HP Guys Gone Wild

Harry stood at the forest’s edge without moving. He was thinking to leave, when a flurry of movement within caught his attention. Peering at the massive shape he could see, he realized too late that it was a wolf. He jumped out of the way, and the भेड़िया landed where he had been a सेकंड before. He looked down at it. The wolf, which had reddish-brown fur, growled up at him. Impulsively Harry withdrew his wand from his jeans pocket.
The भेड़िया stopped growling when it caught sight of the raised wand. It transformed into a man, and Harry backed up, astonishment on his face. The wolf-man spoke....

Andrew: Okay, well, it's time now for our interview with the one and only, the fantastic, the charming, the bubbly - as Laura and Elysa described her after the दिखाना - interview, Stephenie Meyer. And now, for those of आप who have read Breaking Dawn या are planning on पढ़ना it, we do get into the plot of the book, but I inserted a little spoiler warning before Breaking Dawn content so you'll know when to stop it so nothing gets spoiled for you. So, we'll take it away to our interview with Stephenie Meyer. Joining us now is Stephenie Meyer, the लेखक of the highly successful Twilight saga,...

I did not write this.
1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides द्वारा calling her clumsy.

2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies द्वारा लेखन about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The पुस्तकें aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken द्वारा the end of the series.
8. Not only that, she breaks rules set by...