1. Do not sing We're Off To See the Wizard When sent to the headmaster's office!!!
2. You're not dying.
3. Trees can be pretty dangerous...
4. Do not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays.
5. The Chamber of Secrets is where Snape keeps all of his galleons.
6. Dont talk to strange snakes
7. Voldemort has anger issues
8. Harry sucks at Wizard Chess.
9. A dementors किस is a किस only their mother would want
10. There is a troll in the dungeon!
11. "You Know Who" is "He Who Must Not Be Named"
12. Trolls go into girls bathrooms
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2. You're not dying.
3. Trees can be pretty dangerous...
4. Do not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays.
5. The Chamber of Secrets is where Snape keeps all of his galleons.
6. Dont talk to strange snakes
7. Voldemort has anger issues
8. Harry sucks at Wizard Chess.
9. A dementors किस is a किस only their mother would want
10. There is a troll in the dungeon!
11. "You Know Who" is "He Who Must Not Be Named"
12. Trolls go into girls bathrooms
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As I sit on the rough steps in this cold winters दिन waiting for my father to tell me to come inside. I know he will eventually but I want to stay alone, facing him time and time again is torture! Around me is the black mansion which is where I live in and surrounding it is snow and naked branches as the leaves has fallen out in comparison to its season. With a flick of my cold black wand a दिल appears in the snow, I don’t care about the rules of magic anymore. Then the thought of her face appears in my head and affection rises in my chest, my eyes are feeling hot and my face is turning red. I feel a tear run down my face but it’s not cooling my face down in any way. With another flick of my wand the दिल turns black and a crack through the middle breaks it apart and I’m running.
The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended द्वारा me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
द्वारा Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as आप say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink कारतूस (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
आप need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the प्रिय drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will बिस्तर yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
द्वारा Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as आप say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink कारतूस (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
आप need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the प्रिय drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will बिस्तर yours to command.
Okay I am a Harry and Hermione shipper. I like them together. I still प्यार the लेखक and i still like Ginny. I never really cared for Ron because of the way he treated Harry. Anyways... I concluded she could put anyone (minus Cho) with Harry and he is a good match with them. Harry is just one of those guys. He has a great heart. If Harry couldn't be with Hermione i wish it was with Luna. But in the पुस्तकें i can see that he is good for Ginny. I dont hate her. I dont mind her. I just dont like that fangirl kinda love. well my friend and me had a argument over this and i wouldn't budge. But i do think it is crazy to hate an amazing लेखक for a pairing.
Ingredients
2 cups self-rising flour, या plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup मक्खन या margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried फल (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
रस of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat ओवन to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine या मक्खन into the flour.
Add sugar, dried फल and नारंगी, ऑरेंज rind.
Stir in egg.
Add दूध and just enough रस to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten या smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 मिनटों या until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
2 cups self-rising flour, या plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup मक्खन या margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried फल (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
रस of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat ओवन to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine या मक्खन into the flour.
Add sugar, dried फल and नारंगी, ऑरेंज rind.
Stir in egg.
Add दूध and just enough रस to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten या smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 मिनटों या until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
Its going to be called "The magical realms collection" For Harry Potter प्रशंसकों there is going to be: Voldemort and Dumbledore ones!!
There is also gonna be Aslan and the White witch from Narnia and Nanny Ogg and Rincewald ones from Terry Pratchett's book Discworld.
There are also going to be Arthurian Legends ones of मॉर्गन le Faye and Merlin !
I have also found out that the UK is getting a Harry Potter atraction (about time too, right?)
however it won't have rides, Hogwarts ect like the one in Florida !*sigh* (And there hasn't been alot of information relesed about it !)
Just a bit of News some of आप might like to read!And i realize it isn't completely HP related!
(so please no rude या offensive टिप्पणियाँ please,thank आप xxx)
Well this is my 1st ever प्रशंसक fiction. Hope you'll enjoy...
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if आप know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in प्यार with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will आप marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if आप know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in प्यार with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will आप marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....