I saw this on the Doctor Who website and thought it would be fun to try here.

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You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below. Simple, right?

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Harry Potter
02 or 32 min → Bella Swan
03 or 33 min → Ron Weasley
04 or 34 min → Edward Cullen
05 or 35 min → Hermione Granger
06 or 36 min → Jacob Black
07 or 37 min → Fred Weasley
08 or 38 min → Jasper Hale
09 or 39 min → George Weasley
10 or 40 min → Emmett Cullen
11 or 41 min → Ginny Weasley
12 or 42 min → Rosalie Hale
13 or 43 min → Molly Weasley
14 or 44 min → Alice Cullen
15 or 45 min → Voldemort
16 or 46 min → Jane
17 or 47 min → Sirius Black
18 or 48 min → Riley Biers
19 or 49 min → Remus Lupin
20 or 50 min → Demetri
21 or 51 min → Nymphadora Tonks
22 or 52 min → Sam Uley
23 or 53 min → Severus Snape
24 or 54 min → Leah Clearwater
25 or 55 min → Bellatrix Lestrange
26 or 56 min → Carlisle Cullen
27 or 57 min → Draco Malfoy
28 or 58 min → Victoria
29 or 59 min → Hagrid
30 or 00 min → Lauren

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot

**If you want me to add or delete choices, let me know and provide suggestions and I'll consider changing it around**