Emma, Rupert & Dan :))

1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate अगला to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. . . . Enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him आप चुरा लिया his teddy bear.

8. Tell him आप won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him आप were just kidding and कहा teddy भालू has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak up on...

आप mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least प्रिय teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and आप run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a झाड़ू for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time आप turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone आप meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

You were burned when आप couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after आप broke your nose running headfirst into the दीवार between platforms nine and ten.

The wand order...

OMG i just loved to wrote this chapter, i don´t know why, it´s a little bite sad but i really प्यार it.
Hope आप like it
Please tell me what आप think
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It didn´t take me too much long to realize that who was coming was my brother and Filch, they were doing the usual round द्वारा Hogwarts to check if everything was how as it should be... whitout Sirius Black.
I remembered that Severus had, literally, forbidden me of getting out of my room after रात का खाना time for being to dangerous now that Sirius Black had escaped from Azkaban and he was looking for a way to get into Hogwarts.
I looked at him again...

After having a long discussion with my friend, I came across a pattern in the series. Is history repeating itself? and are the harry potter पुस्तकें truly over?The normal font= the first war, and the italics= the सेकंड war. Read through the normal font first. Go back and read the italic font only. Then read them together. My theory will make sense (i hope)

First, Lord voldemort rises into power and harry's parents and others form The Order of the Phoenix
In the fourth book, voldemort rises into power and harry and others form Dumbledore's Army

Voldemort killes mudbloods and halfbreeds in the first...

*Disclaimer: Despite the explosive post title, I actually like the whole idea of the houses as different personalities (and real people as fitting into them) a lot and don't think it's invalid. I just wanted to present a different पढ़ना of the houses and what they represent, which I think is equally valid. I also don't actually hate Slytherin and Ravenclaw as houses- so if आप are in one of those houses I apologise and hope आप can still see what I'm coming at here.*

People seem to be quite fixated on the idea of houses as personality types and get quite hung up over representation/bias for...

Wow, I'm very happy that my first Harry Potter लेख made it to the front page regarding the Cursed Child. Here are my thoughts on my love-hate relationship with Snape!

Simon Cowell

For obvious reasons, Simon Cowell reminds me of Professor Snape as they're cold, sarcastic and aloof. It's no wonder that I develop a love-hate relationship with Snape!

His Soft Spot for Harry

Although he had a love-hate relationship, it wasn't until the सेकंड part of the Deathly Hallows and the Goblets of Fire. That I kind of feel bad for Snape himself, I mean he had no intentions to kill Dumbledore and being...