This is my first attempt at लेखन a creative article. I've attempted the फेसबुक page of HP, and hope आप like it. Sorry for the lame humor, it's my very first time. Thanks for reading, and please drop in your comments, because I need your opinion. Thanks again.
HP’S fb page
Went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Lives in London.
Knows English, Parseltongue
From Godric’s Hollow
Born on July 31, 1880
Cho Chang: Harry, I had a trip with dad and mom to Forks last week and I spotted Cedric there. Yes, Harry, I saw him. I don’t know what’s happening, I mean, we all saw him dead, but, for real… He was in the woods with a girl and he was SPARKLING. I saw it, Harry. He was sparkling in the sun.
Harry Potter: Excuse me? I don’t exactly get what आप mean when आप say “sparkling”
Ron Weasley: Yeah, what are sparkling humans like? I mean, people don’t sparkle. And yeah, he’s dead for real. Maybe आप just saw his Inferius???
Hermione Granger: No, Ron, Inferi DON’T sparkle. And Cho, maybe आप were Confunded या something, या maybe it was some sort of a hallucination, because a sparkling form of Cedric… not likely.
Draco Malfoy: या maybe it was a Boggart?
Cho Chang: Thanks, Hermione. And Draco, my boggart is not a sparkling Cedric. And I’ve never even thought of such a thing.
Lee Jordan: And wtf is scary about a sparkling Cedric, Malfoy? The prospect is kinda funny to me.
George Weasley: Besides, I’ve not started selling our Non-sticky All-colour Sparkles yet. I’m still working on it. But it’ll be out soon, guys. ‘s gonna be fun.
Hermione Granger: Don’t विज्ञापन दे your products here, George. We’re having a serious discussion right now. But if your product was out, it could have been some sort of an explanation.
George Weasley: It’ll good for costume parties and all, Hermione. I know it’s stupid, but…You know, some dimbo in the US wrote पुस्तकें about sparkling vampires, and girls everywhere are अभिनय weird and crazy, and DAZZLED with this whole sparkling-vampire thing, and they think it’s for real, so we got inspired.
Dean Thomas: I definitely don’t mind getting a bit sparkly for a bunch of muggle girls.
Hermione Granger: Sparkling vampires? People should be और real. And if it is real, that is to say, if they did see it, and wrote the पुस्तकें based on what they saw, then it must be some curse या dark magic went badly wrong… But then, the muggles are not supposed to see it. Thank God they interpreted it this way – with the sparkling वैंपायर hypothesis. But the Ministry should watch what’s going on.
Cho Chang: Sparkling vampires? Honestly, these Muggles should be और real. Anyway, thanks, Hermione.
Hermione Granger: Always happy to help, dear.
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Harry Potter is now फ्रेंड्स with Gabrille Delacour.
Viktor Krum: Harry, I’m really sorry I couldn’t be present at your wedding. Congrats, Harry, and God bless.
Harry Potter: It’s okay, Viktor. And thanks.
Draco Malfoy: I heard about your wedding with the Weasley girl, Potter. It’s the fairest thing to do isn’t it, now?
Harry Potter: Problem?
Draco Malfoy: Bye.
Hermione Granger: Harry, I’m so happy to hear about your job. An Auror, as आप desired. We are going to celebrate this. Meet us at the Burrow tomorrow evening.
Harry Potter: Sure, and thanks, Hermione.
Harry Potter: Finally, our world is free from Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Thank you, all, for fighting valiantly in the war of Hogwarts, for your support of my efforts, and for sticking with me ‘til the very end. Thanks to Hermione and Ron, for being just as good as my two hands, to Prof. Dumbledore, who started the task I completed, to Neville Longbottom, for standing upto Voldemort, and charging at him even when he was दिया और tempting options, in the most hopeless times, and for destroying Voldemort’s snake, which was half his soul, to Remus, Tonks, Fred, Colin, Alastor Moody, Dobby, Hedwig and all others who gave up their lives fighting evil, to Ginny for restarting the DA with Neville and Luna, and to Fred, George and Lee for Potterwatch. Thank a million, all.
Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom and 996 others like this.
Ron Weasley: I feel like I just grew another feet पढ़ना this, Harry. Thank You.
Neville Longbottom: I’d always seen myself as a powerless Squib ‘til आप started the DA, Harry. Thanks to you, Hermione, Ginny, Luna and Ron for making me what I am today. I could never have done a thing without you.
Hermione Granger: ^Don’t be so modest, Neville. I knew आप had always had it in आप – the talent and the courage.
Hermione Granger: R.I.P all those who laid down their lives fighting Voldemort.
Ginny Weasley: Such proud moments, Harry. Thanks for all the hope and happiness आप gave us in the worst of times.
Draco Malfoy: Good work, Potter.
George Weasley: And to the Slytherin pricks who thought the better of it, Harry. XD
Harry Potter: I should have mention this as well – I’ll always be indebted to the Weasley family for the endless प्यार and support.
Molly Weasley: Don’t mention it, Harry, dear. You’re part of the family too.
Fleur Weasley: I will not forget that आप saved Gabrielle, Harry. I should thank you.
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Harry Potter is now फ्रेंड्स with Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy and 394 others.
Harry Potter likes Dobby: A Free Elf, The Tales of Beedle the Bard and 2 other pages.
“Hey, I met Dudley again. Can आप believe….” on Hermione Granger’s wall.
Neville Longbottom: Harry, I heard on Potterwatch that आप broke into Gringotts. That’s really ब्रेव of you, but I would प्यार to help आप with whatever you’re on. Ginny and I have restarted the DA and we’re on, in full swing. I wish to hear from आप soonest, Harry.
Harry Potter: Neville, I’m on my way to Hogwarts with Ron and Hermione. I can promise आप a rough tonight. Stay safe.
Neville: OK, Harry.
Harry Potter: हे all, thank आप for following me on twitter. I’m still on the run from Voldemort. I’m sorry for not tweeting regularly, and I can’t tweet about my whereabouts या anything on twitter, because Voldemort’s following me. And not even on fb, because as you’ve all heard from Potterwatch, Voldemort has Imperiused a couple of Muggle hackers and can hack my online accounts too. So I’m under constant threat, now. I’m camping out with Hermione now, and Ron is out and will be back here in a few days, I s’pose. Tune in to Potterwatch. Take care, आप all. Merry Christmas.
Draco Malfoy: You’re camping out with Granger? With Granger? Potter, you’re such an arse.
Harry Potter: Wtf? Malfoy, you’re supposed to be on the dark side. You’ve got the dark mark and everything. So c’mon…
Ron Weasley: Harry, I’ve been trying to get in touch with Hermione on fb, but she’s furious about what I did, she wouldn’t listen. Harry, just tell her that I was possessed द्वारा the damned you-know-what. I didn’t mean to quit. Ginny was furious when I came back too. She tried to hex me, twice. I’m so sorry, Harry. Hermione’s protective enchantments really work, I’ve been looking for you. You’ve known me for years, mate. You’re with Hermione, but things can never be the same without me, right, Harry? Harry, please tell Hermione that I’m sorry and wish to get back to आप a.s.a.p. Tc.
Draco Malfoy: What is this you-know-what, Weasley? And what are आप three up to?
Ginny Weasley: ^Stop nosing around, Malfoy. Press your pretty little dark mark and have fun, licking Voldemort’s shoes.
Ginny Weasley: आप filthy hypocrite, Ron. आप just as good as betrayed them both. Now all आप do is whine like a कुतिया, मतलबी like that’s s’posed to help. STFU, आप chicken.
Ginny Weasley: And Harry, although I don’t know what exactly आप are up to, I know you’re doing all आप can to bring down Voldemort’s regime. I’m really proud of you.
Draco Malfoy: ^You’re still with him, आप blood-traitor bitch?
Ginny Weasley: ^So what if I am?
Draco Malfoy: ^Look how screwed up the whole affair is. He is dating you, but आप don’t know where he is या what the hell he is doing, apart from camping out at बिना सोचे समझे places with the Mudblood, and he doesn’t even tell you. Don’t आप see? He’s लॉस्ट interest in you, आप sad ginger, freckly little blood-traitor.
Ginny Weasley: ^I don’t need to be sure of what he is up to, as long as I have my complete faith in him. I know he’s doing whatever it is to bring down Voldemort, and the mere belief is enough to keep me going, and keep my प्यार for him aflame. Got the point, Malfoy?
Draco Malfoy: ^And you’re not worried he’ll die fighting the Dark Lord?
Ginny Weasley: ^No, bitch. Because I am a proud Gryffindor, and I trust my man. Now GTFO.
Draco Malfoy: Fine, we will see.
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Harry Potter is now फ्रेंड्स with Kreacher and Horace Slughorn.
Harry Potter likes The Anti-Snape League.
“Hermione, how d’you repair wounds? I got…” on Hermione Granger’s wall.
Harry Potter likes Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes, R.I.P Dumbledore and 2 other pages.
Draco Malfoy: Potter, is it true that आप are dating the blood-traitor girl?
Harry Potter: Does it bother you, Malfoy?
Draco Malfoy: Not in the least. However, आप don’t need to go out with the wrong sort.
Harry Potter: I can see the wrong sort for myself, thanks.
Draco Malfoy: So आप are going to continue with her???
Harry Potter: What’s your problem???
Ron Weasley: That’s obvious. He fancies you, Harry.
Draco Malfoy: Shit! आप don’t know a thing, Weasley.
Ron Weasley: Try being a better Occlumens if आप wish to hide your precious feelings, Malfoy. That’s s’posed to help.
Draco Malfoy: STFU, Weasel-being. And GTFO.
Hermione Granger: :-o
Ginny Weasley: Ron, you’re always interfering.
Ron Weasley: XD
Harry Potter: The one thing I don’t understand is why they don’t have a Yule Ball every year.
Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas and Lee Jordan like this.
Ron Weasley: Can आप get my dress robes then? Dude, you’re so juvenile.
Lee Jordan: Cheers, Harry. We could suggest to Prof. McGonagall.
Dean Thomas: A दिन to pick up chicks, and just to that. Whoa… XD
Harry Potter: ^ You’re not picking up my girl, anyway, bro’.
Dean Thomas: Who, Ginny? Haha… we’ll have loads of fun together when you’re off hunting You-know-who.
Harry Potter: No, आप won’t. Dude, you’re so dead.
Ginny Weasley: Hey, why bring me up here?
Ron Weasley: Yeah, why pick on Ginny? Get a life, fellas.
Dean Thomas: Get a girlfriend, dude.
Ron Weasley: :-o
Harry Potter: pwned!!!
Dean Thomas: LOL
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Harry Potter is now फ्रेंड्स with Firenze.
Dobby: Thank you, Harry Potter, sir, thank you. Harry Potter is most kind. Harry Potter is noble, and generous. Harry Potter will never hurt Dobby.
Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley like this.
Harry Potter: Thank आप for what, Dobby?
Dobby: For accepting Dobby’s friend’s request, sir. Dobby is most honoured.
Harry Potter: Yeah. Sure.
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Harry Potter is now फ्रेंड्स with Dobby.
“Nice caricature. Umbridge looks और like a…” on फ्रेड Weasley’s photo.
Harry Potter likes Diagon Alley, Honeydukes and 3 other pages.
Harry Potter: I just created the group “Dumbledore’s Army” here. शामिल होइए in, guys. With Umbridge and her Ministry-approved gang of losers called The Inquisitorial Squad conspiring against us and patrolling the corridors searching for a chance to get us expelled, I thought fb could be the perfect spot for communication. शामिल होइए the DA, guys. Let the revolution begin.
Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and 25 others like this.
Hermione Granger: To all those who are interested, I’d like to let आप know that this is strictly official and it’s a secret group. Harry and me have already added some of आप who have expressed interest and signed in, and others, if आप are interested in practicing defensive magic, which will of course be pretty useful in case आप meet the Death Eaters out there, please message Harry, Ron या me. आप don’t have to be a Gryffindor to join. But remember, disloyalty या betrayal of trust will earn आप considerable pain.
Ron Weasley: Well कहा of course, Hermione. But let me add… No Slytherins.
Draco Malfoy: As if.
Harry Potter: You’re not gonna know a thing, Draco, because we are a secret group. There’s just no way आप can trace us on fb.
Ron Weasley: No, Malfoy won’t give us away, Harry, don’t worry. He’s just trying to be famous, being a part of the Inquisitorial Squad. Win a bit a fame, and maybe Harry Potter would take better notice of him. Haha.
Draco Malfoy: STFU, Weasel-being. You’re just being Harry Potter’s sidekick, hoping to win yourself some fame. Licking his shoes , just to have the pleasure of being with a celebrity.
Ron Weasley: Oh no, Malfoy, it’s just because Harry likes me and want me to stick with him. Harry wants us to be together, don’t you, Harry?
Harry Potter: For sure, mate.
Draco: FU. Famous Harry Potter and his sidekick Weasel-being. F U both.
Ron Weasley: Hahaha… sure that pissed him off.
Harry Potter: What? What’s all this, Ron?
Ron Weasley: लोल jk.
फ्रेड Weasley: Double meanings, anyone?
George Weasley: XD
Hermione Granger: Hey, we’ve gone up द्वारा 4 members.
Harry Potter: And I’m still getting requests to join. Good going, guys. Admissions will be closing soon, so hurry up.
Colin Creevey: I’m in too, Harry. God, I’m in the DA too. Thanks for letting me in, Harry. You’ll sign my scrapbook after the session, won’t you, Harry?
Harry Potter: I will if आप don’t make things public, Colin. And thanks.
Hermione Granger: Harry, we have to be on the हटाइए now. We need और funding for the S.P.E.W
Seamus Finnigan: Wtf is spew?
Hermione Granger: Oh, for Heaven’s sake, it’s not spew, it’s S.P.E.W. It’s an acronym. It’s Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare.
Seamus Finnigan: LMFAO
Hermione Granger: About what?
Seamus Finnigan: Nah… XXD
Ron Weasley: Don’t bring it up again, Hermione.
Harry Potter: We’ll sure talk about it, Hermione.
Draco Malfoy: आप don’t need to spend your सोना on the Mudblood’s tastes, Potter, honestly?
Harry Potter: I don’t need your precious advice, Malfoy. STFU.
Draco Malfoy: Fine, Potter. Screw your life up with Mudbloods and blood traitors.
Harry Potter: Sure, now GTFO.
Harry Potter is now फ्रेंड्स with Fleur Delacour and Viktor Krum.