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Fan fiction by Dusty12345 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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The Harry Potter Series is wonderful thing. It is a world full of magic that just sparks your imagination. All the creatures are magical and wonderful. The series is full of adventure and romance. I प्यार Harry's character. He has लॉस्ट his parents, he sometimes feels emotionally challenged, and there is a small dark side to him. It really brings out the mystery in the story. It is an ongoing plot that is a continuing struggle with Lord Voldemort, and every time they think that they've caught him he escapes. I own all the पुस्तकें and have seen all the फिल्में in the theaters. It is full of suspense and action. I think the biggest mystery right now is who will Harry end up with. He has gone through a variety of girls that he likes, although he has always been wavering on the thin line between another girl and Hermione. I guess if you've already read the पुस्तकें आप know, but I'm not going to spoil the surprise.
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List by SwarlsBarkley posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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During the Slughorn home's scene, Dan and David voice how good of a scene it is in the fact that it introduces the world of magic.

On David Yates' view on making the films: Dan कहा that Yates has the ability to see the entire film just from one still.

On Alan Rickman, David कहा he loved his eyebrows, while Dan loves his dry sense of humour.
Dan loved Lupin as a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher and even noted that David Thewlis gave him tutoring lessons on Twelfth Night.

On Bellatrix: Dan thinks Bella is childlike and also evil; David कहा that आप look in her eyes and she feels a little bit out of control. Dan stated that he's become a bit like Helena Bonham Carter's personal assistant on the set of Deathly Hallows, in that he's constantly picking up after her.

Dan and David were gushing over the quality of the Half-Blood Prince Blu-ray (it was the first time Dan used it). Dan noted that Emma's image on Blu-ray is her only competition in terms of beauty.
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Article by XDRoseLuvsHP posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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This is what the results were:



Paranoid: Very High (distrust and suspicion of those around you)

Schizoid: Very High (show little emotion)

Schizotypal: Moderate (very mild schizophrenia)

Antisocial: High (lack of conscience)

Borderline: Low (poor self image)

Histrionic: Moderate (attention seekers)

Narcissistic: Very High (self centered)

Avoidant: Low (extreme social anxiety)

Dependent: Low (needs to be taken care of)

Obsessive Compulsive: Moderate (focused on orderliness and perfection)



I found this interesting :)
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Guide by britmovietours posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Pusging the trolley through the wall at Platform 9 34
Climb aboard as we take आप on a two घंटा bus tour to some of the लंडन locations used in the Harry Potter फिल्में including sites from the latest film Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

Learn how the films were made, discuss the पुस्तकें and get trivia about the magical world of J.K.Rowling’s boy wizard. Along the way you’ll have the chance to get off the bus, take pictures and see the locations up close.

Feel free to dress up as Harry Potter या any other character in the series, (only if आप want to). Keep your wits about आप as we’ll test your knowledge on the world of the boy wizard with our trivia quiz. At the end of the tour we’ll also send आप a souvenir group picture द्वारा email.

All non magic people are welcome.

Tour highlights include:

-Find the location used as the entrance to the Ministry of Magic in The Order of the Phoenix
-Push your trolley through the दीवार at Platform 9 ¾
-Discover the inspiration for Grimmauld Place
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Guide by britmovietours posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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All aboard as we take आप on a 10 घंटा adventure द्वारा bus to some of the Harry Potter movie locations which were either used in actual scenes from Hogwarts School या served as an inspiration to the film makers.

We’ll stop for lunch at a pub which will give आप time to stretch your legs and soak up the history.

Learn how the films were made, discuss the पुस्तकें and hear trivia about the magical world of Harry Potter. Along the way you’ll have the chance to get off the bus, take pictures and see the locations up close.

Tour highlights include:

-Walk in the footsteps of Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) around some of the sites used for Hogwarts
-Visit the inspiration for the Hogwarts dining room
-Discover the location where Harry’s parents were murdered द्वारा Lord Voldemort
-Enter the location used as Professor Snape’s potion room
-Find the spot where Harry was picked up द्वारा the Knight Bus
-Walk up the same stairs where Mrs McGonagall (Maggie Smith) first greeted Harry and other new Hogwarts students
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Opinion by e2mma2weasle3 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Ways To Humiliate, Annoy या Infuriate Ronald Weasley.
(These work best if आप are a Slytherin.)
1. “DAYWALKER!”
2. Give him Clearasil wipes for his birthday.
3. Paint his room maroon when he isn’t looking.
4. Tell him Emerson’s considering making a हटाइए on Hermione, then look sympathetic and explain that आप understand why he’s threatened, Emerson’s so... so...*dreamy sigh*
5. Depending on how badly he takes it and how funny आप think it is, repeat number 4 with Harry/Draco/Dean/Michael Corner/Lockhart/Crabbe/Goyle/Snape/Sirius/any बिना सोचे समझे boy या girl from Hogwarts, every few hours.
6. Nicknames and lots of them. Carrot top, Ginger nut, Duracell and Ginger Minger being but a few.
7. Write them in big letters all over the school.
8. “Weasley Is Our King”- the Slytherin version, of course, off key in the middle of the Great Hall.
9. “You know what they say; a little owl means a little... brain...”
10. Tell him that, even though his Mummy loves Harry better, you’ll always be there as a shoulder to cry on.
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Review by e2mma2weasle3 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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– In the film, Harry begins to take private tutoring lessons with Dumbledore, who shows him various memories of young Voldemort.

– Romance is a theme of the movie, with Harry drawn to Ginny Weasley and Ron attraction the attention of Lavender Brown.

– Jessie Cave, who plays Lavender Brown, beat और than 7,000 girls to win the role. It is her first major film role.

– Robert Knox, who plays Marcus Belby, was stabbed to death days after filming wrapped.

-Stars of the film are set to wear white ribbons to the premiere in honour of Knox.

– Hero Fiennes-Tiffin plays the young Voldemort/Tom Riddle. He is the nephew of Ralph Fiennes, who plays adult Voldemort/Tom Riddle.

– While David Yates insisted Fiennes-Tiffin did not get the role because of his uncle, he admitted the family resemblance was "a clincher".

– The new film marks the fifth and sixth actors to play Voldemort – In the Philosopher's Stone, he was played द्वारा Richard Bremmer and Ian Hart; Chamber of Secrets he was portrayed द्वारा Christian Coulson; Ralph Fiennes plays the adult Voldemort, and Hero Fiennes-Tiffin and...
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Opinion by e2mma2weasle3 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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20. Follow him around and say "Voldemort is your uncle!" in a loud voice right अगला to his ear.
19. Ask him if the "anvil-sized hints" ever hit him on the head, which is really what caused the scar.
18. "So... first आप were the Boy Who Lived.. then आप were a nutcase... now you're The Chosen One. Why don't they just add it together so that you're the "Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?"
17. Offer him stolen silver from Sirius Black's house.
16. Make sure आप tell him आप got it from Mundungus Fletcher.
15. Tell him that he should stop pretending to be Harry Potter and to wipe the fake scar off his head.
14. Follow him around wearing shirts that say, "I'M WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!"
13. Buy him one that says, "THEY'RE WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!" and get really offended when he doesn't wear it. Be sure to tell him आप made it yourself.
12. Ask if he knows whether Voldemort had any scars and if so, where are they?
11. Everytime आप see him, say "Do आप like Luna Lovegood?" in a sing-song voice.
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Opinion by shieldmaiden posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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I knew it was coming, this day. This दिन where the pilfered garbage known to much of the world as the Twilight saga would beat out all the other franchises, including Batman, Lord of the Rings, and, of course, our fandom of Harry Potter. According to a recently published Yahoo article, New Moon is accounting for 94% of Fandango and Movieticket.com's ticket sales as of now. This is highly disturbing, दिखा रहा है that humanity cannot even recognize good literature and film even when its presented to them on a silver platter, these of course being Harry Potter, the Dark Knight, and The Lord of the Rings trilogy who have all now sunk in pre-sale ticket rankings.

Thus, when the time rolls around in October 2010 when presumably the pre-sale tickets for Deathly Hallows: Part 1 will be available, I urge आप to purchase them! Encourage your friends, family, and loved ones. Even those who have just thought about getting into the series, make sure they go. I will not stand for these atrocious Twilight films becoming number one for many reasons which I'm sure many of आप are very familiar with. Let's दिखाना those ignorant masses that our fandom is a force that they cannot toss aside....
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List by SwarlsBarkley posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Compiled from the Twitter contest held द्वारा @nerdist.

JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses

chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio

sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s किस was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock

Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up

chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

Dick_M: yo momma so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue

dtejano: Yo mama’s so masculine, she makes Dumbledore go, “DAAAYYYUMM!”

habcous: yo mamma so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark

HakSolo: your mom is so fat if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill
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List by Mrs-Grint posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Purdy Wands. :)
While browsing on the official जे. के. रोलिंग I discovered a few intresting facts (For example Rowling used to smoke, Harry and Dudley are on "Christmas Card" terms, etc, etc)

I found out a little tibit on wands and it made me pathetically happy. Rowling based wands on the तारीख, दिनांक of the characters birth तारीख, दिनांक according to the Celts that assigned trees to different dates.

Soooo if आप like आप can see which wand wood is yours:

December 24 - January 20 = Birch
January 21 - February 17 = Rowan
February 18 - March 17 = Ash (Same as Ron's!!)
March 18 - April 14 = Alder (Fearne)
April 15 - May 12 = Willow (Same as Lily Potter!!)
May 13 - June 9 = Hawthorn (Same as Draco!!)
June 10 - July 7 = Oak (Same as Hagrid!)
July 8 - August 4 = होल्ली, होली (Same as Harry Potter...and Me!!)
August 5 - September 1 = Hazel
September 2 - September 29 = Vine (Same as Hermione!)
September 30 - October 27 = Ivy
October 28 - November 24 = Reed
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Opinion by Mrs-Grint posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Soft Harry Potters प्रशंसकों will expierience:

1. आप will actually remember a few of the actual spells/curses/charms/hexes etc..

2. आप will propably almost always turn the conversation to Harry Potter.

3. आप would have named SOMETHING after a Harry Potter character/object.

4. Whenever Harry Potter is mentioned you'll listen straightaway!

Hardcore Harry Potter प्रशंसकों will expierience:

1. Whenever Harry Potter comes up in a conversation you'll feel as if they're talking about YOU.

2. आप will accidently call someone at SOME POINT a character in Harry Potter.

3. आप will propably name almost EVERYTHING after Harry Potter characters/objects

4. आप would have read the whole series और than three times. Ditto films.

5. आप can quote long passages off द्वारा heart.

So dahlings, see if आप have any of these symptons and you'll know wether your a fanatic या a just a plain fan. :)
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Opinion by e2mma2weasle3 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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The 20-year-old actor has spent £3.76 million on a building on West 12th सड़क, स्ट्रीट that was built द्वारा a sea captain for one of his daughters in 1847.

It means he now owns a £10 million property empire in the Big सेब as well as a flat in Fulham, west London.

With five bedrooms, Radcliffe’s new town house measures 3,000sq ft and includes a 39ft long garden.

A Sotheby's brochure said: “The property is on one of New York's most picturesque tree-lined landmark cobblestone blocks.”

Radcliffe's first New York purchase was two years पूर्व – a £3.2 million fifth-floor apartment in the SoHo district.

A few months later, he paid just over £3 million for a three-bedroom apartment with देखा गया across the Hudson River.

Radcliffe, who is about to open in a role on Broadway in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, is canny when it comes to money.

Rumoured to have a fortune of around £20 million, Radcliffe once said: "The things I like buying are things that cost about £7."
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Opinion by gossipgirlstar2 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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AFTER eight years as the boy wizard, Daniel Radcliffe speaks tells Charles Miranda and Lachlan Cartwright why he still loves Harry Potter.

HIS last film may have entertained millions of प्रशंसकों worldwide and grossed और than $1 billion, but don't for a moment mention the word blockbuster to Daniel Radcliffe.

"I hate that word so much,'' the 19-year-old actor says.

"Blockbusters - it's horrible because आप think of this week's blockbusters, but it's just crap and it makes it sound like another action movie या just some other crowd pleaser.''

Blockbuster या not, in July the British actor will appear again on the big screen as the bespectacled boy wizard in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and no doubt have प्रशंसकों queuing around the block of the cinema to see him.

The Harry Potter phenomena has been as much about the success of the J.K. Rowling series of पुस्तकें as it has the movie series that now spans eight years and each साल attracts legions of new fans.
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Opinion by gossipgirlstar2 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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We don't have a set तारीख, दिनांक for when the Wizarding World of Harry Potter will open, but today from Orlando, Florida, Universal Studios confirmed that the park would be opening in Spring of 2010. The three main rides that will be found there are Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey, Flight of the Hippogriff and Dragon Challenge. On Flight of the Hippogriff आप can interact with Hagrid as आप learn to fly a Hippogriff. Dragon Challenge will recreate the first task of the Triwizard tournament and आप can fly either a Hungarian Horntail या a Chinese Fireball Dragon.

Some other places that will be found at the park are: Ollivander's Wand Shop, Owl Post, Dervish and Banges, Three Broomsticks, Honeydukes, Zonko's and Filch Emporium.
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Opinion by PiiXiiE posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Ok, yesterday I answered a सवाल in the "Answers" area asking "Do आप think Ginny is a Mary Sue?" and it got me thinking. Here is my answer.

No, I do not think Ginny Weasley is a Mary Sue. For one, I don't think she is "too ostentatious for the audience's taste, या that the लेखक seems to favor the character too highly." In my point of view, other than the fact that Ginny ends up with Harry, she really doesn't seem to be favoured. I don't know very much about J.K. Rowling as a person, but again, apart from the fact that they are both female, nothing jumps out at me that would indicate that Ginny is a proxy for the author. This would dispel the idea of self-insertion.

When it comes to the character having mystical powers, most of the characters in the Harry Potter series do. (The same goes for exotic pets.) Although, Ginny DOES cast a mean bat-bogey hex... That aside, I believe there are other characters that would better fall into the stigma of Mary Sue (or Marty Sue). For instance, we have Hermione. Muggle-born and pretty much the most brilliant witch of her year. Who wouldn’t want to be in her place? (This does not change...
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Opinion by gossipgirlstar2 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Matthew Lewis and Evanna Lynch have both laucnhed the upcoming release of the Half-Blood Prince DVD द्वारा releasing 1000 balloons over लंडन today. This kicks off the contest that is open to anyone in the UK that is over 18, anyone who finds one of these balloons will have to simply follow the instructions on the card attached to the balloon and be entered into a prize draw which could see them winning a trip to the Deathly Hallows set!

Today, Warner Brothers announced the official release तारीख, दिनांक of Half-Blood Prince on DVD. As previously thought, it will be coming on DVD in December, December 8th to be exact. All प्रशंसकों in the US can look आगे to getting a copy on that day.
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Opinion by gossipgirlstar2 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Harry Potter's latest cinematic adventure is already breaking box-office records, as the boy wizard encounters murder, betrayal and heartbreak at a theater near you. But a very different danger is plaguing his प्रशंसकों in cyberspace — where hackers are using the blockbuster to cast a spell on computers worldwide.

"It's definitely the most targeted film that we've seen," explained Michael Greene, VP of Product Strategy at PC Tools, whose virus fighters have been hard at work battling "Harry Potter hackers" over the last few weeks. "This is pretty scary stuff."

Here's how it works: These days, millions of people are searching the Web for info on "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince," which is certain to become the #1 film in the country. Knowing this, cybercriminals are using खोजिए optimization tactics to target लोकप्रिय sites like Digg.com with headlines like "Watch 'Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince' online free!" and टिप्पणी दे posts filled with related कीवर्ड्स to attract Google. Seeing professional-looking तस्वीरें from the film, Potter प्रशंसकों are convinced that the movie is one click away — but as they keep clicking, a virus is being installed on...
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Opinion by gossipgirlstar2 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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The Hogwarts kids aren't getting a summer vacation. Daniel Radcliffe and his crew of young wizards and witches have been jetting across the globe to promote "Harry Potter" film #6 — "The Half-Blood Prince" — and when they return to the U.K., they'll pick up filming the two-part franchise finale, "Deathly Hallows."
Away from the film set, though, and settled into their spree of red carpets and media interviews, the cast and crew were able to reflect on how they plan to bring a rewarding end to the decade-long film series and which "Deathly Hallows" scenes have them sweating under their school uniforms (beware of spoilers below!).
"The final walk into the forest is what I'm kind of dreading, because I don't know still how I'm going to do that," Radcliffe revealed to एमटीवी News, referring to the closing battle with Harry's archenemy, Lord Voldemort.
Radcliffe is hoping, however, that the presence of one of his अभिनय idols — and his "Prisoner of Azkaban" co-star — on set will help quell his anxiety.
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Opinion by gossipgirlstar2 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Every साल at Hogwarts seems to get darker and darker. But when Harry Potter starts his sixth साल in "Half-Blood Prince," expect things to lighten up a bit.

"If we pull [it] off [right], it should be the funniest of the films so far," Daniel Radcliffe promised.

That's because, as director David Yates points out, it's the "sex, drugs, and rock and roll" of the Potter books, with massive making-out sessions to occur for several characters — Ron and Lavender, Harry and Ginny — as they come of age. "It's the 'American Graffiti' for this set," Yates said. "I'm looking आगे to developing the relationship between Ron and Hermione, and Ron and Lavender. There's a nice त्रिकोण, त्रिभुज there."

The biggest relationship being developed in "Prince" is, of course, the one between Harry and Dumbledore, as the professor takes the student under his wing and shows him Voldemort's back story (as much as it can be pieced together) in the memory-revealing Pensieve. "I'm jealous of Dumbledore taking all the scenes," laughed Evanna Lynch, who plays Luna Lovegood. "But what they've done is really good."
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Opinion by gossipgirlstar2 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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For some, it was TMI -- for others, too little. J.K. Rowling's epilogue to the "Deathly Hallows" may have actually caused और वाद-विवाद than the rest of the book, simply for the who-ended-up-with-whom element, some of which we knew and saw coming, and others, like Draco gets married?! And spawns?! that we still can't get behind. But for Luna Lovegood and Cho Chang, या at least, the अभिनेत्रियों who play them, they're quite happy with their happily-ever-afters -- even if Jo didn't see fit to give us all the details in the actual book itself.

"We do know what happens with Luna," Evanna Lynch कहा when we caught up with her at the "Golden Compass" premiere in London. "She marries Rolf Scamander, the grandson of Newt Scamander [author of 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them'] and becomes a famous naturalist. I can't do better than that."

"I'm hoping Cho is like Luna, and happily married with kids," Katie Leung said, "and finally over Cedric and Harry. I want her to be happy."
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J.K. Rowling, लेखक of the लोकप्रिय Harry Potter series, revealed her प्रिय scene from the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows novel when she contributed to The Birthday Book, published to mark the 60th birthday of the Prince of Wales, Prince Charles.

An excerpt of the contribution is below:

I admit that, at first glance, the extract I've chosen for The Birthday Book might not seem particularly celebratory, दिया that it has for its subject my hero walking to what he believes will be certain death. But when Harry takes his last, long walk into the दिल of the Dark Forest, he is choosing to accept a burden that fell on him when still a tiny child, in spite of the fact that he never sought the role for which he has been cast, never wanted the scar with which he has been marked. As his mentor, Albus Dumbledore, has tried to make clear to Harry, he could have refused to follow the path marked out for him. In spite of the weight of opinion and expectation that singles him out as the "Chosen One", it is Harry's own will that takes him into the Forest to meet Voldemort, prepared to suffer the fate that he escaped sixteen years before.
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Opinion by crazyduds2 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks आप why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap संगीत from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At बिना सोचे समझे times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have आप left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to शामिल होइए आप for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that आप have a secret. When they ask आप what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes द्वारा and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did ठगना, हेराफेरी go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.

Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
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List by Irina92 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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A nearly complete सूची of all the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans' flavors! Enjoy!!:PP

Acid
Apple
Avocado
Bacon
Bagel
Baked Beans
Baking Soda
Banana
Beanstalks
Biscuit
Blackcurrant
Bread
Brown Sugar
Brussel Sprouts
Butter
Buttermilk
कैन्डी Floss
Carrots
Caterpillar
Cauliflower
Caviar
Celery
Centipede
Cheese
Cherry
चेरी Tart
Chewing Gum
Chicken
Chocolate
चॉकलेट Mousse
Cinnamon
Coconut
Cod
Coffee
Compost
Cookie Dough
Copper
Corn
Cough medicine
Cucumber
Curry
Custard
Diesel
Dirt
Earwax
Egg yolk
Eucalyptus Leaves
Flowers
Fried Beans
Frog Legs
Glue
Grass
Ham
Honey
Honeydew
Horseradish
Hot Sauce
Ice Cream
Ink
Iron
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Fan fiction by e2mma2weasle3 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange

1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a और capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter प्रशंसक type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up टॉंक्स in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; आप can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her wand; say it’s a Ministry decree and that she has to spend six weeks in the Muggle world/
9) Curse Voldemort in front of her
10) Poke several Mimbulus Mimbletonias while she’s around and then dramatically say, “The revenge of Neville has come!”

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1. Give him a bottle of Head & Shoulders for Christmas.
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