Funny Excerpts from the First Book
"Oh, are आप a prefect, Percy? आप should have कहा something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
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"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE आप GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE आप A WITCH या NOT!
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Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left गाना along to a very slow funeral march.
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Dudley looked a lot like Uncle Vernon. He had a large गुलाबी face, not much neck, small watery blue eyes, and thick blonde hair that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Aunt गहरे नीले रंग, पेटुनिया often कहा that Dudley looked like a baby angel. Harry often कहा that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.
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Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."
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"They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first दिन at Stonewall," [Dudley] told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?"
"No, thanks," कहा Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick."
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"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she [Mrs.Weasley] thinks आप don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
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"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask आप something?"
"Obviously, you’ve just done so," Dumbledore smiled. “You may ask me one और thing, however."
"What do आप see when आप look in the mirror?"
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Harry stared.
"One can never have enough socks. Another क्रिस्मस has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."
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"Fred, आप next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," कहा the boy. "Honestly, woman, आप call yourself our mother? Can't आप tell I'm George?"
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"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?" [Harry]
"Throw it away and पंच him in the nose," suggested Ron.
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One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.
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"So आप mean the Stone's only सुरक्षित as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" कहा Hermione in alarm.
"It'll be gone द्वारा अगला Tuesday," कहा Ron.
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"Now, आप two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet या - " [Mrs. Weasley]
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum."
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Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," कहा Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," कहा Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," कहा Ron.
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"See?" कहा Hermione, when Harry and Ron had finished. "The dog must be guarding Flamel's Sorcerer's Stone! I bet he asked Dumbledore to keep it सुरक्षित for him, because they're फ्रेंड्स and he knew someone was after it, that's why he wanted the Stone moved out of Gringotts!"
"A stone that makes सोना and stops आप from ever dying!" कहा Harry. "No wonder Snape's after it! Anyone would want it."
"And no wonder we couldn't find Flamel in that Study of हाल का Developments in Wizardry," कहा Ron. "He's not exactly हाल का if he's six hundred and sixty-five, is he?"
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Harry left the locker room alone some time later, to take his Nimbus Two Thousand back to the broomshed. He couldn't ever remember feeling happier. He'd really done something to be proud of now - no one could say he was just a famous name any more. The evening air had never smelled so sweet. He walked over the damp grass, reliving the last घंटा in his head, which was a happy blur: Gryffindors running to lift him onto their shoulders; Ron and Hermione in the distance, jumping up and down, Ron cheering through a heavy nosebleed.
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"It bit me!" he said, दिखा रहा है them his hand, which was wrapped in a bloody handkerchief.
"I'm not going to be able to hold a quill for a week. I tell you, that dragon's the most horrible animal I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes on about it, you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me he told me off for frightening it. And when I left, he was गाना it a lullaby."
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"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" कहा Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the एनचांटेड barrier. "When they hear what आप did this year?"
"Proud?" कहा Harry. "Are आप crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
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"There was a horrible smell in the रसोई, रसोईघर अगला morning when Harry went for breakfast. It seemed to be coming from a large metal tub in the sink. He went to have a look. The tub was full of what looked like dirty rags swimming in grey water.
"What's this?" he asked Petunia.
"Your new school uniform," she said.
"Oh," he said. "I didn't realise it had to be so wet."
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"Oh, are आप a prefect, Percy? आप should have कहा something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
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"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE आप GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE आप A WITCH या NOT!
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Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left गाना along to a very slow funeral march.
------------------------------------------
Dudley looked a lot like Uncle Vernon. He had a large गुलाबी face, not much neck, small watery blue eyes, and thick blonde hair that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Aunt गहरे नीले रंग, पेटुनिया often कहा that Dudley looked like a baby angel. Harry often कहा that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.
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Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."
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"They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first दिन at Stonewall," [Dudley] told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?"
"No, thanks," कहा Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick."
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"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she [Mrs.Weasley] thinks आप don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
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"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask आप something?"
"Obviously, you’ve just done so," Dumbledore smiled. “You may ask me one और thing, however."
"What do आप see when आप look in the mirror?"
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Harry stared.
"One can never have enough socks. Another क्रिस्मस has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."
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"Fred, आप next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," कहा the boy. "Honestly, woman, आप call yourself our mother? Can't आप tell I'm George?"
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"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?" [Harry]
"Throw it away and पंच him in the nose," suggested Ron.
------------------------------------------
One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.
------------------------------------------
"So आप mean the Stone's only सुरक्षित as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" कहा Hermione in alarm.
"It'll be gone द्वारा अगला Tuesday," कहा Ron.
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"Now, आप two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet या - " [Mrs. Weasley]
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum."
------------------------------------------
Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," कहा Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," कहा Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," कहा Ron.
------------------------------------------
"See?" कहा Hermione, when Harry and Ron had finished. "The dog must be guarding Flamel's Sorcerer's Stone! I bet he asked Dumbledore to keep it सुरक्षित for him, because they're फ्रेंड्स and he knew someone was after it, that's why he wanted the Stone moved out of Gringotts!"
"A stone that makes सोना and stops आप from ever dying!" कहा Harry. "No wonder Snape's after it! Anyone would want it."
"And no wonder we couldn't find Flamel in that Study of हाल का Developments in Wizardry," कहा Ron. "He's not exactly हाल का if he's six hundred and sixty-five, is he?"
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Harry left the locker room alone some time later, to take his Nimbus Two Thousand back to the broomshed. He couldn't ever remember feeling happier. He'd really done something to be proud of now - no one could say he was just a famous name any more. The evening air had never smelled so sweet. He walked over the damp grass, reliving the last घंटा in his head, which was a happy blur: Gryffindors running to lift him onto their shoulders; Ron and Hermione in the distance, jumping up and down, Ron cheering through a heavy nosebleed.
-----------------------------------------
"It bit me!" he said, दिखा रहा है them his hand, which was wrapped in a bloody handkerchief.
"I'm not going to be able to hold a quill for a week. I tell you, that dragon's the most horrible animal I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes on about it, you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me he told me off for frightening it. And when I left, he was गाना it a lullaby."
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"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" कहा Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the एनचांटेड barrier. "When they hear what आप did this year?"
"Proud?" कहा Harry. "Are आप crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
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"There was a horrible smell in the रसोई, रसोईघर अगला morning when Harry went for breakfast. It seemed to be coming from a large metal tub in the sink. He went to have a look. The tub was full of what looked like dirty rags swimming in grey water.
"What's this?" he asked Petunia.
"Your new school uniform," she said.
"Oh," he said. "I didn't realise it had to be so wet."
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"For nearly two months, we've all been doing prosthetic tests and all sorts of preparation for the epilogue," Felton said. "I've been having some aging training. You've got to walk differently. There's a slump in your walk."
Felton notes they have someone who comes in to teach them how to be old and that they were told to imagine they had weights on their arms.
"We're probably at the most exciting bit," he said. "Certainly the part I've been most looking आगे to. It's going to be very exciting."