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posted by AliMissXtotheO
After the sorting had finish, and McGonagall took the hat away, Ron and Harry grinned at each other. "Food, finally we get to eat." Ron grumbled. "That took way too long."

Hermione kicked him for what seemed like the millionth time today. "Ron! आप know the sorting's और important!" She scolded him.

"Nope it's not even close. I'm starving." Ron shot back.

The two contiuned to argue about it. "Do they fight a lot?" I askde Harry.

Harry shrugged. "Understatement." He told me. "It's like World War III when they do."

Ron and Hermione reminded me of Lisa and Jack, two of my muggle फ्रेंड्स back at home. They were really close, argued a lot, but still ended up as a couple. I missed them alot, to say the least. My mom had told them I was accepted into some honorable private school in England so we had to move, but I doubt they believed her.

Dumbledore once again tapped his spoon on his goblet. "I have only two words to say to you," he कहा to us in a deep voice that echoed all around the Great Hall. "Tuck in."

I stared at the table. "Did...did those plate just magically fill with food?" I asked in astonishment.

Ron snorted as pilled his plate. "Yeah, we're in a wizarding school in case आप didn't know."

"No, I didn't." I rolled my eyes. "I also didn't happen to know my name was Lorena Adams. I meant since खाना is the first of the five Principal Exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfiguration so ...?"

Ron and Harry stared at me. It's an awkward feeling, when one is being stared at द्वारा Harry Potter and his best friend. "Grandpa's law of what?" Ron gawked.

"No, nothing to do with anyone's grandpa." Hermione sighed in frustration. "Food is one of the exceptions to Gramp's Law of Elemental Transfiguration. आप can't make खाना appear from thin air. But where does the खाना come from?"

Ron feigned a gasp. "Did Hermione Granger just ask a question?"

"What question?" Someone placed a cold hand on my shoulder. I turned around. It felt like someone had poured water from the Arctic onto that tiny spot on my shoulded. Standing, well और like floating before me was a ghost who looked like he had his head sliced off half way. I had never seen a ghost before and it just creeped me out.

"Who works in the kitchens, Nick?" Ron asked, his mouth stuffed with food.

"Oh nobody really. Just the house elves." the ghost answered.

Clang. At first I thought Ron had dropped his fork, but it was Hermione, who had knocked over her goblet. "House elves? House elves!" she shrieked. "There are house elves here?

Nick the ghost seemed surprised that she didn't know that. "Yes, why the greatest number in Britain in fact. Just over 100 I think."

"House elves, like slaves?" I was horrified that we, as humans could keep any intellegint creature, human या not as servants againest their will.

"They get paid, and sick days, and holidays, don't they?" Hermione added. I agreed with her.

Nick shrugged. "Oh they like working." How in the world could anyone like doing house work? Without some kind of payment या reward?

Hermione crossed her arms and huffed. "Slavery," she muttered. "I'm not eating another bite."

"Oh c'mon, 'Er-mind-knee," कहा Ron, spraying everyone around with pudding. Then he swallowed. "You won't get them sick leave द्वारा starving yourself!"

Hermione slapped her hand on the table. "I कहा I'm not eating another bite!" She yelled at Ron, who shrank away.

And she didn't.

As much as I would like to say I refused to निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन anymore खाना that came from works of slavery, I can not because I didn't. I loaded my plate and as soon as Nick the ghost left, dug in. Believe me, having your खाना being stared at द्वारा a half beheaded ghost is not exactly a comforting eating enviorment.

I pretty much ate the whole meal in silence, thinking about those poor elves. Execpt for those times when someone would ask a question. It was awkward after I had finished. Neither me nor Hermione were having a conversation with anyone. I am not a socially awkward person, most of the time. However today, I felt extra awkward just sitting there. I thought of the only, and probably the lamest excuse to leave.

"Where's the bathroom?" I asked her.

Hermione look at me with a puzzled expresison on her face. "Bathroom? Why are आप taking a bath in the middle of the feast?"

Oh. That's right. I had forgotten that 'using the bathroom' was refered to as 'using the toilet.'

"I mean the toilets. Sorry." I corrected.

"In the corridor straight across from the Great Hall." She directed me. "Do आप need me to come?"

I shook my head. "I think I can find it. Thanks."

The bathroom was dimly lit. I leaned againest the cool दीवार for a few minutes, Dumbledore should be starting his speech in a few minutes. I think I had past enough time.

Just as I walked out of the bathroom, there were footsteps coming my way. I didn't really give it much thought, that is until the person walked into view. Blond hair, scowling, and a green on his robes. Who else was could it be, but Malfoy? I really wished I had brought the buttersock.

As I walked past him, he pushed me on the shoulder.

"What do आप want Malfoy?" I scowled.

He stuck out his hand, which surprised me. "I never got the chance to introduce myself properly on the train." He scowled, I pressume at the memory. "Malfoy, Draco Malfoy."

Did this kid have some kind of mutiple personality disorder? Like really. I stared at him, and he just stood there with his hand out. I should've stayed in the Great Hall with Hermione, Ron, and Harry and avoided this.

"Well?" He asked me after a मिनट of awkward silence, well, awkward for me. He just stood there expressionless.

I still didn't know what to say या do. "Um hi...? Get to the point Malfoy. What do आप want?"

"How do आप know I want anything?"

"People like आप don't just introduce themselves to people in a friendly maner without any purpose." I had thought this was obvious...appearently not. "Now what in hell do आप want?" I was running out of paitence.

"Just be warned Adams." He scowled at me...again. "Some wizarding families are better than the rest. Even though you're in the house of the scrawny, I can still help आप with that."

I almost choked on laughter. "Are आप blind?"

"How do आप know you're not the blind one?" He raised one eyebrow.

"Because I've lived my life in light unlike you. Now if you'll excuse me, I don't have all night." I shoved him aside. Guess what that brat did? Scowl at me.

When I got back to the Great Hall, all the dishes had been cleared and the tables cleaned. I took my सीट अगला to Harry and Hermione.

"What took आप so long?" Ron asked. "You missed your first dessert."

"Malfoy."

"What happened?" looked at me.

Harry turned around. "It's a pity आप left the buttersock here."

I nodded. "It is. He's such a brat. I'll tell आप later." I pointed at the the headmaster. "Dumbledore."

Dumbledore was now getting up from his सीट to make his "announcement" whatever that was going to be about.

I looked around the Hall, and four tables away, sat Draco Malfoy. He was looking at me, and even from four tables away, I could see the scowl etched in his face.

"What a git," Ron told me when he realized what I was looking at.

I couldn't have agreed more.
posted by katlovesbtr
Harry Potter Jokes

Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!

What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!

Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!

What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You know!
You know who?
It's okay, he's dead! आप can say his name now, silly



knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None —...
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General Facts Not Disclosed in the Books


(Facts go from newest to oldest, with newest on top)



◦Prefects can take points; Ron got it wrong in Order of the Phoenix, which makes him a pretty poor prefect, eh?

◦Fred and George Weasley were born on April Fools' दिन (no joke).

◦Ginny Weasley's first name is Ginevra, and she is the first female Weasley born for "several generations," says JKR.

◦Arthur Weasley has two brothers.

◦Molly Weasley's maiden name is Prewett.

◦Crookshanks is half Kneazle.

◦The infamous Weasley cousin who was cut from the पुस्तकें was named Mafalda. She was in Slytherin....
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
We grew up in the world of Harry Potter.

We were at his side when he found the Sorcerer's Stone.
We followed him into the Chamber of Secrets.
We helped him free The Prisoner of Askaban.
We called his name from The Goblet of Fire.
We joined him in The Order of the Phoenix.
We helped him identify The Half Blood Prince.
We and him learned the ancient tale of The Deathly Hallows.

And now the end is near.

We have all been with Harry throughout the pages of the पुस्तकें and the scenes of the movies.
Harry Potter's followers from all over the globe ache from the closing of a decade filled with magic and...
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Every Harry Potter प्रशंसक worldwide is waiting for the conclusion to the hugely famous HP series.
After the relese of the first Deathly Hallows film, I decided to read the book first,. And so I read and read until I ran out of pages, my eyes barely leaving the book. Adventure and excitement in every chapter, and suspense building up with every word, I found this book fantastic. And so I watched the film, and though it was not accompanied द्वारा the amazing literary skills of J.K Rowling, it did the first half of the book justice. So now we wait for the final film, some of us jumping for joy, others...
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Credit: www.the-leaky-cauldron.org. I didn't write this.

"This afternoon, I was lucky enough to be among 400 other movie प्रशंसकों to attend a test screening of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2" in Chicago, Illinois.
Rumors had been circuiting around the internet about this screening, but confirmation that it was Harry Potter didn't come until just before the film started. Since this was a working cut of the film, many effects and scenes were not finished. At least 50% of the special effects were still in the CGI rendering stage, and green screens were visible throughout the film. Also,...
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I thought of this cool Tik Tok Harry Potter parody.

Wake up in the mornin feelin like Harry Potter
Grab my wand
Im out the door
Gonna kill Voldemort
Before I leave, grab my glasses
Say goodbye to Hedwig
Cuzz when I apparate out of the room
I aint comin back
Im talkin about Death Eaters tryin to kill me (me)
Neville beheadin Nagini (ni)
Voldemort comin after me (me)
Stop, drop and save Sirius
Destroyin the horocrux
Runnin with Ron and Herrrmiiiiooooooooneeeeeee
Dont stop
Make it pop
And the chase doesnt stop
Tonight
Gonna fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tik Tok
Round the clock
And the chase...
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posted by Ultimately57
Being sorted into Slytherin is one of the biggest things that will happen in Hogwarts. Not only are Slytherins described to be pure-blooded, prejudiced and evil, and no one in Hogwarts seems to like them.

First, how many dark lords have been sorted into Slytherin? Lord Voldemort, one of the most evil Dark lords ever, is the main one. He was cunning, sly and ambitious. But could he have been better? The Harry Potter book states that teachers liked him and his charm.

But Lord Voldemort isn’t the problem. It’s the fact that when people think of him, they know he was sorted into Slytherin. Many...
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posted by LoveDraco123
I've been a devoted Harry Potter प्रशंसक since I was five. At that time, I didn't read the books, but just focused on the movies, and they fascinated me greatly. I knew all the spells द्वारा heart, and I used to say the lines as I watched the फिल्में again. I had बिना सोचे समझे Harry Potter stuff written down on my school books, and I used to make a wooden wand and practice all the non-existent spells.

Then, I moved to London, and there, my cousin forced me to read the books. It was the greatest thing I had ever done, and I thank my cousin for it. He shoved the first book in my face and said, "Read it! The movies...
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posted by gryffindorgal
It began with hello;
but ended before goodbye.

Niether of us thought
that either of us would die.

It started one fall day,
I was way in over my head;
all I needed was a friend.

I grew up द्वारा your side,
आप grew up द्वारा mine.

We didn't know
I was living on borrowed time.

But now here I lay,
ahem, lie;
dressed in white,
blank eyes to the sky.

आप walk over slowly and whisper goodbye.
आप look so odd as आप begin to cry.

Goodbye to आप also, my friend
but in my sight,
our friendship will never die.

-Inspired द्वारा the final battle
I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House रंग indicate that they are "covered in bees".

No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

Growing गाँजा या hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".

"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate तारीख, दिनांक to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told आप I was hardcore".

If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage...
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Well, I पोस्टेड some fan-pick सवालों some days पूर्व about rating different movies. It's now closed.

My aim behind posting these picks were to rate the HP movie द्वारा प्रशंसकों on fanpop.com..

The ratings is something like this


Sorcerer's Stone/Philosopher's Stone

Rating----- 4.31/5

It's a Hit- 88.6%

Average rating of SS/PS movie is 4.31 and 88.6% of प्रशंसकों think, it's a hit movie...


Chamber of Secrets

Rating----- 4.48/5

It's a Hit- 91.2%

Average rating of CoS movie is 4.48 and 91.2% of प्रशंसकों think, it's a hit movie...


Prisoner of Azkaban

Rating----- 4.17/5

It's a Hit- 77.8%

Average rating of PoA movie is 4.17 and...
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Can आप find a snobby, spoiled, pretty, and a bossy little girl like Samantha Jessa Crane? She is an American-British-Sioux Indian-Irish-Chinese-Jewish girl who likes to bullying every "useless people" in her school since kindergarten.

Her personality is a little bit of narcisstic and careless, but she don't mind with the latter because she have many perfect allies. While Hogwarts sent a letter to Karen Hoskins, the half-blood next-door, the postman incorrectly gives the letter to her because McGonagall accidentally writes the wrong house number.

Samantha, surprised, goes to London, only to...
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posted by Ann_Longbottom
An early page of Philosophers Stone दिखा रहा है an abandoned Plotline:
“So this Flamel bloke found the stone “ कहा Ron
“No- he made it, “said Harry, “He was an alchemist. Which means
“Someone who turns base metals into gold” कहा Hermione. She had
that old proving- I- know- more- than- everyone- else look on her face, the
other two noticed, “Of course. I read about this in Alchemy, Ancient
Art and Science, द्वारा Argo Pyrites”.
“I missed that one myself,” muttered Ron.
“(and)—of course it's some of the most difficult magic आप can do.
And आप end up not just with pure सोना but...
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The new students’ arrival was met with tumultuous applause. But none of the unsorted 11 साल olds heard a thing. For there was only one thought in their mind, where will I be sorted? Then Professor Lovegood कहा in a silky voice “the sorting hat is ready.” Every one of the 11-year-olds face’s looked fretful. As they filed in, a very old and molding looking hat with a tear at the brim was placed on a स्टूल, मल and the tear opened up like a mouth and it broke into song.
“ A thousand years या और पूर्व when I was newly sewn, there lived four wizards of renown, whose names are still well known:...
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Well I personally like the epilogue, I mean I प्यार it , I think it's well written and everything, but I feel weird about it becausese I feel like if I'm watching my फ्रेंड्स या myself all grown up with kids an everything :D and I don't know it's weird for me, I don't know how I'm going to react when I watch it in DH part 2, it'll be weird for me. I mean we have seen harry, ron and hermione from 11 years old to 17 and then the epilogue they are all grown up and I feel just weird.

Please don't miss understand me. I do like the epilogue :D
posted by LifesGoodx3
 Regulus
Regulus
Regulus Black died in 1979. He was killed द्वारा the inferi while he was on his quest to receive Voldemorts locket horcrux and later see it destroyed. He was only 18 years old.

Regulus was part of the Black Family, which was almost all Slytherins. They believed in blood-purity. Regulus did too, in the beginning of his life, although he was Sirius' younger brother. We know Regulus was interested in Lord Voldemort, because in the Deathly Hallows when the trio खोजिए his room for Voldemorts locket, they find newspaper clippings all around his room that were about Voldemort. In the beginning of his...
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posted by Morsmodre_13
If Hp were to have a soundtrack with "real" song's what song's do आप think would fit each film?

- पैरामोर : We Are Broken. link (guy voice version)
Goes together with the escalating war happening in OOTP

-Death Cab : I Will Follow आप Into The Dark
link
I picture Harry in DH surrounded द्वारा his parents, Sirius, and Lupin to this song.

-Across the Universe/The Beatles
link
Battle of Hogwarts!

-Across the Universe/The Beatles
link
I was thinking this before Harry sees Princes Tale!
posted by Persephone713
 Snapes Headmaster Portrait
Snapes Headmaster Portrait
James and Lily were killed in a glance
Harry became the boy who lived
Voldemort stood no chance
11 years pass by
Harry finds out hes been living a lie....
" Your a wizard" Hagrid says but how can that be?
I'm Harry- I'm only me
I receive a letter to Hogwarts school
I meet my two best फ्रेंड्स boy are they cool
Hermione+Ron, man what a pair
Snape is coming troubles in the air
Gryffendors,Hufflepuffs, Slytherins and Ravenclaws
Whomping Willows, Huge Spiders, 3-headed Dogs
My Godfather is a convicted Murderer
I have to fight off hundreds of Dementors
Alohamora,Expelliarmus, Expecto Patronum
Are they sure I'm...
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Warner Bros. has scuttled plans to release the new "Harry Potter" in 3D.

In a statement released Friday, the studio कहा that when "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1" arrives in theaters on Nov. 19, it will be in 2D, playing both conventional theaters and IMAX, but that "we will not have a completed 3D version of the film within our release तारीख, दिनांक window."

The statement continued: "Despite everyone's best efforts, we were unable to convert the film in its entirety and meet the highest standards of quality. We do not want to disappoint प्रशंसकों who have long-anticipated the conclusion of...
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(Found on MuggleNet.com)

(Facts go from newest to oldest, with newest on top)


◦Prefects can take points; Ron got it wrong in Order of the Phoenix, which makes him a pretty poor prefect, eh?


◦Fred and George Weasley were born on April Fools' दिन (no joke).


◦Ginny Weasley's first name is Ginevra, and she is the first female Weasley born for "several generations," says JKR.


◦Arthur Weasley has two brothers.


◦Molly Weasley's maiden name is Prewett.


◦Crookshanks is half Kneazle.


◦The infamous Weasley cousin who was cut from the पुस्तकें was named Mafalda. She was in Slytherin.


◦Dean Thomas's...
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