Ways to piss off Lord Voldemort!
1) Steal his wand and tell him Nagini ate it.
2) Whenever he speaks to you, bow low and say, "Yes, sensei."
3) Replace your Death Eater mask with a Dark Vader mask & insist that, "Tom....I am your father."
4) Sign him up as a kindergarten teacher.
5) Tell him Dumbledore has a ring like his.
6) Tell him आप are worried that his obsession with Harry Potter isn't healthy, & he should just confess his प्यार for him.
7) Skip around Malfoy Manor rapping as loud as आप can, "H to the A to the R to the R to the Y, what does that spell? HARRY!"
8) Follow him around all day, गाना Somewhere over the Rainbow.
9) Dye all his robes sunny yellow.
10) Ask him what's his प्रिय type of flower.
11) During the most important & serious Death Eater meeting, dress up in a ball गाउन while Draco wears a tuxedo, and start dancing in the middle of a meeting and grab all the death eaters; one द्वारा one; to dance with आप guys
12) Hide under Voldemort's बिस्तर and start screaming your head off in the middle of the night
13) Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes
14) Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
15) Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?
16)Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime आप think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'
17)Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright रंग and glitter.
18)Tell him आप think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'
19) Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.' (This one is my FAVORITE!)
20) Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful