HELP! my best friend is a twihard

Normally I'd just say don't pay attention. However, if she's insulting HP, I'd be pretty pissed too.

This is what I'd do.

a) Carry a Harry Potter book EVERYWHERE
b) Act like a total Twilight Anti, but only when she's being a total HP Anti, and explain thoroughly why HP is better :D
c) Say that Jackson Rathbone is an ugly douchebag who could never compare to the glory of Alan Rickman
d) Convince them why NOT to read Breaking Dawn; talk about the total anti-climax, the pro-pedophilia messages, and more. Then, convince them to read the Harry Potter Series
e) Say, "OH DRACO!!!!!!!" as often as possible
f) Refer to Harry Potter things in such a way that she would have absolutely no idea what आप are talking about (be sure to use words and phrases such as SPEW, Winky, Boggart, Muggle, Horcrux, Dementor, Gringotts, Hogsmede, The Hogs Head, The Deathly Hallows, The Elder Wand, The Resurrection Stone, The Invisibility Cloak, Apparate, Apparition License, Butterbeer, Firewhisky, Animagus, Metamorphmagus, Azkaban, Hippogriff, Buckbeak, Blast Ended Skrewt, Flobberworm, Crumplehorned Snorkack, The Quibbler, The Daily Profit, The Ministry of Magic, Pensive, etc.)
g) Discuss Quidditch like आप would Baseball (or Football या सॉकर या any other sport) and don't shut up about it (go on about your प्रिय team, such as the Chudley Cannons, etc.)
h) Challenge her; she has to come up with 100 legitimate reasons as to why Twilight is better, and be able to explain them, while आप come up with 100 as to why HP is better. आप can वाद-विवाद against her points until she has very few, and it is clear who the winner is :D

If आप are her friend then आप wouldn't care what she likes.

They're ur bezzie mate, yes? invite them for a sleepover then put on all the HP films, straight from Philoshopher's Stone, right up to Half Blood Price, and then conviscate their Twilight पुस्तकें without them knowing. Then start a bonfire with them! XD That's what i'd do.

OH NO! RUN AWAY FROM HER :) RUN RUN
only joking :)

1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter पुस्तकें in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight फिल्में got him after the Harry Potter फिल्में were finished with him.

3. सूची other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that आप think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini.

6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, पढ़ना minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.

7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.

8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.

9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."

10. Whenever they describe the वैंपायर of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.

11. Explain how Twilight वेयरवोल्फ are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.

wot is one of them

I'm sorry about that. For me, most of my फ्रेंड्स have read the Twilight series. They either thought it was okay, या they thought it was laughable, like I do. And also like me, most of them like/love the Harry Potter books. The rest never read the books, but they like the movies. So basically, I don't have to deal with any Twihards, which means I don't know what it's like. Just tell your friend to shut up and to stop having sexual fantasies with Jasper.

I would ignore it. Also tell her to tone it down a bit. Also do act like a big HP fan? If आप do, stop it and then she'll stop it too.

Er....deal with it??

लोल if आप do the same thing with HP, either dial it down and she might too

OR
dial it up so that she'll get annoyed and आप tell her that until she tones down the Twilight stuff, आप won't dial down the HP.


But just deal with it. Your friend likes Twilight and not HP....so?
Talk to her about it, या just freakishly annoy her द्वारा doing the same exact thing.

I like both पुस्तकें so I really don't care, LOL, but I guess that आप can tell her why HP is definitely better!

1. REAL men don't "sparkle".
2. HP has the romance AND the action without making it like a chick flick.
3. HP can be read द्वारा both adults AND kids.
4. HP attracts an audience of people who are boys या girls...unlike Twilight, which mostly attracts girls.
5. The actors in HP DON'T look like demented freaks.


And so on and so on....

Oh, I know how that feels, my best friend loves Twilight, I प्यार HP. But as long as I don't hate on Twilight, she won't hate on HP. =)

1. Everytime she mentions Twilight, cover your ears and go la-la-la and if she goes "what" say, oh nothing I just don't think my braincells like the mention of... "that book"

2. Say that it is not a saga but something SMeyer sneezed out and handed to a publisher.

3. "Accidently" wonder out loud which publisher SMeyer slept with to get Twilight published.

4. Be a total Twilight anti when she is a HP anti and give a details explanation as to why HP is amazing

5. Use HP related terms such as "I wonder when the Quiditch match against Hufflepuff is.. I really need to go to practise और often." या "Proffessor Flitwick wants me to practice the Wingardium Leviosa charm so I'm sorry but I won't be able to make it on Saturday." या something like that.

5. Wonder where Edward's fairy princess wings are kept.

6. Always carry a HP book with you.

7. Get people to read HP द्वारा saying how amazing and exciting it is.

8. when she's over your house, look up "anti-twilight" pictures या go on the "Harry Potter vs. Twilight" spot and दिखाना her how many people hate Twilight and what their reasons are.

9. Whenever they say "Bella" add on "trix"

10. Ask her if Edward's so perfect why is Bella so miserable all the time.

11. Whenever they take out a Twilight book या anything gasp and cover you're eyes saying "it burns! OWW IT BURNS PUT IT AWAY! OW MY POOR LITTLE BRAINCELLS!"

12. Ask her why Cedric Diggory sparkles.

13. Tell her that RPattz hates Twilight (which is true) and that he thinks its like पढ़ना into SMeyers pesonal fantasies.

14. Compare a विवरण of Bella to a picture of SMeyer whenever shes there.

15. Tell her where Twilight came from (SMeyer's wet dreams)

15. When shes over, type in गूगल "The Aids of Liturature" and गूगल will say "did आप mean: the twilight saga" this actually works btw.

And then just say how great HP is ALL the time :)x

I think आप should just live with it. When आप want to watch a HP movie, she should deal with it. आप two could compare the books, like Remus and If she wants to watch a Twilight movie, आप can deal with it. After all, Harry Potter is longer. आप could compare the two books, like Remus and Jacob, and see how much alike and different they are. Tell her to knock it off saying,"OH JASPER!" If that doesn't work, just either do plan a या b:

Plan A: Don't talk about the पुस्तकें at all.

Plan B: Cut the crap and ditch her.

hmmm... Plan B could work...