I was glad they cast Judi Dench

I did not write this!

Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless आप have Harry's invisibility बरसती, लबादा and the Marauders' Map या आप are फ्रेड and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing गाँजा या hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate तारीख, दिनांक to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told आप I was...