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Just as British witches and wizards do not use electricity या computers, they have never turned metric. They are not governed द्वारा the decisions of the Muggle government, so when the process of metrication (switching to metric measurements) began in 1965, witches and wizards simply ignored the change.

Witches and wizards are not averse to laborious calculations, which they can, after all, do magically, so they do not find it inconvenient to weigh in ounces, pounds and stones; measure in inches, feet and miles; या pay for goods in Knuts, Sickles, and Galleons.
posted by vanillaicecream
By Niche Eenhoorn

This लेख will basically cover a few tips on how to cast the Killing Curse. It comes in very handy when muggles are being particularily noisy, specially after having been through the Cruciatus Curse. (both curses usually go hand in hand, unless आप are in a hurry of course, then the Killing Curse is और efficient.)

Let's start with the three basic points: the Incantation, Power of Mind and Proper use of the Wand.

1) The Incantation
First of all and perhaps most important: THE SPELLING of the incantation. It is NOT "Aveda kabrada", "Abba Kabreda" or, as the muggles have utterly...
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posted by vanillaicecream
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Accio (Summoning Charm) - Latin for "I summon."

Alohomora (Spell that opens locks) - Derived from the Hawaiian "Aloha" meaning "goodbye," and the Latin word "mora," meaning "obstacle."

Amortentia - "Amor" is the Latin word for "love," and "tentia" is derived from "tentare," which means "the handling of," "the making of an attempt," या "the attack on." Hence, "the handling of love," "making an attempt to love," या "the attack on love."

Anapneo (Spell that clears blocked airways) - In Greek, "anapneo" means "I breathe."

Aparecium (Spell that makes invisible ink appear) - From the Latin word...
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Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter या A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man द्वारा man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...
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A/N: I KNOW this is a Sue story, there's no need to point that out. This was written purely for the lolz.

Disclaimer: Is my name Joanne Rowling? Didn't think so.



The Slytherin Common Room quieted as Belle Perfetta entered. She was the object of all the boy's affections ever since she transfered from Beaxbatons. With her long white-blonde hair streaked elegantly with purple. Her eyes changed color with her mood, and now they were a jade green. Her pale skin glowed in the firelight. She was curvy but fit, and all the girls envied her.

One of the braver boys, Blaise Zabini she thought, stood up...
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posted by shieldmaiden
I knew it was coming, this day. This दिन where the pilfered garbage known to much of the world as the Twilight saga would beat out all the other franchises, including Batman, Lord of the Rings, and, of course, our fandom of Harry Potter. According to a recently published Yahoo article, New Moon is accounting for 94% of Fandango and Movieticket.com's ticket sales as of now. This is highly disturbing, दिखा रहा है that humanity cannot even recognize good literature and film even when its presented to them on a silver platter, these of course being Harry Potter, the Dark Knight, and The Lord of the...
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The 20-year-old actor has spent £3.76 million on a building on West 12th सड़क, स्ट्रीट that was built द्वारा a sea captain for one of his daughters in 1847.

It means he now owns a £10 million property empire in the Big सेब as well as a flat in Fulham, west London.

With five bedrooms, Radcliffe’s new town house measures 3,000sq ft and includes a 39ft long garden.

A Sotheby's brochure said: “The property is on one of New York's most picturesque tree-lined landmark cobblestone blocks.”

Radcliffe's first New York purchase was two years पूर्व – a £3.2 million fifth-floor apartment in the SoHo district....
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We don't have a set तारीख, दिनांक for when the Wizarding World of Harry Potter will open, but today from Orlando, Florida, Universal Studios confirmed that the park would be opening in Spring of 2010. The three main rides that will be found there are Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey, Flight of the Hippogriff and Dragon Challenge. On Flight of the Hippogriff आप can interact with Hagrid as आप learn to fly a Hippogriff. Dragon Challenge will recreate the first task of the Triwizard tournament and आप can fly either a Hungarian Horntail या a Chinese Fireball Dragon.

Some other places that will be found at the park are: Ollivander's Wand Shop, Owl Post, Dervish and Banges, Three Broomsticks, Honeydukes, Zonko's and Filch Emporium.
Matthew Lewis and Evanna Lynch have both laucnhed the upcoming release of the Half-Blood Prince DVD द्वारा releasing 1000 balloons over लंडन today. This kicks off the contest that is open to anyone in the UK that is over 18, anyone who finds one of these balloons will have to simply follow the instructions on the card attached to the balloon and be entered into a prize draw which could see them winning a trip to the Deathly Hallows set!

Today, Warner Brothers announced the official release तारीख, दिनांक of Half-Blood Prince on DVD. As previously thought, it will be coming on DVD in December, December 8th to be exact. All प्रशंसकों in the US can look आगे to getting a copy on that day.
posted by crazyduds2
1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks आप why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap संगीत from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At बिना सोचे समझे times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have आप left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to शामिल होइए आप for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that आप have a secret. When they ask आप what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes द्वारा and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did ठगना, हेराफेरी go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.

Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
A nearly complete सूची of all the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans' flavors! Enjoy!!:PP

Acid
Apple
Avocado
Bacon
Bagel
Baked Beans
Baking Soda
Banana
Beanstalks
Biscuit
Blackcurrant
Bread
Brown Sugar
Brussel Sprouts
Butter
Buttermilk
Candy Floss
Carrots
Caterpillar
Cauliflower
Caviar
Celery
Centipede
Cheese
Cherry
Cherry Tart
Chewing Gum
Chicken
Chocolate
Chocolate Mousse
Cinnamon
Coconut
Cod
Coffee
Compost
Cookie Dough
Copper
Corn
Cough medicine
Cucumber
Curry
Custard
Diesel
Dirt
Earwax
Egg yolk
Eucalyptus Leaves
Flowers
Fried Beans
Frog Legs
Glue
Grass
Ham
Honey
Honeydew
Horseradish
Hot Sauce
Ice Cream
Ink
Iron
Kidney Beans
Lamb
Latex
Leather
Lemon
Lettuce...
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posted by BellaCullen96
1. Ask him to tell Cedric आप कहा hello.

2. Follow him around and say "Voldemort is your uncle!" in a loud voice right अगला to his ear.

3. Ask him if the "anvil-sized hints" ever hit him on the head, which is really what caused the scar.

4. "So . . . first आप were the Boy Who Lived . . . then आप were a nutcase . . . now you're The Chosen One. Why don't they just add it together so that you're the "Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?"

5. Offer him stolen silver from Sirius Black's house.

6. Make sure आप tell him आप got it from Mundungus Fletcher.

7. Tell him that he should stop pretending to be Harry...
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1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if आप can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your दिन been?"

5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"

6. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone...
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1. आप tell everyone they're your distant cousins.

2. You've written और letters to them than आप can count.

3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would येशु do?) आप ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).

4. आप have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.

5. आप have और pictures of them than आप do of your own family.

6. आप were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.

7. आप can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.

8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.

9. आप don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.

10. People think आप suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear आप referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."
आप need to stop पढ़ना HBP when आप . . .


1. Are still wearing black in mourning.

2. Ask your parents if the death of anyone आप know is listed in the Obituary.

3. . . . Don't explain yourself when they ask who died.

4. Repeatedly रिपोर्ट to the police that आप know where Snape is hiding.

5. Keep repeating under your breath "the locket . . . the cup . . . the snake . . . something of Gryffindor या Ravenclaw's . . ."

6. Practice nonverbal spells.

7. Draw an extremely detailed Marauder's Map and obsessively check it to see where Malfoy is.

8. Try to Apparate and insist that आप just need to get...
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1. Choreograph an artistic dance interpretation of his life and struggle for power and then force him to watch it.

2. Conduct a séance and pretend to channel the spirit of his mother.

3. Tell him he's been a "naughty boy."

4. Pretend to be the Sorting Hat and apologize - apparently आप were wrong, and he was meant to be in Hufflepuff.

5. Call him Ickle-Voldykins . . . and then run. Fast.

6. Ask him to guess which hand the last Horcrux is in.

7. . . . Admonish him for cheating if he uses Legilimency.

8. Tell him आप know where Harry is hiding, and Apparate before providing further details....
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posted by BellaCullen96
चोटी, शीर्ष Ten Signs Your Kid is a Wizard

10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. आप say, "Do आप think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. प्रिय discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to हैलोवीन as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His प्रिय excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. आप catch him in the...
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1. Should Dudley be backing up for any reason, go "beep, beep, beep . . ."

2. Egg their house. Don't feel confined to chicken eggs.

3. कोट their entire रसोई, रसोईघर with butter.

4. Get a cheap Muggle cell phone. Give it a very annoying ring tone, and set it to ring every घंटा on the hour. Make it invisible. Hide it in the air vent of their house.

5. Charm their garden hose to come to life and spray them down.

6. Charm their lawn to sprout large purple mushrooms. When stepped on, these mushrooms should squeak loudly.

7. Replace any फूल in their garden with the ever लोकप्रिय water squirting flowers....
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posted by BuffyFaithFan1
[u][b]Potions, Spells and Magical Objects[b][u]

[b]A-[b]
Accio (Summoning Charm) - Latin for "I summon."
Alohomora (Spell that opens locks) - Derived from the Hawaiian "Aloha" meaning "goodbye," and the Latin word "mora," meaning "obstacle."
Amortentia - "Amor" is the Latin word for "love," and "tentia" is derived from "tentare," which means "the handling of," "the making of an attempt," या "the attack on." Hence, "the handling of love," "making an attempt to love," या "the attack on love."
Anapneo (Spell that clears blocked airways) - In Greek, "anapneo" means "I breathe."
Aparecium (Spell that...
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First of All,Because Today's a special date!
Harry's birthdate,ihope आप didn't forgot it as the Dursleys?
What else happened today!?

*7.31.1980

Harry Potter is born [PS/SS3].

7.31.1991

Harry discovers he is a wizard, meets Hagrid, and visits Diagon Alley for the first time [PS/SS4].

7.31.1992

Harry meets Dobby for the first time whilst the Dursleys have a रात का खाना party, and the Elf uses a Hover Charm on Aunt Petunia's pudding, causing a serious disruption at dinner, and Harry to receive an official warning from the Ministry about using underage magic [COS2].

7.31.1993

Aunt Marge arrives at the Dursleys' [POA2].

7.31.1996

The guests at Harry's birthday रात का खाना discuss the death of Karkaroff, and the disappearances of Ollivander and Florian Fortescue [HBP6].

7.31.1997

Ginny kisses Harry, but they are interrupted. Scrimgeour arrives at The Burrow, gives them the items from Dumbledore's will, and argues with Harry about the way to wage the war [DH6].
The Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince film continues to perform phenomenally well at the box office, for the sixth film came in first place in box office takings for the UK and Ireland this past weekend. The BBC reports that the film grossed 33 million pounds this past weekend, beating out the Sandra Bullock film The Proposal, and becoming "the biggest UK box office success of the साल so far."

A रिपोर्ट is also online from ScreenDaily noting that the sixth Potter film has grossed an impressive $405.3 million in its release, helping push gross Warner Bros. international box office takings...
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