Sirius PWNS Voldemort

Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily और than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven पुस्तकें with hardly any सवालों left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot और to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an नितंब, गधा to Harry). She had every...

As आप can tell, I do not like Twilight. However, there is one character in the "saga" that I definatley agree with. That person happens to be... Rosalie.

Sure Rosalie is a कुतिया, मतलबी most of the time, but when आप watch her in "Eclipse" [my sister made me watch all the movies] आप actually discover why she acts like that, especially towards Bella, and to be honest, I can't really blame her. In fact, I actually felt bad for her, and heres why:

In "Eclipse" Rosalie explains to Bella about what it's like to be a vampire, and the consequences. Rosalie was once a human in the 1930's era who had so many...

So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into...

I like Twilight. I used to प्यार Twilight. But then, I began to feel disappointed. I wanted Bella to have DONE something that actually could affect the entire WORLD. Suddenly, I created my own versions of Edward and Bella and the Volturi. I like Twilight as it is....but it would be much better like this.
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Bella हंस tugged on her muddy brown ponytail to keep in in place as thundered roared and rain came down in buckets on the deserted island. The forest, slick with slime and muck, was dangerous enough without HIM lurking in the shadows. Her ears picked up a soft sound beneath the gale. He...

please leave टिप्पणियाँ so i no if this story sucks या not and please read it even if its not the whole story.

Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have आप ever had one of those dreams, were आप try and run fast but आप just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased द्वारा two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her...

Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: वैंपायर hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach आप that your दिल pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since वैंपायर hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, या blush, या anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is कहा several times in the book.

Now, call...

I have just tried to refute another "Edward is hot" type fallacy. I've had enough, I'm ready to puke - pardon the language - in link if I see another one. In the foreseeable future, I shall either not bother with such fallacies but instead ignore and ridicule या point to this article. This applies to both sides because some Twilight प्रशंसकों and some new Harry Potter प्रशंसकों here are frequently inferring it.

I point to my पूर्व article: link for the introduction.
I shall here only point out Number Six:
Non sequitur.
What is a Non Sequitur and a fallacy: I shall again refer to ऑक्सफोर्ड English Dictionary...

Hey, I was originally going to put this in the टिप्पणियाँ section of a 'picks' question, but I realized it was too long so I put it here.

This is what I think, about the crap they call the 'Twilight Saga'. A book based on an author's wet dreams and hopes.

Twilight- Who? WHO FALLS IN प्यार AFTER SEEING A PERSON THREE TIMES IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE?! Plus, I'll summarize the entire book.

It's like-
Bella: Oh Edward, आप hate me.
Edward: No I प्यार you
Bella: आप प्यार me?
Edward: Stay away from me.
Bella: Stay away from you?
Edward: Just stay with me. I mean, it was obvious I wanted आप from the start, wasn't...

OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire प्रशंसकों (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other वैंपायर have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...