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Edward is in your forest

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RealSunshine Hunting Snape's Patronus! LOL!

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R/HR

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I am so glad I grew up with Buffy

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Harry Potter is better than Twilight

posted by DivyaHarry

I'll tell आप my story. I प्यार Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one दिन my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take अभिनय lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the पुस्तकें and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that कहा 'Move over Harry Potter'. I लॉस्ट my remaining...

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What's wrong with Bella?

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

I've been seeing this सवाल a lot lately. Twilight प्रशंसकों don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this लेख in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No और than a month. But Bella...

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Book Battle

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 2

posted by luv_warriorcatz

hers ther link

link

51. Your reason made no sense at all, I think आप probably tried to say that it isnt that good

52. This is not a reason, this is just a bunch of harry potter people having dialouge

53. This person is not really saying anything except that they shouldn't be compared and the person just likes the book but she doesnt think that harry potter is better

54. They just dissed twilight and they don't think that harry potter is better

55. Ilike 5 different guys at the same time too: fred, lupin, harry, ron, arthur
anyways just b/c u lik the guys doesnt make it beter, wat do u mean fall in...

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Yet another Harry Potter vs. Twilight वाद-विवाद

posted by slytherinangel

Okay. I know what आप are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight लेख but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me सूची the reasons why children, teens and adults can प्यार Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

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It's Lust, not प्यार

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
Now, before I start लेखन about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

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Twilight Errors

posted by Sophia21

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the शीर्षक to errors.

My apologise to Twilight प्रशंसकों if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the पुस्तकें like twice this महीना and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole सूची on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction पुस्तकें to be scientifically accurate. But if आप plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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Harry and Cho- A brief history.

posted by FredWRules

-harry’s hormones went overdrive when he saw this spankin’ hot qurl from the ravenclaw quidditch team.

-being the teenage boy he is, he didn’t make a हटाइए until it was the yule ball and it turns out that this d00d cedric asked her out.

-then this d00d died and cho was all “bawwww cedric” but somehow she managed to get over all that because of harry’s eternal glory the strategically placed mistletoe. so they kissed.

-then they dated on valentine’s दिन in hogsmeade and cho wanted to be all “baww cedric” in front of harry. but harry, being the hormone-driven infatuated teenager he is, was all ears.

-then it ended when harry कहा he was meeting hermione, because apparently cho’s the only one allowed to talk about someone else in their relationship.

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Dumbledore Owns

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वैंपायर प्यार Twilight

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Source: Once again, another pic I found in the C.A.T. spot

Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 4

posted by luv_warriorcatz

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that आप arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and आप will प्यार it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to आप that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe आप didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. या maybe आप didnt read...

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lucius_ malloy's Anti-Twilight Story

posted by lucius_malloy

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But आप get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her फ्रेंड्स - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was पढ़ना a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an सेब on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

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Anti-Twilight Song Spoofs

posted by GemonkDruid

Too true!

I discovered these song spoofs in my लेखन folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with आप guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella द्वारा Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until आप agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn आप into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told आप I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, आप crazy witch
Now it's raining और than ever
But we’re...

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

here is the website:

link

1. he/she just कहा "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just कहा that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff या hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot और then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

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Twilight Is Just Fanfic In Denial.

posted by LoveforSeverus

Well I've been लेखन a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight द्वारा just "letting her characters handle the plot". There द्वारा making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write प्रशंसक fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good प्रशंसक fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie आप want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

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Why I believe Twilight is लोकप्रिय

posted by GemonkDruid

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a प्रशंसक of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for लोकप्रिय आइकनों like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, आप might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When आप turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

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Why HP is Better

posted by LilRavenclaw95

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a सूची of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced द्वारा Harry Potter in Lit Circles

Two पुस्तकें sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, आप see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The सेकंड features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

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Are we INSECURE~!?

posted by ryomaidol

My cousin says we, Harry Potter प्रशंसकों are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!

(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER लेखाए HERE, sorry if used without permission)

HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...