) film is कहा to have ‘a very different feel from the other movies’ as for the first time the action does not centre around Hogwarts.
Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run, thrust into what Ron (Rupert Grint) calls ‘a scary and unpredictable world where anyone could be working for Voldemort’ as they खोजिए for the remaining horcruxes in order to defeat the Dark Lord.

To whet your appetite we’ve conjured up some truly wizard facts about ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’:

• The film’s budget is estimated to have been £150 million. John Hurt...

C H A P T E R O N E

MIDNIGHT BREAK IN

It was a beautiful, bright, sunny morning, and everyone was outside, having the time of their lives, for school was near. All except one boy on खुद के बारे में, निजी, privet Drive.

Harry Potter sat on his bed, locked in his room, waiting for his owl, Hedwig, to return. She had gone to deliver letters to Harry's फ्रेंड्स four nights पूर्व and still hasn't returned.

The Dursleys had gone to a summer party. They were probably having a great time, while Harry was in his room. The party was supposed to last until midnight. Harry started to feel sleepy, then the room went black.

Harry...

Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's दिल if आप get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and दिखाना yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and actresses...

Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter या A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man द्वारा man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...

I do not own Harry Potter, या A Midsummer Night's Dream. I did have a dream in summer one time, though...I think.

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CORNELIUS
Now, Lydia, our nuptial hour
Draws on apace; four happy days bring in
Another moon: but, O, methinks, how slow
This old moon wanes! She lingers my desires,
Like to a step-dame या a dowager
Long withering out a young man revenue.

LYDIA
Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;
Four nights will quickly dream away the time;
And then the moon, like to a silver bow
New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
Of our solemnities.

CORNELIUS...

Genre: Angst
Rating: PG-13 (Just to be safe.)
Author: WolfAngel'JR (in FanFiction.Net -bendaimmortal here.)
Characters: Barty Crouch Jr., Barty Crouch Sr. & Mrs. (Caroline) Crouch.

Summary: The Crouch family, the दिन they save the son from Azkaban. Begins with a look into Junior’s feelings throughout his साल in there but focuses on the दिन they save him. As always, in my very different interpretation. This is a one-shot.

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A/N I know most people see them in a completely different light but no flaming, please because this view does make all the sense in the world and it is actually...

10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange

1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a और capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter प्रशंसक type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up टॉंक्स in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; आप can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her...

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter पुस्तकें and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from आप (Example: When in a car या an elevator). If आप don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and क्रिस्मस and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their प्रिय song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their इनबॉक्स with...

1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall कहा that her संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When आप ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells आप it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say: "But why are आप so upset? I thought आप valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly,...

I have loved harry potter sinse i first saw the movie. I read all the पुस्तकें 14 times each. there so good. My favourite character is Lucious. he is so cool. i also like voldemort,hes cool. Its the best. I went to c the new movie and its soooooo good. I प्यार harry potter.it is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

OMG i just loved to wrote this chapter, i don´t know why, it´s a little bite sad but i really प्यार it.
Hope आप like it
Please tell me what आप think
Thanks


It didn´t take me too much long to realize that who was coming was my brother and Filch, they were doing the usual round द्वारा Hogwarts to check if everything was how as it should be... whitout Sirius Black.
I remembered that Severus had, literally, forbidden me of getting out of my room after रात का खाना time for being to dangerous now that Sirius Black had escaped from Azkaban and he was looking for a way to get into Hogwarts.
I looked at him again...