1. आप tell everyone they're your distant cousins.

2. You've written और letters to them than आप can count.

3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would येशु do?) आप ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).

4. आप have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.

5. आप have और pictures of them than आप do of your own family.

6. आप were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.

7. आप can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.

8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.

9. आप don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.

10. People think आप suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear आप referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."