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I प्यार Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things आप can say या do when he insults you. Let's get this सूची started!

1.If he calls आप a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of आप for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes आप sick.
9. "Say that one और time आप blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did आप run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy आप some new ones."
12. Say, Are आप naturally stupid? या do आप practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? आप father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for आप Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult आप could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish आप had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls आप an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted द्वारा a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did आप know the भगाना, फेर्रेट could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are आप doing here? Shouldn't आप be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
In the beginning

The starting point for each of the house crests was the Hogwarts crest, which first appeared on the शीर्षक pages of the Harry Potter books, and represents all four Hogwarts houses. This original artwork and J.K. Rowling’s descriptions of the houses were used to inspire four unique house emblems for Pottermore.


The process

The artists started द्वारा talking about the best way to include the natural elements of fire, earth, water and air into each house; what the best positions and expressions for the जानवर would be; and the most effective way to include the house colours in the...
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The last track of the CD ended. I sat straight up before I started to put away all my things as quick as I possibly could. I had been sitting there far too long. I had forgotten about the time and now I was late for dinner. I carefully closed the wardrobe before I rushed out of my room and down the stairs. Though midway down I stopped dead, and ran upwards again. I had to change clothes. Into my room again. Open the wardrobe and pull out a clean shirt, clean trousers and clean robes. I pulled off my old clothes and hurriedly put on the new ones. I pulled on my robes as I ran down the stairs...
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 Which spell should I cast?
Which spell should I cast?
So I got boeard just a while पूर्व and I saw a picture of Rebbecca so I got this oh so gienus idea it formulated quite like this; "Hay Zanny since आप have nothing better to do with your life at the moment why dont आप remake Friday HP style and share it with your फ्रेंड्स on fanpop?" "Ok good idea Zanny I'll start right away!" लोल my lyrics are probably just as bad as the real version and they're a bit unorginized but I did my best. :P Ok here goes my dignaty and possibly some of your faith in humanity!

7am waking up at Hogwarts

Gotta grab my wand gotta get to class

Gotta cast some spells gotta...
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I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"

I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."

We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!

Cause I dueled आप once,
Now I dueled आप twice

We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.

We gotta move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew,
Sanpe, Bellatrix and Fenrir too, too, too, too,
It was on and on and on,
Now Albus is gone and gone and gone, yeah!



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(gryffindorgal made the last part)

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posted by RealBenTennyson
All कोट्स about Rupert Grint


“I have to say, after experiencing so many spoiled young Hollywood stars, it was a pleasure meeting someone so humble, polite, and down-to-Earth.”

-Will Keck

(USA Today, July 2007)

HP Casting Department:

“There is a warmth about Rupert, which is absolutely part of the character of Ron. Ron is kind and thoughtful and slightly insecure, and has a generousness of spirit that I also see in Rupert. There are no short cuts with children. आप have to see as many as possible until आप find the one who has the spark you’re looking for. I’ll go anywhere – primary...
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The Wife of the Convicted
Chapter 1
Disclaimer – I do not own any of the Harry Potters. Those are copyright of J.K. Rowling.



DAILY PROPHET
Missing?
By: Marana Island

Two weeks पूर्व a young witch and wizard named Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy went missing. Ministry will not give out any information on the whereabouts, and/or any information on whether foul play was involved, but rumors say that Malfoy and Granger walked out the Barnacle Bar at 1:37 A.M. on June 5. Malfoy looked beat and Granger was hanging onto him to make sure he didn’t fall. Mr. Lucius Malfoy gave us a statement yesterday....
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I: Who have आप loved in your life?
R: Lavender Brown, Fleur Delacoure, Hermione Granger

I: Who is your best friend?
R: Harry, no duh!
I: What about Hermione?
R: She doesn't count! She's my wife!

I: How did आप feel at first about Harry dating Ginny, your sister?
R: Ihad actually been trying to get them together for years! I was only mad because Hermione wasn't dating me at the time...

I: Which one of your kids do आप like better?
R: I can't say?! I like all of them! Heugo does have good looks though... I wonder where he got them from? Hmmm? Hmmm?(flexes muscles, and smooths hair)

I: were you...
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SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, BUT HERE IT IS CHAPTER 10. ENJOY

Chapter 10: Quidditch Practice Can Ruin Friendships

I couldn't help notice that Harry was anxious in class all day.I guess I would be too,I mean,after that flying lesson when we were finally able to ride, I felt so free and relaxed.I would प्यार to play Quidditch,especially with the best झाड़ू out there,but maybe अगला साल या something like that.
After class we raced into Harry and Ron's room to open the package.
Whoa.I may not have see alot of broomsticks but that shit looked hot!He is SO lucky to be on the team.I told him how I would...
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It was a crisp autumn eve on the Hogwarts express. Albus, James and Rosie where eating cauldron cakes and goofing off, when suddenly an owl soared द्वारा and tapped furiously on the glass. Albus opened the window and the owl burst in and stuck out its leg at Albus. Albus unstrapped the note attached to its leg. The owl stared into Albus' eyes and glared.

Then without another backwards glance it took off. "What does it say?" कहा Rosie who looked terrified. Albus read aloud "potter, if आप ever want to see your parents again आप will meet me outside the shrieking shack at midnight on Halloween." "Its signed lord Voldemort" कहा James.

"This doesn't add up" कहा Rosie. " well we will have to discuss this later because now’s the sorting." Albus said. “cross your fingers that we all get in the same house." कहा James. "We will!" they all कहा in unison.
No offense intented to anyone, and I प्यार आप J.K. Rowling and I प्यार आप to bits for giving us Barty Jr.'s character.

But I'm not too keen on finding out और about Jo's visions on Wormtail if she even has any. She seemed to totally hate him from the beginning to the very end. To have him as a plot device and didn't seem to care about him as a character at all.

She didn't give him any dignity या spine - (I recall only one moment wherein he shows bravery and good about himself; in order to pay back his life debt to Harry from the book three, in the book four he suggests to Voldemort that perhaps...
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posted by KishuandIchigo
Did आप know...
I don't know what will happen [for this story]later.
I started पढ़ना HP this year
I don't know why you're bothering with this
The cake is a lie!
It annoys me how when आप write something, it always looks so long, but when आप प्रस्तुत करे it, it comes out tiny.
Draco was supposed to- wait, wrong story
Pigfarts, Pigfarts,here I come! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!
And the scene begins...
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I looked out the window. It was getting pretty late, and I was getting tired. I looked into the sky, it was a shade of dark blue, not too...
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 Chamber of Secrets
Chamber of Secrets
Book 2 Mistakes
NOTE: Many of these book mistakes were corrected in later versions, so the mistake may not appear in your HP book.

* On page 4, the दिन of Harry's birthday, Rowling says, "and then, exactly a साल ago, Hogwarts had written to Harry..." but they had actually written before Harry's eleventh birthday. He'd been receiving them before, he just never had the chance to read one. So technically he had been written to before his eleventh birthday. Thanks, Kelsey!

* On page 95, it states that Nearly Headless Nick "took several deep breaths, and then said, in a far calmer tone, 'So what's...
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All over the world people are howling
About those great पुस्तकें द्वारा J. K. Rowling
Three little पुस्तकें that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With झाड़ू that fly and a बरसती, लबादा that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his साल
But it's और than one साल - it's going to be Seven!
For the प्रेमी of कल्पना that sounds like heaven!
If आप haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, आप really ought 'ter!
Don't own it.
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BELLATRIX
Come, now a roundel and a fairy song;
Then, for the third part of a minute, hence;
Some to kill cankers in the musk-rose buds,
Some war with rere-mice for their leathern wings,
To make my small elves coats, and some keep back
The clamorous owl that nightly hoots and wonders
At our quaint spirits. Sing me now asleep;
Then to your offices and let me rest.

The परियों sing:
You spotted snakes with double tongue,
Thorny hedgehogs, be not seen;
Newts and blind-worms, do no wrong,
Come not near our queen.
Philomel, with melody
Sing in our...
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I do not own Harry Potter या A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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VOLDEMORT
Having once this juice,
I'll watch Bellatrix when she is asleep,
And drop the liquor of it in her eyes.
The अगला thing then she waking looks upon,
Be it on lion, bear, या wolf, या bull,
On meddling monkey, या on busy ape,
She shall pursue it with the soul of love:
And ere I take this charm from off her sight,
As I can take it with another herb,
I'll make her render up her page to me.
But who comes here? I am invisible;
And I will overhear their conference.

Enter DRACO, PANSY, following him

DRACO...
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1. Do not sing We're Off To See the Wizard When sent to the headmaster's office!!!

2. You're not dying.

3. Trees can be pretty dangerous...

4. Do not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays.

5. The Chamber of Secrets is where Snape keeps all of his galleons.

6. Dont talk to strange snakes

7. Voldemort has anger issues

8. Harry sucks at Wizard Chess.

9. A dementors किस is a किस only their mother would want

10. There is a troll in the dungeon!

11. "You Know Who" is "He Who Must Not Be Named"

12. Trolls go into girls bathrooms

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This is what the results were:



Paranoid: Very High (distrust and suspicion of those around you)

Schizoid: Very High (show little emotion)

Schizotypal: Moderate (very mild schizophrenia)

Antisocial: High (lack of conscience)

Borderline: Low (poor self image)

Histrionic: Moderate (attention seekers)

Narcissistic: Very High (self centered)

Avoidant: Low (extreme social anxiety)

Dependent: Low (needs to be taken care of)

Obsessive Compulsive: Moderate (focused on orderliness and perfection)



I found this interesting :)
1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall कहा that her संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When आप ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells आप it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say: "But why are आप so upset? I thought आप valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly,...
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This सूची may contain spoilers!

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter पुस्तकें and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from आप (Example: When in a car या an elevator). If आप don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and क्रिस्मस and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their प्रिय song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly....
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In the years following the war the Ministry of Magic struggled to regain the public's trust whilst people struggled to find peace of mind in the uncertainty of Voldemort's disappearance. In 1985 letters start appearing with a very concerning या very hopeful kind of message, depending on your point of view and personal beliefs. They are so anti-establishment, in parts so truthful, and thus potentially dangerous that the Ministry controlled Daily Prophet won't प्रकाशित करे them या any talk about them on the Readers' Column.

The letters lay out a vision of future where the Ministry no longer exists...
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